Asylum chapter 1
*Kane*
Hurricane tonight that will be too easy. Kane thought, glaring over at the younger man at the catering area. He's gonna burn tonight. This time they won't stop me.
Now where to hide the gas and matches so the security won't be able to find it before the match. I've seen them looking for it every night before my matches. Kane thought laughing to himself.
*Hurricane*
I'm a dead man. I know I can't take him alone and it's not no DQ so I can't use a chair or something on him. Maybe I can get out of the ring after the match before he brings in the gas. It's my only hope. Hurricane thought.
*Hurricane/Kane*
Kane stepped into gorilla position and peeked out the curtain.
Nope they didn't find it. He thought gleefully as security went back out into the arena floor empty handed.
Just then Kane heard his pyro hit and he stepped through the curtain.
Here I come kid. Kane thought as he headed down to the ring. Only to see the smaller man exit the ring immediately.
Why did Vince have to set me against him? He's been beating the shit out of everyone and I mean everyone it's like he doesn't feel pain.
Even Hercules got his ass handed to him easily. Hurricane thought as he watched Kane come down the ramp and into the ring.
Still watching the little man Kane raised his arms and made the ring posts explode.
Well it's now or never. Vince won't let me back out of the match so I have to get in there and face him. Hurricane thought moving to get into the ring.
That's it come on little man time to burn. Kane thought watching his smaller opponent closely.
Kane grabbed Hurricane by his green hair and helped him into the ring when the younger man reluctantly gained the apron.
You're not moving fast enough. Kane thought grabbing the kid by the air and dragging him over the top rope.
Ow shit. Hurricane thought as he was grabbed and dragged over the top rope and into the ring.
Standing in front of Kane, Hurricane tried to take a swing at him only to realize he couldn't reach because of his opponent's longer arms.
Releasing Hurricane's hair Kane quickly put him flat on his back via a clothesline. Then stood over him for a moment.
Move boy move. Hurricane thought to himself as he stared up at Kane.
He looks even bigger from this angle. Hurricane thought, scooting quickly backward and out from under Kane.
Hurricane scrambled away only to find the big man dogging his steps.
I have to get something going here. Hurricane thought climbing the turnbuckles. Maybe he can't counter a flying attack.
Turning Hurricane launched himself at Kane only to be caught in midair and slammed to the mat.
The match went back and forth for a while with Kane stopping Hurricane's momentum at every start.
Finally Kane brought Hurricane up for the tombstone and dropped him.
That should finish him off. I not I can always do a couple more like I did to Hercules. Kane thought.
"And your winner is Kane." The ref said after the three count.
Now the fun part. Kane thought rolling out of the ring.
There it is. Kane said to himself reaching far under the ring for the gas can he'd hidden there.
Time to burn little man. Kane laughed silently as he poured the gas on Hurricane's prone figure. Then he pulled out the matches and began trying to light one.
"No!" the Ref shouted trying in vain to push Kane backward away from the younger man.
Kane lit the match and move to hold it over Hurricane's body. Suddenly the body moved as it was dragged out of the ring by another Tim White another ref.
Kane made a move on Tim White but he was already half way up the ramp with Hurricane before Kane could get himself separated from Earl Hebner and flip over the top rope out onto the floor.
You got away this time but there will be a next time Hurricane. Kane thought with pure malice.
*Hunter/DX*
I can't believe what I'm seeing. Didn't security think to check under the ring for the damn gas. Chyna thought hoping she wouldn't be facing Kane anytime soon.
Man I wouldn't want to be Hurricane right now? He's probably in the training room right now getting put back together after that match. Jessie thought.
*Kane*
Now who do I request next. This was too easy and it's no fun when they break so easily. I've got to be more careful with my toys before long I won't have anyone else to beat up cause they'll all be out with injury. Kane thought making himself smile.
Maybe if I took on two instead of one I'd have more fun. Kane decided.
*Vince*
I have to find a way to deal with that monster. I can't have him wrecking the entire roster. Vince thought pacing his office. He's trying to set people on fire.
I've already told him I would send him away if he kept it up but can I really legally do that? Vince wondered. That would definitely teach him a lesson. Teach him to listen to me when I tell him to do something or stop doing something.
So far he's taken out Hercules, half the killer bees, atom bomb and Rakiki who will be next if I don't stop him. Hunter? Maybe he'll even manage to set someone on fire one of these days then they will sue me for not stopping him when I should have.
"That's it." Vince thought suddenly. "I'll have him hauled off in a strait jacket to an asylum that will teach him."
"IT probably won't stick long legally but he won't know that. That'll be just the way to make him behave." Vince said still talking only to himself.
*Kane*
He has to do something it's not in his nature to back down. Maybe he'll meet me in the ring. Then I can misunderstand his orders about not fighting outside the ring and attack him. Kane thought, I would love to get my hands around Vince's throat.
