It 'twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the Ichijouji house,
Everyone was snoring, even the mouse.
Ken-chan was sleeping,
With happy dreams
and Osamu was smiling,
Dreaming of ways to kill him.
Their parents woke up,
at the same time they cried,
"WE FORGOT TO GET KEN A PRESENT AGAIN!!"
So they rushed across the room,
Woke Osamu up,
both screaming, "GIVE US A PRESENT, NOW!!"
Grudgingly,
Plotting to kill them someday,
Osamu handed over his
Antique 01 Digivice!
With cries of thanks,
bows, "ARIGATOU!"s,
Both wrapped it in
A tiny pink box
With purple ribbon and
"to Ken-chan, from us"
written on the side in black ink.
When Ken-chan woke,
(He didn't sleep very well, poor kid)
He ran to the tree.
His eyes searching,
those big kawaii chibi eyes tearing,
until Osamu gave him the pink box.
He opened it, and smiled,
Fangirls melting into multicolored goo as they
watched,
"That's juuuuuuuust what I wanted for Christmas,"
He said and smiled.