Jack Sparrow's School of Piracy
"You know, Will," said Jack, "I need some new crewmembers." "Why?" "Because I don't have any. Except you, of course, but you're just useless!" "I am not!" "Are!" "Am not!" "Are!" "AM NOT!" "ARE!" "Can it, you guys," said Elizabeth crossly. "Jack, the reason you don't have any crewmembers is because you're a rootless alcoholic with no friends who nobody trusts. Will, you are useless. Accept it." "Well, now you're just being mean," said Jack. "Yeah, Elizabeth. Call off your dogs," said Will. "Shut up, whelp, you are useless and you know it." "Oh yeah? Well you have no friends!" "I do!" "You don't!" "I do!" "YOU DON'T!" "I bet you I do!" "Oh yeah? Well, if you can rustle up a willing crew in the space of a week, then you win the bet." "What do you bet?" "Fifty gold pieces." "Oooooh, fun! Deal. You will so pay me those coins, whelp." "HAH! Even if you do get a crew, it's unlikely that they'll have the ability to crew a boat," scoffed Elizabeth. "Oh yeah? Well, I'll train them too!" "Oh yeah?" "YEAH!" "Can I help?" asked Will. "Me too?" asked Elizabeth. "Sure! There's plenty of students for everyone-I hope," said Jack. "Well, start the advertisement already," said Will impatiently.
If you would like to be a part of Jack Sparrow's new crew, please email me at crazyassbitch@kittymail.com (do not ask why that is my email address. It is a long story involving a cheating ex, a sharp pencil and a nickname that quickly began circulating. As I said, DON'T ASK.) Tell me your name, age, description of yourself, favourite character, what you think of different characters in POTC, why you want to be part of the crew and what useful skill you have. (Plus, if your name is confusing and you could be either a boy or a girl, please tell me which as I don't want any embarrassing mix-ups.)
"You know, Will," said Jack, "I need some new crewmembers." "Why?" "Because I don't have any. Except you, of course, but you're just useless!" "I am not!" "Are!" "Am not!" "Are!" "AM NOT!" "ARE!" "Can it, you guys," said Elizabeth crossly. "Jack, the reason you don't have any crewmembers is because you're a rootless alcoholic with no friends who nobody trusts. Will, you are useless. Accept it." "Well, now you're just being mean," said Jack. "Yeah, Elizabeth. Call off your dogs," said Will. "Shut up, whelp, you are useless and you know it." "Oh yeah? Well you have no friends!" "I do!" "You don't!" "I do!" "YOU DON'T!" "I bet you I do!" "Oh yeah? Well, if you can rustle up a willing crew in the space of a week, then you win the bet." "What do you bet?" "Fifty gold pieces." "Oooooh, fun! Deal. You will so pay me those coins, whelp." "HAH! Even if you do get a crew, it's unlikely that they'll have the ability to crew a boat," scoffed Elizabeth. "Oh yeah? Well, I'll train them too!" "Oh yeah?" "YEAH!" "Can I help?" asked Will. "Me too?" asked Elizabeth. "Sure! There's plenty of students for everyone-I hope," said Jack. "Well, start the advertisement already," said Will impatiently.
If you would like to be a part of Jack Sparrow's new crew, please email me at crazyassbitch@kittymail.com (do not ask why that is my email address. It is a long story involving a cheating ex, a sharp pencil and a nickname that quickly began circulating. As I said, DON'T ASK.) Tell me your name, age, description of yourself, favourite character, what you think of different characters in POTC, why you want to be part of the crew and what useful skill you have. (Plus, if your name is confusing and you could be either a boy or a girl, please tell me which as I don't want any embarrassing mix-ups.)