OK! So this is my first EVER human fanfiction! I've never done this before so It's weird to try it out. I'm actually really enjoying it! It's fun and I get to write it as if they're really here and are actually human. Anyway, before I leave you to read I have a funny story to tell you... The other day me and my friend Beth were sitting in my room and well she sits on this chair that was broken and she falls to the side and then i thought I'd mention 'Did I forget to tell you that was broken?' and she decided to laugh it off but add on later... 'Yeah you did actually. I thought I was gonna die!' I was so giggled. hehehee. Anyway The Sotry's theme tune (Yeah I know it's sounds weird but I thought the song fit the story.)

is... Lil' Wayne - How to Love. - THAT IS A GREAT SONG! LISTEN TO IT! :D :D

Chapter 1

(RPOV)

"Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring BANANA PHONE! Ding don…" I shut off my alarm and got up. Monday morning. Great.I hated Monday's and I hated school on Monday's. I went into my big walk in wardrobe and grabbed some of my new clothes. With the school I went to, you had to dress well to fit in. It wasn't a private school but it was one for rich kids.

We all called it a private school anyway. It wasn't my fault that my dad was a very successful doctor. Dr. Carlisle Cullen. I was known as the richest kid in that school. I'd say I wasn't but then I'd be lying. I was rich. And I had a big house, with twelve bedrooms, fourteen bathrooms and two gaming rooms.

My big brother Emmett loved his games. He wasn't my biological brother but he was my brother. All of us were adopted. There was the oldest, Jasper and Rosalie, who really were twins. Then, the people in the middle, Emmett, Edward, Alice and Bella. And then there was me. Sixteen-year-old Renesmee. I was the only one in this house that wasn't married but what can I say? I'm sixteen. Not forty-four.

The couples were almost so obvious. Rosalie and Emmett. Alice and Jasper. Edward and Bella. I was the seventh kid that had a person that loved her to bits but I didn't love him back. I didn't love anyone that wasn't my family. I looked at the clock once I'd gotten dressed in my high-waisted shorts and light pink frilly top. I never wore tights. People that wore tights were scared to show people how pale they were.

I wasn't the palest in my family so my skin was a normal color compared to them. A little tanned but not over the top tanned. That did me a huge favour. I had to wear my dark blue high-heeled converse with these. I put on the little amount of make-up I needed, put my hair in a bun with a few strands down at the front and left my room.

Seven forty five am. Five minutes to eat and fifteen minutes to drive there. I never went for my usual jog on Monday's because I just wanted a lie in so I could mentally prepare myself for school. Ah crap. Bella had beaten me today. Which means she was going to try to talk me into seeing Jake at the weekend.

She was always trying to get me to go to Jake's because she felt bad for him since she turned him down and broke his heart. Then I was adopted and I was the new 'Bella' in Jake's eyes. Suddenly, I wasn't that hungry anymore. I grabbed my keys off the counter and started walking to the garage-shouting bye.

"Aren't you hungry Nessie?" I shook my head and continued walking to the garage. "Jake phoned." I rolled my eyes and paused before I opened the door.

"Tell him I'll talk to him when I'm not busy. And can you tell him to stop phoning?" I could see Bella was about to argue so I stopped her. "Not trying to offend you or anything, but if I don't go now, I'll be late." Bella nodded and looked down at her breakfast. "Bye!" I shouted ran into the garage and then to my Convertible Mercedes.

It was black and looked really slick and fast. Its number plate even had my name on it. N3S5ACU113N. I thought it was pretty awesome. I slid in and started the engine.

The soft purr immediately calmed me, just like it always did and I started the drive to school. "Nessa! You made me take my car today! I can't believe you forgot about me!" Savannah was running over to me as I got out the car. "You trying to impress someone?" I looked at her with a question mark clearly visible on my face.

"Please, tell me you know." I looked at her again and she just gave me a frown. "The new family starting the school next week? They're visiting today." Oh. The new family. It was today? Huh. Guess I forgot.

"I forgot they were visiting today. Sorry Ava." She didn't like us calling her Savannah so everyone knew that her nickname was Ava. She shrugged and looked at my car. "You actuallybrought your awesome car instead of that mini! Eep!" I laughed and rolled my eyes.

