Scavengers
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"Damn it, monk!" the distressed slayer shouted, "Would you give it a rest? I'm about ready to knock you out and leave you on the side of the road for scavengers to pick over!"
Miroku was quiet for some moments, apparently thinking things over, and then he smirked lecherously – did the man know how to smirk any other way? - before putting a hand to his chin and asking thoughtfully, "Would they be female scavengers?" as though he was actually considering her threat as an acceptable proposition.
After a very marked silence, his incredulous companions turned to stare at Inuyasha as he pounded the monk on the head and dragged him over to the side of the road himself. "Why don't you find out and get back to us on that, you fuckin' pervert? I'm getting sick of your crap – and you ain't even gropin' me!" he yelled angrily, before turning and walking away, followed by Sango, who was carrying Shippo, and Kagome, who was cuddling Kirara.
No one bothered to look back to see if the perv had managed to find his feet and follow or not.
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A/N: I just couldn't resist... I could SOOOO see Miroku doing this...
Amber