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?Gray: Thank you for joining us today, Doctor.
?Dr. Dickens: Oh, It's my honor! In my work, I've been seeing more and more families literally torn apart by this beast. The look in their peepers is just horrifying- but I digress. This issue is extremely important and catching the signs of obsession early on can mean the difference between life and death for your precious little girl.
?Gray: So, how can we tell? Teenage girls abhor opening up to their parents, like my niece, for example. She won't even accept the incense I presented her with this Christmas.
?Dr. Dickens: Well one of the biggest insights into your teen's world is their room. Get your daughter out of the house and check out her bedroom. Check if she has a body pillow. If she owns one, she probably has a collection of cases stashed away safe from your prying eyes. Find it and see if she owns any with the killer, sprawled out fetchingly. You may not know it, but it's very easy for her to obtain these.
?Gray: Let me guess. The internet?
?Dr. Dickens: Exactly. So if you find any pillowcases or other items featuring Foster's fine physique, you'll instantly know. Also, does she own a dartboard? Has she pinned photos of his accomplice, Rachel Gardener on it?
?Gray: Well, that is certainly a fine piece of advice! What else can we do to confirm our kids' deadly infatuations?
?Dr. Dickens: Carefully catalogue the things she does when she thinks you're not paying attention. Spend some time outside your daughter's room at night, or if you're a busy parent like my sister in law, Janelle, place some bugs on her shelves or under her bed and listen to the footage during the daytime. If she moans any variant of 'Zack', 'Zaku', 'Isaac', or 'Foster' repeatedly to herself, she is fantasizing about the murderer's beautifully sculpted abs and immediate action must be taken. But, by that stage, it may already be to late for her.
?Gray: Thanks so very much for joining us, Dr. Dickens! I wish you the best of luck in your diligent endeavors to help heal these families.
?Dr. Dickenson: Of course!
?Gray: If you suspect your daughter or loved one may be enamored with Isaac Foster, contact our toll-free hotline immediately at 645-7878-7878. That's 645-7878-7878. Stay safe, everyone viewing! And stay tuned, because up next, we have mortician prodigy Edward Mason to teach us how to craft your perfect epitaph!