I grabbed my bag from the passenger's side and got out. My car stood out a little but it was mine. I knew there'd be a crowd around it by the time it got to break. "Nessa! Ava! OMG! You should totally see the new kids! They're like hawt!." I giggled at what I'd expect to be the new kids. (Five kids I'd never seen before.) They were standing meters from Jenn.

I pointed behind her where the new kids were looking over. She turned and blushed then run over to Ava and me. She basically threw her arms around me and gave me a huge, deathly hug. I stumbled back. "Where have you been all weekend? Girl I've been texting and phoning non-stop." She asked as we all started walking again.

"Ugh. You would not believe how hard it is to get away from Bella when she's basically forcing you to go see someone you don't even like. I was stuck there all weekend and I missed my run this morning. I swear, I thought I'd be dead by the time I got here." I say and stroll past the new kids. They were pretty and obviously rich. My books were in one hand and my car keys in the other. "Miss. Cullen, Miss. King, Miss. Moon."

I turned to face the principal, and spoke for all of us since the other two weren't listening. "Yes, sir." Ah shit. I dropped my keys. "Ava?" She turned to look at me. "Can you shove these in my bag? They're doing my head in." She smiled, winked and nodded while I passed her my bag and books.

I rolled my eyes and mouthed the word no before turning round and bending down to pick up my keys. Someone else's hands had beaten me there. I stood up at the same time as him and we hit heads. "Aw, crap. Sorry." I said and took the keys from his hands.

"Hey, no problem. You bobbed when I weaved." I nodded and said thanks. Then I turned to the head teacher.

"I would like you and your group of friends to help show these kids around. They've decided they'd like to start today." I nodded and turned to take my bag back. Which was lying on the floor in a heap. Ava wasn't the best with cleaning up mess. Or packing stuff in bags. I went to pick up my cell, which was lying in the middle of the path but a foot hovered over it.

I looked up. Ah, hell. "Jacob. What do you want?" I asked irritated. "You should be at your school. You know, on the rez." He helped me up and took my bag and arranged it neatly. Show off.

"I just wanted to give you this. You left it at mine the other night." I took it. What the hell was this? Oh. My necklace. And bracelet. And favorite socks. Great. How was I going to explain this to the girls?

"Thanks. But you could have waited until after school to give me the socks. I mean, what am I going to do with them here?" He shrugged and put them in my bag anyway. He handed me the bracelet and then put the necklace on me. Great.

This probably looked like he was my boyfriend. I quickly put the bracelet on before he could and gave him a quick hug before he walked off.

"I thought you didn't even like him." Ava accused me. I put my bag around my shoulder and then turned to face her. "I don't. My family's watching me. Seriously, look." I said and looked over to my family quickly. She turned and saw them. Her mouth made an ooh sound and I giggled the awkwardness away.

"So, what are the gems on your jewellery? I've never seen them before." One of the new girls asked. She was small, blonde and looked really girly. I shrugged.

"It's the Cullen Crest. All of my family wear it. I don't know why, we just do. Weird I know." I say and look up at the new kids. I'd been staring at my bracelet. "Hi, I'm Renesmee Cullen. But I prefer to be called Nessa. The weird looking group of kids over there are my siblings and very protective, but you have nothing to worry about. They won't lay a finger on you." I say smiling and holding out my hand. Maybe that was a little weird. Or a lot. Whatever. They all took their turns in shaking my hand.

"I'm Savannah Moon. But call me Ava. If I catch you calling me Savannah her brothers will kick your butt." I gave an evil glance toward Ava but she just shrugged it off.

"Well, I'm Jennifer but call me Jenn or Jenny. I don't mind. By the way. I wouldn't get too close to Ava. She likes the boys." I giggled while Ava shouted on Emmett and Jasper. Wait what?

"Ava what are you doing!" But it was too late. They'd heard her and were now on their way over. "Well done." I hissed and turned to give the new kids an apologetic glance just before Em and Jazz reached us.

"Hey Ness. What's up?" Em ruffled my hair and I just glared at him. He just messed up my hair.

"Nothing. Ava wanted you not me." I said and looked over to Ava.

"Em, Jenn called me a slut!" What a telltale. They both laughed and then Emmett picked all three of us up in one of those bear hugs that almost kill you.

"You know I can't hit little Jenny. But if any of this lot gives you any bother, I'd be happy too." I stepped in Emmett's view of the new kids as soon as he put us down.

