ROUGE'S BIG MISTAKE
Rouge woke up with a hell of a headache. It tasted like she had cigarette butts in her mouth. She coughed and rolled over. Hey…this wasn't her bed! Where the hell was she? Wait. It was starting to come back to her. She'd been to a party. Lots of booze. So she was hung-over. Okay that made some kind of sense. And she could tell that she was buck naked. Why the hell had she taken her clothes off? And where was she? Then she heard the snoring.
Damn! Who the hell had she ended up in bed with? Knuckles? Shadow? Her mind was a blank. She reached out in the dark room and touched a leg. It was hairy but not nearly as hairy as it should have been. She ran her hand along it to…a huge fat stomach? Gross! "Don't tell me I did it with Big?" She reached between this person's legs. Okay, definitely male, but not well equipped, and…no tail. NO FREAKING TAIL!
Shit! Rouge jumped out of bed, pulling the blanket with her. In the dim light from the window she could make him out now. Eggman.
"We didn't!" But a quick examination of her crotch and inner thighs told her she was coated with juices, both male and female. She staggered to the window, tripping on the blanket and almost hitting her head on the windowsill. She opened the window, leaned out, and threw up.
She had screwed Eggman!