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Chapter 1 – Prophetic Shock

Lord Beerus, the undisputed strongest in the universe, the destroyer god of the seventh universe, was enjoying his much desired slumber.

That Saiyan, Goku was it? Beerus was so sure that an arch rival worthy of his attention had finally presented himself but the Saiyan came up short. Goku may not even be in the same level as Beerus in power, his potential cannot be questioned.

The destroyer would look forward the day Goku would prove himself worthy of battle, and maybe perhaps Beerus' prestigious title as the God of Destruction.

The purple god tossed and turned in his bed, his ears twitching ever so slightly as he licked his lips. "Sushi..." Beerus purred.

No doubt he was thinking about his last meal. Oh how otherworldly it was! The taste of earthly dish...oh it was indescribable! Earth had so much delicacies to offer that the destroyer simply couldn't throw that chance away.

But something appeared in his gourmet dream. It was something...something odd to say the least. Beerus furrowed his brow and focused on this...vision?

The figure slowly took the form of a woman of some sort, a lovely one at that. What could this mean? Who was this maiden? So many questions yet so few answers. A strange symbol floated above her and it confused him.

It was unlike anything he has ever seen in his life as a god.

Just as the woman's identity could be revealed, his alarm bombs went off and Beerus placed his paw on his sensitive ears. Another on went off and he growled.

'Note to self. GET RID OF THESE DAMN THINGS!'

Three more alarms went off but Beerus didn't budge. It would take more than that to rouse the mighty Beerus.

"Lord Beerus, time to wake up." Ah, his most trusted attendant, Whis.

No answer came and Whis whipped out a microphone. "You asked for this, Lord." Beerus swore he could hear the smirk forming on Whis' face.

The blaring of those infernal speakers blasted to life as Whis began his hellish banshee of a song. "LLOOO-HOOOO! UH NOPE THAT'S NOT-"

"ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT I'M UP!" Beerus didn't want a repeat of the last song. "Oh so soft." He moaned as he got up from his bed.

In his groggy state, Beerus was not the most graceful. Even a drunk wasn't this clumsy. He tumbled from rock to rock until he landed on his butt right in front of Whis

"Whis. You've got to be joking. Three years?" Beerus licked his hand and wiped it on his head as other cats would do.

The said attendant merely sighed. "Yes, my lord. Need I remind you that it was you who set the alarms."

Beerus stretched his athletic body and felt the satisfaction of bones popping back into place. "Why did I do that?"

"Our little visit to earth." He couldn't see it but Whis rolled his eyes at his master's spontaneous memory loss.

"Ah, of course." Beerus cracked his neck and scratched his ear. "You wouldn't happen to know what happened to the Saiyans, would you?" The cat-god yawned and Whis summoned his staff.

Whis lightly clanged his staff on the ground as bright pyramids illuminated the room. A holographic image shows that Goku and Vegeta were training. "After our previous visit, it would seem that those two were training non-stop for round two."

Beerus smirked at this. "Hmph, I do hope they are much stronger when we return for earth's delicacies." At the mention of earth's extremely delicious confections, Whis smiled widely,

"Yes, but first I have prepared you a nice bath." Whis tapped his staff and the hologram disappeared.

Beerus scoffed. "I hate baths and you know it Whis." Sometimes Beerus can be such a child.

"Beerus the Destroyer of Noses."

Whis smirked as the cat strode past him with a towel slung over his shoulder, grumbling something about Whis' poor attempts at comedy again.

After his soothing bath, Beerus was at his dining table with his bath robe on while Whis was serving him a feast. Though he was more concerned about that vision.

'Hmm, curious. Who was she? And that symbol, it's like nothing I've ever seen." Beerus rubbed his chin deep in thought and Whis took notice of this.

"Something wrong, Lord?" Whis said as he placed a plate of those tempura that chef was so kind to share the recipe.

"I had a vision, Whis." Beerus mumbled and placed those heavenly tempuras in his awaiting mouth.

"Don't tell me it's about another fight?" Whis really wanted to get back to earth and enjoy her foodly creations.

Beerus shook his head. "No no, this particular event is...different...and confusing."

Whis raised a questioning eyebrow. "Care to explain?"

The God of Destruction told Whis his vision. The woman, the symbol and everything he could recall. Whis was also curious. Why would his master have a vision about a woman? If history was to go by, Beerus was...not that popular with the ladies.

"Another premonition maybe?" Whis suggested while Beerus grunted in response.

"I can't say but maybe the oracle fish may know of this." Beerus jumped off his chair. "Come, Whis. It will all be explained shortly."

Beerus was in his fearsome attire and it made him look intimidating. He looked like an Egyptian god but lightyears beyond in terms of power. He was followed by Whis as they searched for the oracle.

"Oh Seer! Seer, where are you?!" Then something crashed beside them and they raised an amused brow.

"Let me guess, another god you wanna fight?" The fish said in a deadpan tone and Beerus sweatdropped.