"Score one for scaring the new kids." I said irritated. "They were just saying hi and we were about to show them around the school." Emmett didn't move. "I'll call dad." I threatened. He backed down, ruffled my hair and ran back to the rest of them.

Jasper nodded and gave the new comers a tight smile. He walked back over instead of running.

"Sorry about that. They didn't mean it. Promise. They just don't know what to expect." I say and turn to face the new kids again. They were all watching Jasper and I gave Ava lots of daggers. She looked at me apologetically.

"How was I supposed to know they'd react like that?" She asked with a clueless expression on. I shrugged and then walked over to the new kids. The few feet that was between us anyway.

"What are your names?" I asked and they all looked back over at me. I heard one of them murmur 'How can she be so friendly and beautiful but have brothers that could probably destroy a whole forest?' The small blonde shrugged off the tall brunette.

"I'm Jane. This is my twin brother, Alec." The two smallest ones of the group were standing together and it was the blond one that spoke. (One of them being the hot boy that I head bumped with.)

She had dirty blond hair and had it up in a bun, just like me. She was wearing a black dress that fell quite high from her knees but that was normal here. I smiled at her and she smiled back. "Hey Jane, Alec." I said and looked at Alec whose light brown hair was long and covered a small amount of his eyes.

The eyes were blue and were sparkling in the sunlight. Just like Jane's. He was wearing black skinny jeans with a dark blue shirt and black zip-up. OK. So Jane was the Goth and Alec was the . . . guy with really cool clothes. "Felix is the name." The tall, really muscular, reminded me a little of Emmett one said and pulled me up into a hug. I laughed and hugged him back.

"I like him." I said turning to look at Ava and Jenn who were talking to Jane and Alec. All of the boys here were hot. Jenn and Ava laughed and so did I. This was our usual banter. It was a lot of fun. "Demetri. But everyone else calls me D."

"Hey." I said shaking his hand.

"Hey gorgusss! Tryin' to impress me? It's working." I laughed when Johnny ran up and gave me a hug.

"Do you like it? I didn't bother putting tights on for your benefit." I joked and hit my leg. The new kids were staring at us like we were on another planet. I thought Felix looked a little upset.

"I love it. Shame I won't be able to meet you at lunch." I sighed and put on my sad face.

"Aw, baby why?" Johnny and I weren't actually going out. We just flirted with each other hugely.

"Cause I'll be waiting at yours." He said wiggling his eyebrows. I laughed and looked over to my family. Shit. I pulled away from Johnny.

"Nessa? Normally you play along longer than this." He said, absolutely gutted.

He'd probably gotten some new lines. "I know, I know. I'm sor. . ."

"RenesmeeCarlieCullen!" Here it goes. Uh oh.

"Your family are actually in!" He asked shocked. I nodded and walked over to Edward and Bella who were waiting a little bit away.

"Hey." I said not looking at them.

"Why would you do this to Jake?" Bella asked me. She was hurt. Why was she hurt? She rejected him. So why can't I? Oh yeah, because Bella felt bad. Maybe she should hook up with Jake herself if she felt that bad. "Maybe because I'm not going out with him. And I'm not going out with Johnny either. We were messing around." Edward's eyebrows rose in disbelief and Bella was speechless.

"So, just stay out of my business and tell Jacob to leave me alone." I said, folded my arms and walked back over to my friends.

"How did they take it?" I shrugged and realised that they hadn't really reacted.

"Well." I said, shocked. The new group of kids were still looking between Johnny and me. I giggled. "We're not actually going out." I said and a little bit of understanding hit their eyes. "What is your last names, sorry if you don't wanna say. I'm just curious." They looked at each other and then at me.

"Volturi." Jane said rolling her eyes and walking over to me. "They find it weird but I think it's original. It's something you don't hear every day." I nodded in agreement.

"Very true." I said and turned to look at the last newcomer. "Hey." I said. She smiled and gave a small wave.

"I'm Heidi, but I won't be staying. I'm going to Seattle Private High. I changed my mind when I saw the look of this place. Santiago was right guys. Anyway, it was nice to meet you." She said and strode off in the direction of the school gates.

"Right, well… awkward." Ava mumbled from behind me. I turned and looked at Ava who stood there and looked really out of place. I laughed and she looked at me and joined in. It took Jenn a single moment to understand and she joined in too.

"Girlies, how about we show the new-bee's how we roll here?" I said and linked arms with them. It was really hard not to laugh but I managed it… just.

