Hello people of the internet world! I'm Sully and I'm an amazing green monkey! This is my first fic so go easy on me.
WARNING: I AM SLIGHTLY INSANE. Ohh and p.s- I always thought Tweety was a girl when I was a kid so…..Tweety is a girl in this fic.
It was an average day for the Looney Tunes. They had just finished shooting and Daffy was arguing with Bugs, Foghorn Leghorn was annoying the crap out of everyone in ear shot, Wile E. was talking about some science thingy, and the Road Runner was…..running. 'Someone's missing' thought a little tweety bird. And that someone happened to be a black and white feline named Sylvester. Sylvester had been acting weird for a while now. The little tweety bird had known the cat for years and she knew when something was up.
"Hummm I'm going to go and check up on that bad ol' puddy tat. Ohhh puddy tat! Where are you puddy tat!" No answer. Tweety then began looking around for the cat. She checked everywhere. The alleys, all the shops nearby, restaurants, everywhere. 'I wonder where he is….the only place I haven't checked it the park' the little birdie went to the park to try to find her friend…well he was more than a friend actually. Before they got the gig at Warner Brothers, they went to high-school together. Tweety actually looked a lot different than she did on the show. She was taller…about a few inches below Sylvester. She was still tiny though but not as small as she was on the show. And she and Sylvester were dating. They had been dating for a while now…a long while now. Longer than she could remember. She was getting kind of worried about it actually. Sylvester was a scaredy cat when it came to commitment. "There you are puddy tat!"
"H-hi there Tweety."
"Were have you been puddy tat? I've been looking for you."
"Well I wath uhh seting up somthhhing for thou." (Failed attempt at a speech impediment)
"For me puddy tat?"
"Ummm yeah…..I wasth setting up a picnic."
"A picnic? Really puddy tat?"
"Ummm yesth"
"That's so nice of you… something wrong?"
"What? Why would something be wrong?"
"You actually did something nice." Sylvester was a very nice toon, but his a Tweety's relationship was more of a teasing kind of thing than a romantic kind of thing. They were Warner Brothers toons, not Disney hopeless romantic type toons.
"Can't I give the prate-falls and slapstick a break every once in a while and be nice?"
"Nope. So why are you doing this?"
"Well….I do have something I wanted to tell you."
"What is it?"
"Well….you sthee we've now each other for a long time now and we've worked together on the set for a long time and we've been going out for a while now and-"
"Just get on with it!"
"Tweety-will-you-marry-me?"
"…." Tweety said nothing as Sylvester pulled out the ring. She grabbed him in a big hug and then kissed him. Then romantic music played as they ran away together on a wonderful white horse and they lived happily ever after.
"Hey, what do we look like? Mushy Disney characters?" *Sigh* Fine have it your way.
"Ummm Tweety?"
"Yes?"
"There's one more thing."
"What is it Sylvester?" Sylvester backed up a little bit too where the picnic was and then proceeded to pick up a banana cream pie and throw it at her face.
"BAD OLD PUDDY TAT!" She then started to chase him, mallet in hand and licking pie off her face, wondering if Sylvester would survive until the wedding day.
That was it. Hope you like it and REVIEW ALL OF YOU MORTALS REVIEW! Ok bye….APPLE PIE! WINNING!