A Documentary of How the World Is Going to End

by RoyXFirestormXBlaze

By Mr. Kabuto Yukashi. I would like to say, YES, it was because of me that zombies are now infesting your closet. And no, they won't come out. Kabuto's plan to begin a zombie apocolypse results in... Naruto OMFG I'M NOT GOING TO SAY WHO HE ENDS UP WITH

1. Prologue

Kabuto exhaled deeply. It had been a long time since he starred in a half-decent fanfic. And what was he going to do? Take over the world? Capture Sasuke? Burn Konoha to the ground? Nope, he was about to succumb to the most overused, yet totally awesome theme ever created in media, books, tv, video games, and movies.

Zombie Apocalypse.

Konoha

Time: Nine in the Afternoon

Place: Naruto's apartment

"Ohhhhh, god, never againnnnnnnnn," groaned Naruto, clutching his head after a night of drinking. He didn't even know what time it was, because the lights of his alarm clock was too bright for his hungover state, and every time he looked, he threw up. So he assumed it was nine in the afternoon, because he was still a little drunk. Now, for all those people who watch anime, guess what is going to happen? That's right, a flashback!

Readers: NOOOOOOOOO! GET TO THE (Insert swear word here)-ING ZOMBIE KILLING!

Me: Fine, have in your way ***holes. But we still have plot development

Readers: Fine. *grumble grumble*

And then Naruto passed out. There's your plot development.

Konoha

Time: 8: 30 A. M.

Place: Tsunade's Office

Status: Code Red

"Tsunade?" Shizune inquired, peeking her head inside the Fifth Hokage's office. "I got your message, and, um, what does, 'Zombies are taking over the world' mean? Because I was kind of confused, and OH HOLY MOTHER****ING JUSUS!" Shrieked Shizune, as she found Tsunade... passed out drunk because of all the sake she drank. Not being eaten by zombies.

Yet.

Readers: Why is everybody in the story DRUNK? Are you, like a recovering alcoholic or something?

Me: Noooo... *hides bottle of gin* It's, um, an important plot device! Yeah... heh, heh...

Time: 9: 30 A.M

Place: Konoha Maximum Security Prison

The security guard watched as a cloaked man walked up to him. He wasn't afraid. It wasn't as though the cloaked man was a crazy medic hosting a psychotic deranged scientist snake thing who was about to use the inmates in the prison to raise the dead. Nope. It definitely wasn't that. It was probably a Canadian.

Which was what he was thinking as he got his throat slit open.

"One in my army," grinned the man. Who isn't Kabuto.

Readers: WE KNOW IT'S KABUTO. GOD why do you have to be so obvious?

Me: You know what... shut up and let me tell my story!

Readers: NOOOOOO.

Me: Well, then... I didn't want to have to use this...*take out puppy*

Readers: *look curiously*

Me: *stabs puppy*

Readers: NOOOOOOO! *run away screaming*

Me: *Takes out fake knife* Heh, heh... suckers.