"That sounds like a Nessa plan."

"Of course, a Nessa plan, almost always means trouble, Ava." I laughed as I watched the two of them decide.

"That's what we're famous for, girl!" Jenn made a sort of movement that was like, 'you're right.'

"Trouble is our middle name." I said and laughed with the other two. We set off with the new-bee's right behind us.

"Hey Ness!" I rolled my eyes and turned. What did Edward want? He won't let me out of his sight for days. Especially after the sight of Johnny and me. It was just a joke. We did it all the time.

"Yeah?" I gave Edward a little more respect because he had always treated me like I was an adult and not a kid. Jasper did sometimes. But only sometimes.

"Just promise me that you and that man-whore are not dating. It will put my mind at rest." He was such a gentleman. He always had been.

"I promise you that I haven't nor will I ever date Johnny. I'm still single and I don't have a crush on anyone. Honestly, sometimes I feel like you're my dad, not my brother." I laughed and so did he.

"I'm just looking out for my younger sister." We both laughed again and I said bye before going back to my friends. If I have to be honest, which I will, Edward's my favourite family member. He always has been.

"Gather round new-bee's!" I said in a quiet voice and we huddled in a very small and tight circle. Ava was opposite me, Jenn was to my left and Alec was on my right. He was well built. It was weird but cool. What am I saying, get on with the plan.

"What was all that about?" Ava looked at me curiously.

"He wanted to be sure that Johnny and I weren't dating. Which I'm not. I'm a single pringle and ready to mingle." I said and almost the whole circle found that hilarious.

"You watch Friends too much girl." I laughed and looked at Jenn who was trying not to add something on top of that.

"What can I say? I love it. I really don't know what I would have done without the assistance of Friends." There was another uproar of laughter and while that was happening, I realised that a hand was missing from one of my shoulders. Then I realised that Alec's hand was on the small of my back. How could I have not noticed a move like that. I am so not complaining. He's the hottest out of all three of the new-bee's and probably school.

"Anyway, the plan…" I said, forcing my thoughts back into the plan again. Besides, I'd never date Alec, Emmett and Jasper would kill me. And Alec. And he so wasn't my type. And I didn't like him in that way, not in the slightest bit.

"As a proper welcome, I think we should cause as much havoc as we possibly can. I mean, it's been a while girls and I have English first with Bella, Edward and Alice. That gives us the perfect set up. Do you guys still have the supplies? Oh, and what classes have you guys got first?" I should have asked that first.

"Demetri, Felix and I have English first. Jane has Biology." Alec said to me smiling, I smiled back, out of politeness.

"Great. Jenn has Biology too. So does Johnny so you'll fit right in. Jasper, Emmett and Rose have that too. Which is good because then we could prank two classes and the whole family. Make sure you record it. We don't want to miss out on anything. Especially not pranks." I said and shoved the few strands that were out, out of my face.

"Jenn knows what to do." I said and dropped my arms. Everyone then came out of the circle by letting go of each other. Alec's arm lingered on my back for a minute before he let it fall. Then out of nowhere, Johnny pops up and squeezes my arse. I laughed and turned to face him.

"My family haven't gone home yet. And I doubt they will… but I've just had an idea that'll make them go home at lunch." I put a big smile on my face and all of them stared curiously.

"And what is that?" Ava asked looking between Johnny and me.

"Easy. Johnny and I will go home and we'll hide out in my bedroom and start being really loud. They'll realise we're not at school and come rushing home and then they'll hear us and come rushing upstairs. We'll record the whole thing to add to our folder of mischief." Everyone looked at me in awe.

"You know, for a girl that looks so beautiful and harmless you sure do you have a very evil mind. I like it." Jane said and smiled at me.

"Thank you." I said and the bell went so we all basically rushed off to class and were in our seats before the teacher had arrived. We had all the things we needed. The prank was something that Ava had made up, so I had no idea what it was. All I know is it involved water-balloons, ice cubes and sugar. So I guess that was I lie. I do know what it is.

I have no idea what the sugar was for but I had a feeling we were going to put it into the teacher's drink and sandwich. Unfortunately the teachers put Ava and me at different sides of the room because we used to plan our next pranks and a lot of the time, be too loud and get no work done.

