Nyah.
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Pairings: Zemyx
Rating: M
Warnings: ..me and my friend spelunking!
Summary: When Piko and Sarah find a portal to Castle Oblivion, they just can't resist the urge to explore. CRACK FIC!
Note: Kiko is my best friend; all traits of her personality are true. xD
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Piko propped her feet up on the desk.
" So, you're telling me that there's a big shiny portal in the bathroom on the second floor, and that when you poked your head in, you were in Castle Oblivion?" She questioned, cocking an eyebrow at her friend.
" …YEAH!" Sarah exclaimed, grinning. She shook her long black hair out around her. " I'm mad serious!!"
" …LET'S GO, THEN!!" The two girls jumped up from their desks and bolted out, unbeknownst to their male friends, who were brooding over the Patriots losing in the Superbowl the previous night.
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Sarah tiptoed down the hallways, her steps still echoing around, in time with Piko's.
" ..I wanna find Demyx." She whispered to her white-haired friend.
" I know, we'll have to check out--" Piko stopped, hearing sudden sounds from several doorways away.
" Ungh, Zexion!!" The girls stared at each other for several seconds before bolting in the direction of the noise.
" Scream.." Came a low, husky voice. Almost immediately, there was a loud shout of pleasure. The teenagers stared in shock through a crack in the doorway at the two Organization members.
" Um… wow." Sarah whispered. The lilac-haired seme stopped instantly, next to Demyx and out of him with the blankets pulled over them.
" Intruders.." He growled lowly, snatching his cloak from next to the bed.
" RUN!" Piko exclaimed, as the two took off bolting. Their sneakers slapped on the clean floor as they ran, their faces flushed red when they finally fell to a jog.
" That was WAY too close!" Sarah hissed, before grinning wickedly. She moved her arm out of her jacket, revealing a camcorder with the red light beeping.
" ..you didn't!" Piko grinned wickedly, taking the camera in her hands and rewinding it to a few moments ago. Sure enough, there was an amazingly hot image of the schemer lodged inside Demyx. " That is hot! I fuckin love you!"
" Who doesn't?" They continued down the hall. They had absolutely no idea where Zexion was, and they were happy that they were hopefully out of his reach. And that he was probably screwing Demmykins again.
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" Ooh, look! Another door!" Piko exclaimed in a whisper in case there was someone inside. As they rounded the corner, someone grabbed the back of their collars. Both girls emitted a 'meep'.
" Well, looky what we have here." Came an unmistakably female voice. Piko twitched. She had heard that voice before; it was her worst nightmare…
" L-L-Larxene?" She squeaked, turning her head and seeing blonde. Of course.
" Huh. You know me already?" Larxene dropped the girls, crossing her arms over her stomach. She noted the video camera in Sarah's hands. " … what's that?" She snatched it and Sarah lurched for it.
" No, no! Give it back!" She exclaimed as Larxene watched the events of some hot, smexy Zemyx action unfolded. She snapped the viewer back into place, looking thoughtful for a moment.
" What exactly are you two doing here? And why are you doing my job?"
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Ah ha! xD This is getting better and better! I decided half-way through this that it would be multi-chapteral and that they would have more than Zemyx!
Woot! So, I see you later, my friends. :3