But he's not that stupid. Kane decided after a minute.
*Vince/Kane/Various wrestlers*
Good everything is in order. Next time he pulls something he goes away far away.
Walking into the meeting Vince stiffened as he walked past Kane standing to the right of the entrance.
"Good afternoon," Vince started. "Lately some people…" Vince said looking at Kane. "Have not only been breaking the rules in the ring but fighting constantly outside it. This will stop immediately!"
Hey I haven't caused anyone but the freak a problem in a while. Hunter thought with a smile.
I wonder what he's talking about. Hercules thought, completely missing he look Vince was shooting to Kane no one but Kane has been doing that. Or mostly no one but Kane.
Good he's going to get some censure Cena said, still nursing a separated shoulder from the big man. He never should have gone off on me.
Oh so he thinks he can do something about me does he. We'll see about that. Kane thought an evil smile behind his mask. We'll see.
Tonight Kane will be facing LOD per his request. But I'm making it no DQ per LOD's request. Vince said, looking between the three men.
LOD excellent. Kane thought. I will get a good workout tonight. I've wanted to get my hands on them for a while.
Ok we got what we wanted. Thought Hawk. But how do we make sure he doesn't light us up if we should happen to lose. He nearly lit the Hurricane on fire last week. If it hadn't been for Tim White and Earl Hebner he'd have been a crispy critter.
Animal looked at is partner and nodded. We've got this no way he beats us he thought.
Walking out of the meeting Kane took one last look at LOD. Then headed to his locker room.
*LOD*
"We've got to watch him closely." Animal said. "He's a tough one and if we lose we could get lit up like a bonfire."
"I know and no way little Tim White is gonna be able to pull us out of the ring if we get beat like he did Hurricane last week." Hawk replied.
"No, we're gonna have to put him down and keep him down." Animal said. "No matter what it takes that's why we asked for No DQ. We can use anything we need to keep him off balance and get the win."
"True enough. We'll take him tonight." Hawk said beginning to grin.
*Kane*
They'll never find it where I put it tonight. Kane thought smiling to himself. They could search all night and not find it.
Going back into his locker room Kane looked around. At least I'm in a single because no one wants to share with me. There are four other men assigned this locker room and they have all found other accommodations.
Walking around the locker room Kane tried to warm up for his match against LOD.
They think just because it's no DQ they can get me but they are wrong. Their stipulation will only make it easier to dispatch them then light them up. Good thing I put extra gas in the can today they are pretty big. What a nice little fire I will have tonight. Kane thought.
*Kane/LOD/Announcers*
They are probably under the ring right now trying to find it. Kane thought laughing and knowing his match was coming up soon.
"Do you think they'll find the gas can this time?" Animal asked Hawk.
"I doubt it. He's hidden it every even and they have yet to find it once." Hawk said with a grim expression on his face. "No we'll have to beat him or we're toast. Literally."
"Well we have security here checking things out hoping I'm sure to find Kane's hidden gas can. As you know Kane of late has been extremely brutal. Last even he put Hurricane out with a severe concussion and torn biceps. He'll be out for at least a month or two." JR said, discouraged because security was coming up empty handed.
"He shouldn't be allowed to wrestle anymore. He's just plain insane. He needs to be locked up and the key thrown away." King shouted into the mic. "I mean he's trying to set people on fire here not just win matches."
"I know that King that's why security is looking for his gas can so he can't try to set anyone ablaze." JR said, shaking his head at his partner.
"So you agree he's nuts - completely off his rocker - the lights are on but no one is home." King said in a rush of redundancy.
"I agree he's got something wrong with him, but so do a lot of the wrestlers here. Look at Taker he's beating up half the roster too." JR said.
"Yeah but Taker isn't looking to roast anyone." King said.
"No you're right King he's not trying to burn people." JR said conceding the point.
"See you're smartening up already just from working with me. You're learning that I'm right about Kane." King said smugly.
"Well security is leaving empty handed again. They didn't find it." King said sounding worried.
"Yes, I really hoped for LOD's sake that it would be found." JR said.
"You don't really believe LOD will lose this match do you?" King said. "I mean it's two on one with a no DQ stipulation. LOD can use anything to put him down."
"And he can use anything to put LOD down too King don't forget that." JR reminded him.
Just then LOD's music hit and they came out from behind the curtain. They ignored the crowd as usual and took to the ring.
The ref made them take off their spiked shoulder pads and checked them for weapons.
"This is no DQ ref why are you checking for weapons." Animal asked almost laughing.
"Because I'd like it to at least start without weapons." White said.
Just then Kane's pyro hit and he walked out from gorilla position.
At least they are not running from the ring before I get there. Kane thought.
As Kane approached the ring however Hawk looked at Animal and they rolled out.