We used to get detentions all of the time but when we got moved, all of the pranks stopped and another reason is because Jenn got moved timetables to try and separate us. It definitely worked. Bitches.

It's been a while since we pranked anyone so the teachers probably thought the 'pranking stage' was over. Which it wasn't. I couldn't wait. The new-bee's were waiting outside on Mr. Spite. Although, Reckless … (Me, Ava and Jenn get called that by the teachers. It's easier than them using our names. Full names. And it really just stuck with us. The whole school call us that.) called him Mr. Sprite because he always came into class with a can of sprite.

He says it's his favorite drink. Which we find quite weird because nobody likes soda so much that it's his or her favorites. Sprite walked in class with Alec, Demetri and Felix on his tail. "Class, this is Felix, Demetri and Alec Volturi." Demetri went a slightly darker shade when his last name was said. "They were supposed to be starting next week but nobody thought to tell old Paul that plans had changed." (Sprites first name is Paul.) "Anyway, Alec you can sit beside Miss. Cullen, Demetri you can go next to Samantha and Felix, you can sit next to Savannah." He said and basically pushed them towards their new seats.

I turned and stood a small amount out of my seat to look at Ava. She looked absolutely ballistic. Sprites gonna give her a detention. "I tell you every fucking time that nobody is allowed to call me Savannah! It's Ava. I swear, next time you call me Savannah, I'm gonna put vinegar in your next can of sprite."

Sprite stood, rooted to the spot with his back to the class. She had gone a step too far.

"Hi." I whispered to Alec as he sat down but I wasn't really paying attention to him. I was more paying attention to the argument that was about to break out between Sprite and Ava.

"Miss. Moon. You have crossed a line. I normally ignore your complaints about your name but if you wish to use bad language and threaten me, then you can have a word with the principal. I daresay that you will refuse." Uh oh.

"You thought fucking wrong then mate. I aint some kid you can boss around. Oh and has anyone ever told you that you look like shi…"

"Ava!" I had to intervene. I couldn't let her go into detention before we'd even started the prank. "Sir, do you mind if I take Ava outside for a moment please?" He shook his head and I stood up. I couldn't be bothered asking Alec to move so I stood on the desk and jumped off at the end of it. Ava did the same. We walked over to the door and I let her leave first.

"I swear to god Nessa." She said as I closed the classroom door.

"You can't go getting your stupid ass into trouble before we've even done the prank! I think you should apologise and get back in his good books so we can pounce this on him. You only have to distract him while I put the sugar on his food and in his drink. Please." I couldn't help but make her think about the prank.

It worked and she nodded and let herself back into the classroom. Before she had the chance to move, I whispered, "Get him at the back." She nodded and headed over to the back of the class before motioning for the teacher to join her.

I ran over to the desk and pulled the sugar out of my back pocket and pulled the top of his sandwich off. I poured half the sugar on the sandwich alone and quickly moved on to the Sprite. It was easier to pour the sugar into the drink and then I pulled up the half-eaten packet of crisps. Added the last of the sugar and jumped the desk and ran back to my seat. "Nice one." Alec whispered as I jumped into my seat.

"Thanks." I said and looked at him. "Now, when the teacher passes, shove these down his trousers." I said and handed him twelve ice cubes. He nodded enthusiastically and waited. I noticed that he had been staring at me in an odd way. I never recognised it… probably because it looked like he wanted to say something that he was holding back. I could see him fighting on the inside. "What school did you go to before this?" I asked to distract him and me.

"Lil' Italy High. This is my first private school. Whats private school like?" I laughed or more quietly laughed.

"Wow. Italy. I dunno. You'll have to go someplace normal. This school has the Cullen's in it, so it isn't exactly normal. Then there's Reckless. That's me, Jenn and Ava. The teachers started calling us that and it sort of spread all over the school so it stuck. Then again we are kinda reckless and we do make it obvious when we've done something. You should see our folder of pranks. Why don't you come back to mine after school? The others should be out till late and it is my turn to host the sleepover. The girls are coming round to mine after school. You can bring the boys?" This was like a speech! Ohmigod! I have to talk less.

"That sounds nice. Err… Our parents gave us a lift so we'll have to walk…" I stopped him.

"I drive. I'll take you back to mine. Jenn's driving Ava's car back anyway. So there'll still be loads of space. TEACHER!" I said whisper-screeched.

