It wasn't an intention that was thought to be harmless, but was.

"You know what Kururugi?

Hell, if I knew such a war was going to start I wouldn't have said that!

You may think your some kind of god,

I may have just felt victorious that day as I gave him my triumphant smirk.

But do you really want to know what you are?

But I was eons away from ever winning against him.

Your just a whiny rich kid from Hades underworld."

Now, I'm against all odds and attempting to win a battle where I have no chance. None at all.

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I've always been annoyed by that- that irksome man and his friends! They acted like they owned the school just because of their abundance in cash, good looks, and talents of many varieties. If you saw the legendary three you nearly fainted from their 'amazing bright aura' as some fan girls described. If they dared to look at you you would set yourself in a long coma as some girls described, and if they dared to just touch you you would apparently die from their godliness. Well, I Kallen Koizuki for one have never felt at all fainthearted by these scums of hell! They may act all rich and mighty, but really they are just retards whose daddies buy them multi-million dollar surgeries and taught them their morals from Playboy Magazine.

Now let me tell you about these frauds, I mean....'legendary three.' First and for most there is Lelouch Vi Brittania. His daddy is the governor of the small secluded area of Brittania, which is why everyone kisses his ass, and his mommy is a leading fashion designer for females with eating disorders. He has shiny black hair that has appeared in fashion magazines before and amber eyes that nearly melted every girls heart out in to a puddle of mush....except for mine, of course.

Second, there is Gino Weinberg, playboy, socialite and over all prep to our nation. His hair is blonde and eyes are baby blue and oh-so gorgeous as the female population has claimed. Let me just give you a brief outlook on him without really going into cruddy detail. If I had a nickel for every girl Gino has slept with I could probably buy the whole school. He is what you would call 'a man whore.'

And last, but certainly not least is the devil in the flesh. Suzaku. Kururugi.

Many- I mean many would describe him as the sensitive athletic prince charming in everyone's favorite shojo manga. (Manga is a form of comic artwork that is read right to left and shojo is girls manga.) Now isn't that just sweet? Hell, no. It's gagging and makes me want to burn every fan girls hair with a bloody lighter! Now lets lay down some of his traits and background. His personality? Happy go lucky and slightly arrogant. His parents? Prime minister of Japan and novelist for womens sex fantasies. His current romances? Euphemia Li Brittania, who is also Lelouchs beautiful and semi annoying sister and a cat who only acknowledges his existence with brutal torment. I like the cat.

So, here they are walking and strutting like they own the place while every girl is going ga ga over their superiority and every guy is wishing to be them. Gino winks several times which makes girls squeel, Lelouch ignores them as usual (In which sometimes I think he's gay), and Suzaku gives them a friendly smile that says 'sorry your not good enough for me, but hey lets be friends' kind of look.

Cecaniah Corballe (C.C.) and Anya Alstreim the only sane people besides me as always hold no care for these frauds. Cecaniah is as usual reading a book while Anya is as usual texting on her phone.

"Can you believe them?" I ask angrily. I slam my hand down on the table and shove some of Cecaniah's Pizza hut Pizza in my mouth. "Vi Veem- vhey wharent event vat vool." I swallow the pizza. "I mean, er they aren't even that cool!"

"Don't be jealous dear." Cecaniah says. "They all die anyways." Cecaniah is what you would call a Gothic lolita emo maiden goddess who has no attention towards the opposite sex. The only loves she has is consuming every book in sight and collecting pizza hut plushies. She could have any guy she wanted if only she wasn't so depressed sounding and actually had any interest in them, but alas she has none and is.

"I'm not!" I retort. "J-just their attitude annoys me!"

"Just don't pay any attention to them." Anya comforts. Anya is what you would call a loli artist. She was a lolicon in the making who wore short loli dresses and was always sketching out some perverted lolicon picture for her blog. If she wasn't drawing, hell, the girl was texting or taking photos on her life. A.k.a her cell phone.

"How can I when their 'aura of superness' radiates throughout the whole school?" I ask sarcastically.

I feel a finger tap on my shoulder and turn around to see Lelouch Lamperouge. Blasphemy.

I see him quickly glance at Cecaniah and even in the back of my mind swear she glanced back.

"H-hello." I stutter embarrassed. Anya stops texting and mouth drops at the sudden sight while Cecaniah could care less about the situation.

"Kallen Koizuki?" He asks. JERK! He didn't even bother to say hello! "Your requested after school to the track meet."

I go red. "Y-yes. Th-thanks."

He walks off and Cecaniah only teases. "Whats with this cocky 'no-boy-can-suck-me-in' attitude you were talking about?"

"Shut up."

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Of course god has to let me perish! Of course he has to make me lab partners with a dreadful boy! Of course this dreadful boy has to be SUZAKU KURURUGI!!!! Oh, how at a time like this I wished the Emo-Mafia from Alice in Wonderland would kill me with their joyful singing. (A/N:Er, btw I like emos. I am emo as a matter of fact, I just like making fun of myself XD) Anything, but THIS! Have I not been through ENOUGH!?!?!?!?!? Apparently not.

"There's only two milliliters of sodium chloride." Suzaku reminds me.

I want. To break. Every one of his. Pearly. White. Teeth.

"Y-yes." I murmur.

"Yo, Suzaku." Oh god not him! Gino, Gino, Gino, Gino, DAMN YOU GINO! I want to burn the bloody pair at the stake, I want to stab my pencil in their eyes, and much, much more, but of course are way to gory to explain.

"Oh, hi Gino." Suzaku says.

"So you see that girl this morning? The new one?" Gino asks.

"Heh. Don't tell me she's your new target."

"She's my new target. I mean did you see her breasts? It was like Nicole Kidman sized....." Please kill me now. Of course they were men and talked about such, but in front of a very girl? That is just so wrong on so many levels!

"Heh. I would bang that anytime." Suzaku says.

Thats when I had it. "The matter of the deal is if she would bang you."

Silence. Of course they had never been stood up to.

"Spicy." Gino comments. "And you might even have bigger breasts than her."

Suzaku is obviously instead of turned on like Gino, is offended. "And how would you know? Girls obviously go for me."

I feel pissed now. "Except for me." I fumed.

"And...your a girl?"

Thats when I jumped on him. Stares turned towards us and suddenly people were chanting 'fight,fight,fight.' Before I knew it I was punching his gut and trying desperately to slap him, but he had already grabbed my hand and pinned me to the ground. I struggled to get back on top. When I did I didn't even get to lay another hand on him because Anya was in a second between us both.

"Kallen stop acting barbaric." She said calmly.

"But-!"

"Calm down." She said.

"Ooh." Gino said abruptly. "Who are you again?" He seemed interested in Anya already, but she looked by the least annoyed.

"A female who thinks your image is repulsive in itself."

Oooh's erupted from the crowd.

Cecaniah walked over next to me while Lelouch was next to Suzaku. It looked like we were all ready to jump each other. It didn't surprise me by the least. One day I would snap, and that day was today.

"Bitch." Suzaku muttered.

Then I said it. I said what was on my mind and this would forever change my normal life.

"You know what Kururugi? You may think your some kind of god, but do you really want to know what you are?" I had so much to say, but I narrowed it down into one last sentence. "Your just a whiny rich kid from Hades Underworld."

Everyone was obviously stunned. Until he said... "Then this is war." He said. The world had collapsed.