(Disclaimer: This parody is meant as a joke and is not meant to be demeaning towards gay people.)
[A/N: Parody of Nothin' but a G Thang.]
One, two, three and to the fo'
Poop Loggy Logg and Dr. Gay at the back do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(cause you know we're bout to rip shit up)
Gimme a guy to bone first, so I can bust in a butthole
Walked in with shlong greased and lathered, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuttin but a he thang, gaaaaabay!
Two poked out niggaz so we're craaaaazay!
Breath blow in the anal; that laaaaays me!
Unrapeable, so please don't try to rape this (Hell yeah!)
But uhh, back to the pecker in hand
Erection is perfected, so I'ma stick it in a man
From a young he's perspective
And before you dig out a dick don't have to find a contraceptive
You kneel and blow he could be yearnin you man
And burnin for man -- and at then in some time spurmin ya man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, sick fetish
Ain't no pussy good enough so get learnt. I won't be in it
(YEAH!) My nads feel hurt whan he yeild, slowly kneeld
And now your fingers and toes they make me squeal
Well if it's good enough to get stroked off a slobbery spunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that monkey stuff
It's like shit and like shat and like jizz and uh
It's like shat and like shit and like jizz and uh
It's like shit and like shat and like jizz and uh
Gay, steek in the guy like ya rammin'
Well I'm reamin', and I'm leapin', and I'ma leap-in
But the damn queer's not taut, cause my peter crept deep-in
Now it's time for me to make my erection felt
So shit pack, ream cracks, my strap on's your meatbelt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
with a producer who can tap and tongue full the sheist hole
At the same time with the rope slime that I flick
You know, and I know, I blow some ol chunky shit
to add to my collection, the erection
most the guys just hope, take a toke, but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
on what me and my homo Poop Logg came to do
It's like shit and like shat and like jizz and uh
It's like shat and like shit and like jizz and uh
It's like jizz
And who gives a fuck about hos?
So just dill, til the next episode
{*funky sample break*}
Ball and sack in that ass, with a smellified gangsta pean
Gettin spunky on the guy like an old match of hollered screams
It's the capital P, oh yes I'm fresh, and double-O P
L O double-G Y, L O double-G, ya see
Showin butt flex when it's time to wreck a guy
Pimpin bros and cock's in a grip like my name was Sodomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I sink way in the dude for some motherfuckin G shit
(Hell yeah!) So Gay (Whattup Logg?)
Gotta give em what gay's want (What's that, G?)
We gotta break em off somethin (Smell that!)
And it's gotta be bumpin (Shitty a' Pumpin'!)
It's where it rapes face so when asked, yo' intention
Throbbin like a muh'fucker, but I ain't flinchin'
Ploppin the spunky shit that's makin the sucka niggaz mumble
When I'm on the guy, shit's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My brotherfuckin homo Loggy Logg is at my back
Never let me drip, cause if I drip, then I'm drippin
But if I got my Weina, then you know I'm straight stickin'
And I'ma continue to put the crap down, pull the sack down
And if you bitches pack shit, I'll have to put the crack down
Yeah, and you don't stop
I told you I just like a cock when I stick and I'm stuck
But I'm never soft, always long, to the break of dawn
S T I C K I N, in the shity within shlong reach
Pushin the shit together
Like my nigga F.A.G., "No One Can Screw it Better"
Like shit, shat and jizz and uh
It's like shat and like shit and like jizz and uh
It's like jizz
And who gives a fuck about hos?
So just drill, til the next episode
{*funky sample break*} - repeat 3X
[A/N: Parody of Nothin' but a G Thang.]
One, two, three and to the fo'
Poop Loggy Logg and Dr. Gay at the back do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(cause you know we're bout to rip shit up)
Gimme a guy to bone first, so I can bust in a butthole
Walked in with shlong greased and lathered, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuttin but a he thang, gaaaaabay!
Two poked out niggaz so we're craaaaazay!
Breath blow in the anal; that laaaaays me!
Unrapeable, so please don't try to rape this (Hell yeah!)
But uhh, back to the pecker in hand
Erection is perfected, so I'ma stick it in a man
From a young he's perspective
And before you dig out a dick don't have to find a contraceptive
You kneel and blow he could be yearnin you man
And burnin for man -- and at then in some time spurmin ya man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, sick fetish
Ain't no pussy good enough so get learnt. I won't be in it
(YEAH!) My nads feel hurt whan he yeild, slowly kneeld
And now your fingers and toes they make me squeal
Well if it's good enough to get stroked off a slobbery spunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that monkey stuff
It's like shit and like shat and like jizz and uh
It's like shat and like shit and like jizz and uh
It's like shit and like shat and like jizz and uh
Gay, steek in the guy like ya rammin'
Well I'm reamin', and I'm leapin', and I'ma leap-in
But the damn queer's not taut, cause my peter crept deep-in
Now it's time for me to make my erection felt
So shit pack, ream cracks, my strap on's your meatbelt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
with a producer who can tap and tongue full the sheist hole
At the same time with the rope slime that I flick
You know, and I know, I blow some ol chunky shit
to add to my collection, the erection
most the guys just hope, take a toke, but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
on what me and my homo Poop Logg came to do
It's like shit and like shat and like jizz and uh
It's like shat and like shit and like jizz and uh
It's like jizz
And who gives a fuck about hos?
So just dill, til the next episode
{*funky sample break*}
Ball and sack in that ass, with a smellified gangsta pean
Gettin spunky on the guy like an old match of hollered screams
It's the capital P, oh yes I'm fresh, and double-O P
L O double-G Y, L O double-G, ya see
Showin butt flex when it's time to wreck a guy
Pimpin bros and cock's in a grip like my name was Sodomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I sink way in the dude for some motherfuckin G shit
(Hell yeah!) So Gay (Whattup Logg?)
Gotta give em what gay's want (What's that, G?)
We gotta break em off somethin (Smell that!)
And it's gotta be bumpin (Shitty a' Pumpin'!)
It's where it rapes face so when asked, yo' intention
Throbbin like a muh'fucker, but I ain't flinchin'
Ploppin the spunky shit that's makin the sucka niggaz mumble
When I'm on the guy, shit's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My brotherfuckin homo Loggy Logg is at my back
Never let me drip, cause if I drip, then I'm drippin
But if I got my Weina, then you know I'm straight stickin'
And I'ma continue to put the crap down, pull the sack down
And if you bitches pack shit, I'll have to put the crack down
Yeah, and you don't stop
I told you I just like a cock when I stick and I'm stuck
But I'm never soft, always long, to the break of dawn
S T I C K I N, in the shity within shlong reach
Pushin the shit together
Like my nigga F.A.G., "No One Can Screw it Better"
Like shit, shat and jizz and uh
It's like shat and like shit and like jizz and uh
It's like jizz
And who gives a fuck about hos?
So just drill, til the next episode
{*funky sample break*} - repeat 3X