Okay, so I recently did a bunch of one-shots and because of the success I though, why not pile them all into one big series.
A bunch of drabbles in the Young Justice series.
Some Out of Characterness may happen, because hey it's satire. Were gonna make fun of the characters, purely for entertainment purposes
Premise: Kaldhur plays with a revamped version of a See n say toy.
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Kaldhur held the small toy in his hands and looked at it. He saw all of his friends arranged in circular pattern near the edges of the circle, with an arrow on the middle of the device. A see n say is what most people called it.
"Valadix, what is this?"
"Don't break the fourth wall! just play with the toy!"
"If it'll get me out of your clutches, very well" with that Aqualad pulled the string on the side and released it. The arrow in the middle began to spin, afterwards it stopped on a picture of Superboy.
The toy spoke out "Superboy goes: Why won't you love me daddy?"
Aqualad began to chuckle "OH! that's funny! cruel... but funny" he pulled again this time it landed on a picture of Artemis
"Artemis goes: Some boy love me!"
Kaldhur held his stomach as he laughed a little "Ha! yes, when you get down to it. She only stayed because she nabbed a boyfriend"
He pulled again, this time around it landed on a picture of Wally
"Kid Flash goes: ROBIN! Love me!'
The Atlantean doubled over laughing "HAHA! they are quite oblivious to how obvious their romantic tension is with each other"
Another pull and it landed on Robin
"Robin goes: I'm Batman... If he grew a personality"
Kaldhur bobbed his head side to side "Eh? not as funny as the previous ones"
With one final pull on the string, the arrow landed on M'gann
"The annoying perky girl everyone wants to punch goes: Hello Megan!"
Kaldhur laughed so hard his voice reached to the almost heavens "HAHAHAHA! HA! Yes, she is an annoying little bitch isn't she?"
Review if you want me to continue