"Not this time. It would seem Lord Beerus has had a vision about a certain maiden." Whis said and Seer tilted his head in curiosity.

After telling the oracle fish what Beerus had told him, Whis and Beerus waited for Seer to give his answer. He wasn't an oracle for nothing.

"You know, I seem to recall having prophesied that." Seer scratched his scaly head.

"Well? What did you see?" Beerus said impatiently.

"That you, oh great and powerful Beerus, would find a wife." That was a bombshell that Beerus and even Whis had never saw coming.

"Lies!" Beerus growled as he fired a ki blast at Seer.

"Hey! C'mon, it's what I saw and you probably saw it too!" Seer dodged a swipe from Beerus as the god chased that fake of an oracle. Him?! Find a wife?! He'd claw his own eyes out, boil them, and eat them first before that happens.

"Take that back or I'll turn you into fish sticks!" Beerus threw a Sphere of Destruction at Seer and he barely dodged it.

"Whis! A little help here!" Seer begged and Whis sighed. He was surprised that Seer had prophesied that his Lord would find his Lady.

"Lord Beerus, if you turn Seer into a delectable stick of crispy goodness, we won't be able to know who she is."

Beerus snarled but returned back to the ground after leveling his once beautiful home into a heap of rubble. Again.

"I still don't believe this. This is most likely a prophesy that you made up!" Beerus glared at Seer who returned it.

"Hey, my prophesy about the Super Saiyan God came true right, so why not this one?"

"Because it's absolutely absurd! Me?! Having a wife?!" Beerus pointed to himself for emphasis. "No one would dare consider me!"

"Well, let's just ask around. It would probably benefit us if we at least know her identity." Whis suggested and Beerus sighed his consent.

"I must admit, I am a bit curious." He then crossed his arms with a pout. "But I won't be marrying her, am I clear?!"

Whis smirked and nodded. He called forth his staff and began looking for anything in the universe that would lead them to this...prophesied maiden. Kinda hard to believe that the hothead god would find a mate.

"Strange, I can't find anything about her. Maybe the symbol would bear fruit." He searched again as Beerus whistled and Seer taking off before the destroyer blows a gasket again.

"Hmm, I have one hit but it happens to be all the way across the universe in galaxy WD-2013 on planet 201. It's a planet similar to earth but with less technology." Whis said and Beerus nodded, jumping to his favorite tree.

"Huh, quite a dilemma, isn't it Whis?"

"Yes, though this is difficult to fathom." Whis swayed his legs back and forth as he sat on the other tree.

"Indeed and I presume you want to go there." Beerus didn't even need to think.

Whis smiled at his master. "Why of course! I would love to meet the future Misses God of Destruction." He teased and Beerus glared at him.

"Not a chance, Whis. Not in a million years."

"You're such a killjoy, you know that?" Whis stuck his tongue out and Beerus sweatdropped. This was his teacher right?

Beerus got off his tree and walked to the lake. "Besides, I'm a god and if we even do get together, I'll just watch her wither away to dust."

"Well, it would be nice to know her name right? At least know who she is before you part."

"You might be right, but I must go alone. What kind of god would I be if you constantly follow me everywhere I go." Beerus chuckled and Whis just smiled.

"Lost and afraid?"

"Shut up."

"All right, Lord. If you are set in this endeavor, you may need a disguise. A walking cat might not sit well with the inhabitants." Whis said as Beerus groaned. What was wrong with his appearance anyway.

"Fine, fine. I'll suck it up." Beerus drooped his head in defeat as Whis tapped his staff to the ground. A light engulfed the mighty Beerus and when it died down, stood no longer the cat but the god.

Beerus was in human form and he looked quite handsome. His Egyptian-style clothes were gone and in their stead was a dark grey coat buttoned halfway with silver trimmings and gold linings. A purple shirt with a purple vest and a chain attached to the pocket. He wore dark blue trousers that were just right in their slimness and also brown riding boots.

The god's hair was mostly black with a hint of purple and it was neatly combed back. His eye color was also purple but couldn't tell if someone was a distance away.

Whis smiled at his work and summoned a mirror in front of Beerus. The destroyer examined himself, not really appreciating becoming a human but had to admit, Whis did a fine job.

"Hmm, sometimes I mistake you for a wardrobe specialist." Beerus smirked at Whis' pout.

"Anyways, this is merely a disguise so your power is still at max, though it has increased dramatically after your workout with Goku."

It was true, Beerus hadn't had a decent amount of training in a couple thousand years and after his battle with the Saiyan God, he was much more powerful than before.

"Question, how do I get there?"

"I'll handle it, my lord." He prepared his technique to send Beerus to his destination. Whis was ready to transport the destroyer god but he had to get a few words into him. "Be sure to kiss her after the first date."

Beerus was about to explode with anger until he was sent off into the distant planet, leaving Whis to laugh and go back to earth. With Beerus gone, he had all the time in the universe to hog all the earth food he can.