Misato and the Beer Dilemma
By Koneko
Yawning, Misato opened her refrigerator for a cold breakfast beer. To her surprise, the fridge was empty! Only a bag of unopened white rice lay there, untouched.
"Where's all my beer?!" Misato roared through the apartment. Shinji looked around his room and then walked down to Asuka's room.
"Should we tell her?" Shinji asked with a smug look.
"Well she already noticed its all missing," she said grinning back, "might as well."
They walked down the hall, stopping in the kitchen. "Well Misato, what's wrong?" Asuka asked, trying not to laugh.
*SOB* "My beer is gone! I need my beer!" she sobbed.
"That's because we signed you into a detox center! No more alcohol for you!" Shinji said cowering in the corner.
"Yeah! You can't get guys if you're drunk all the time." Asuka said.
"W.what?! YOU DID WHAT?!" Misato screamed.
"You little bastards!" she said as she ran out the door heading for the market.
END
By Koneko
Yawning, Misato opened her refrigerator for a cold breakfast beer. To her surprise, the fridge was empty! Only a bag of unopened white rice lay there, untouched.
"Where's all my beer?!" Misato roared through the apartment. Shinji looked around his room and then walked down to Asuka's room.
"Should we tell her?" Shinji asked with a smug look.
"Well she already noticed its all missing," she said grinning back, "might as well."
They walked down the hall, stopping in the kitchen. "Well Misato, what's wrong?" Asuka asked, trying not to laugh.
*SOB* "My beer is gone! I need my beer!" she sobbed.
"That's because we signed you into a detox center! No more alcohol for you!" Shinji said cowering in the corner.
"Yeah! You can't get guys if you're drunk all the time." Asuka said.
"W.what?! YOU DID WHAT?!" Misato screamed.
"You little bastards!" she said as she ran out the door heading for the market.
END