What am I, doomed to get stuck with those Enminem/Digimon blends?! Oh, well... Anyway, here, at the request of DJ Clue I wrote another parody, this time of "Sing for the moment". It came out quite shitty, if you ask me, but you decide. DJ - thanks for reading and inspiring, to you and all the others - God bless!PS- - I don't own Digimon,I don't own Eminem. Excuse me, I'm off to shoot myself in the head...^^
Sing for the moment
These series turned nightmare for his parents
Their kid all of a sudden starts to learn kendo
Hops around the house with a bamboo sword, screaming,
Phrases in some weird language, they don't know the meaning
Gets himself a pager and calls it a D3
Alone in his own zone, acting strange and freaky
Dyes his hair blond and starts walking around
Talking about his fuckin' dad walkin out
And online, he downloads DG sound tracks
Listens to Teenage Wolfs only, forgot 'bout pop and rap
He buys himself googles and a bucket cap
His parents think he really needs some medical help...
Come on...
[Chorus:]
Another season coming next year
Both mom and dad are upset to tears
Hurry up to catch an episode today
Maybe tomorrow, the medics will take you away
[Verse #2]
These series are danger, they even got censored
Like that episode where Puppetmon tried to shoot TK
But he knows every little damn part that was cut
He can tell in which episode they cut Joe's bare butt
Standarts and Practices must die, that what he states,
He hangs on every single statement DG characters make
Like he worships them, he stays in computer class late
To try and get in touch with Izzy via Internet
Trades Digimon cards with first graders during the breaks
Tell him you're not into Digimon and he'll kick your ass'
He yells at the teacher, "You want to leave me after lessons?
I bet you're not human, you're a fuckin' Dark Master
And you wonna screw me, it only makes sense
That you plot against me, cause I'm a Digidestine!
I see right through you, asshole, you want to...
Oh, sorry, it wasn't me, it was my Digimon that hit you!"
[Chorus]
[Verse #3]
They say TV alters your mood and talks to you
He does not only watch Digimon, he fucking lives it, too
He names his moves when he fights, his friends say he's fool
But that's what Digimon do, he thinks this shit is cool
Who post pinup pictures on his walls all day long
Goes around mumbling Matt's "I turn around" song
He was touched to tears when Kari turned out to be the Child of Light
And when Wizardmon got killed he himself wanted to die...
[Chorus]
Sing for the moment
These series turned nightmare for his parents
Their kid all of a sudden starts to learn kendo
Hops around the house with a bamboo sword, screaming,
Phrases in some weird language, they don't know the meaning
Gets himself a pager and calls it a D3
Alone in his own zone, acting strange and freaky
Dyes his hair blond and starts walking around
Talking about his fuckin' dad walkin out
And online, he downloads DG sound tracks
Listens to Teenage Wolfs only, forgot 'bout pop and rap
He buys himself googles and a bucket cap
His parents think he really needs some medical help...
Come on...
[Chorus:]
Another season coming next year
Both mom and dad are upset to tears
Hurry up to catch an episode today
Maybe tomorrow, the medics will take you away
[Verse #2]
These series are danger, they even got censored
Like that episode where Puppetmon tried to shoot TK
But he knows every little damn part that was cut
He can tell in which episode they cut Joe's bare butt
Standarts and Practices must die, that what he states,
He hangs on every single statement DG characters make
Like he worships them, he stays in computer class late
To try and get in touch with Izzy via Internet
Trades Digimon cards with first graders during the breaks
Tell him you're not into Digimon and he'll kick your ass'
He yells at the teacher, "You want to leave me after lessons?
I bet you're not human, you're a fuckin' Dark Master
And you wonna screw me, it only makes sense
That you plot against me, cause I'm a Digidestine!
I see right through you, asshole, you want to...
Oh, sorry, it wasn't me, it was my Digimon that hit you!"
[Chorus]
[Verse #3]
They say TV alters your mood and talks to you
He does not only watch Digimon, he fucking lives it, too
He names his moves when he fights, his friends say he's fool
But that's what Digimon do, he thinks this shit is cool
Who post pinup pictures on his walls all day long
Goes around mumbling Matt's "I turn around" song
He was touched to tears when Kari turned out to be the Child of Light
And when Wizardmon got killed he himself wanted to die...
[Chorus]