"I'm not staying in the ring while he is setting off the ring posts." Hawk said, Animal just nodded.
Kane gained the apron and stepped over the top rope into the ring. Looking around for a second he raised his arms and the ring posts exploded.
Before the smoke cleared Hawk and Animal charged the ring.
Kane grunted when Hawk hit him from behind taking the wind out of him.
Whirling around he faced the source of the attack. Well there is Hawk but where did Animal go? Kane wondered.
That's it concentrate on me. Hawk thought as Kane faced him and began to approach him.
Shit! Kane thought feeling another blow to his back.
I'm gonna have to watch both of them. Kane thought moving to one side so he could see both of them clearly.
Animal indicated Kane with a nod of his head and they attacked in unison.
Kane moved with lightning speed moving out of the way and grabbing each one's arm using their own momentum to slam them into each other.
Then he grabbed Hawk and swung him into the turnbuckles. Quickly moving across the ring he turned and ran into Hawk slamming him into the corner. Then he turned his attention to Animal who was just getting off the mat.
Fuck! That hurt. Hawk thought as Kane ran into him forcing him back into the corner.
Animal charged Kane again this time Kane caught him coming in with a big boot then bent over his prone form and began to choke him.
I have to get him off Animal. Hawk thought recovering from the splash.
Hawk will be coming. Kane thought feeling the slight shift in the ring.
Releasing the hold Kane rolled out of the way causing Hawk to land a hammer blow to his partner.
This it too easy. Kane thought I can just let them beat each other up.
"What's he waiting for." JR wondered.
"I have no idea." King replied, "But it can't be something good for LOD."
"Well they are up." JR said, "nope they are down again thanks to a double clothesline from Kane."
"How can he be beating up two people at once?" King said sounding more like he was talking to himself than JR.
The match continued for a bit with neither side gaining the upper hand.
"That's it!" Animal said rolling out of the ring while Kane was preoccupied with Hawk.
Coming back in he had two chairs.
"Ow shit." Kane thought feeling a steel chair hit him across the back.
"Now!" Animal said handing a chair to Hawk.
Both men raised their chairs and brought them down on Kane's head and back as he knelt on one knee before them.
"That didn't even phase him." King said, when Kane simply stood up after the chair attack.
So you want to use chairs. Kane thought. Fine I can play that game too.
Reaching out he grabbed the chair from Hawk and swung it at Animal knocking his chair away.
Now I'm the only one armed. Kane thought swinging at one man then the other hitting them each in the head. Before moving over to Animal and hitting him several more times.
Shit! Shit! Shit! Animal thought as the chair shots landed.
"He's going ballistic." King yelled, "Someone stop him."
"There is nothing Tim White can do it's no DQ remember." JR replied sounding upset himself.
Turning Kane landed three blows to Hawk as well.
Now to finish them. Kane thought sliding Hawk's head into the chair and folding it over then dropping a leg on it.
"He's trying to break Hawk's neck." King shouted seeing the painful move.
Getting up Kane took the chair with him and did the same to a still dazed Animal. Then dragged the stunned man to the middle of the ring.
I'll just pin them both at the same time. Kane thought dragging Hawk over and on top of Animal.
Planting his foot on top of them Kane waited for the three count and got it.
Then without waiting to be declared the winner Kane left the ring heading for the announce table.
"Um why is he coming over here?" King asked nervously.
"I don't know." JR said backing away from the table.
Kane walked up to a speaker and raised his hand. Then bringing it down smashed the speaker to pieces revealing his gas can.
Now for the fun part. Kane thought taking the can and heading for the ring.
"He put it in a speaker no wonder security couldn't find it." King said incredulously.
Regaining the ring Kane moved to pour the gas onto Hawk and Animal. Just the Vince's music hit.
*Vince/Kane*
"I've had enough of you Kane!" Vince shouted.
What are you going to do about it Vince? Kane thought, moving to the ramp side of the ring.
He watched shocked as Vince approached the ring.
That's it come into the ring. According to you I can fight anyone in the ring even you. Kane thought, beginning to smile behind his mask.
He's out of his mind. Vince thought as he approached the ring.
Shit! Vince thought when Kane was on him before he even got his second foot into the ring.
Now you're mine. Kane thought as he grabbed Vince and started to put him in a choke slam.
"NOW!" Vince yelled into the mic.
Now what? Kane wondered looking up the ramp and seeing no one.
Suddenly he was being grabbed and Vince was pulled from his grasp.
What the hell is going on? Kane thought trying to fight free of the many hands grabbing him all at once. It didn't take them long to get him face down on the mat.
Who the hell are they? Kane thought getting his first look up at the ramp since Vince called for reinforcements.
Is that a strait jacket they're carrying? Kane thought suddenly panicked at the sight of the four men in white outfits heading toward the ring.