FIRST STORY NO HATE
Harry potter (who already knew megic since he was 2 because precog abilities but he still stayed with the dursdeys who abuse him because angst) laughed when his cousin was counting his harem shouted "36? thats two less than last year!"
Vernon dudleys face became very red and pointed his shotgun at Hadrian "Boy, did you steal memebers of my little duddykins harem?
"I am the reintardation of Merlin! I deserve a harem and you don't!" he shouted in totally righteous fury. "Also, I have not yet decided my gender so don't call me boy!"
"and now i will dispose of you like the wizards of old, duddeypoo! avada kedavra maxikamehameha!" henry shouted and didn't even need a wand because he was a lord and dudlepoo disappeared
TIME SKIP becuz i very much lazy to write about the journey to leaky cunt
Naruto Uchiha ran to the WHITE [like the titsle of the FANFIC] building in the center of BLACK buildings on the top of the building written in RAINBOW font was a ryhme, a gimmic, a pun. XD
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
Next time we will see goblins(jews) this is canon