"I call shotgun." Ava said as she passed with Sprite right behind her. Alec slipped the ice into Sprite's pants. Plans have been put into action, now all we have to do is wait until… 3. 2. 1! Now! Sprite starts jumping all over the place. The ice has hit its target. It was so funny. I looked up the back to see the camera rolling and hidden in the books. He's heading to his seat to sit down.

He'll get the ice out and take a bite or drink, and then we can start with the water balloons. Did I remember to put one on his chair? I think I did. OH! Yeah, definitely did.

His arse must be soaking! Haha. We are so dead. Out of nowhere, a water balloon smacks me right in the head. "Ha! Gotcha." I should have known she'd be planning to hit me before I even had a chance to pull one out of the bag.

"Alec, your on my side. Are you sure the camera's rolling?" He nodded and grabbed a balloon from inside the bag in between our table. I grabbed two and aimed them both at Ava. One hit her and the other hit Felix. "Two hits! Booyahh!" I said and started jumping up and down laughing. Then one hit me square in the chest.

"What the…?" I looked up and saw Demetri laughing. That son of a bitch. I grabbed more balloons and started throwing them at all three of them. Two versus three is no match if I'm on the smaller team. Haha.

I turned and saw Sprite freaking out over his drink, sandwich, crisps and the fight that had erupted here. Hehe. I remembered about Bella, Edward and Alice. I'd forgotten about them. I nudged Alec and pointed over to my family. I abandoned my current war and threw two balloons in the direction of my siblings. They looked over shocked and saw Alec and I laughing. Ava realised what we had forgotten and got Demetri and Felix to throw balloons at Edward and Bella. She saved Alice for herself. Now all the Cullen's that were in this class were soaking. I threw another two at Bella. Mainly because I was pissed that she had asked Jacob to come to the school this morning. It was so obvious she had asked him to come.

I turned away from my family and saw Ava nod slightly. All five of us turned and threw a water balloon each at the teacher. That was very bad but seeing his face when all five of them hit him at different speeds was hilarious. "Reckless! Principal! Now! New Kids! You too!" I was in fits of giggles but I was able to see Alec running up to the back of the class to get the camera.

My eyes were streaming with tears and after we'd left the class, I had to stop by the lockers to calm down. "That was funny. Did you see his face?" I asked after I'd managed to stop laughing and sorted my make-up out. Not that it mattered. I was soaking wet anyway. I was wearing hardly any make-up too. It wasn't really my thing.

We walked over to the principal's office, all talking and laughing about what just happened. It was only a few minutes before Jenn, Jane and Johnny showed up. They were soaked too. The same prank in two different rooms at the same time! Result! "Can I get the camera's?" I asked after listening to what happened in Biology. Jane and Alec handed me the cameras and I shoved them in my surprisingly dry bag.

It was only another five minutes before Mr. Jones came out of his office and called us in. "Reckless. Why am I even surprised. It seems it was foolish of me to assign you such a responsible job. Or is it the fact you can now continue pranking without having to be together? You were doing so well too." He bowed his head and shook it as if he were ashamed.

"We were just waiting until we were in everybody's good books sir." Ava said bravely. Man she was gutsy. Really gutsy.

"Waiting? I made sure you three were separated. Now you've shown the new children how you behave around here, I would like if you wouldn't continue your old ways."

"Sir, keeping us apart won't do you any good. It just means we can prank two classes at a time. We were waiting. We didn't stop pranking sir. We just gave it a brake. Until the time came along when we felt it was time to prank again. And we feel that, that time has arrived." That was like a mini speech. I had to stop making them. I knew what I was doing though. It would be daft if I didn't.

"You should have stopped and I'll have to ask whose idea it was to begin pranking again? They will have to be punished." I rolled my eyes and I'm sure I saw Ava roll hers too.

"That's an easy one to answer… What do they say, sir?" I asked. This is gonna sound a little weird but it really is what people describe us by.

"Perhaps you girls should tell me." Did he really not know? What a douche.

"Nessa, the one with the brains." I say. I didn't add in the part where people said I was the leader because I wasn't. We were a group of best friends who have a reputation for trouble. It's not like I'm going to get kicked out of the school.

"Ava, the one who plans it all." This was a normal thing for us. All we ever seemed to do is tell people what we're like. We all took it in turns to explain our name and what we do. I mean, it'd be a bit weird if we never. Especially when we're asked too.

"Jenn, the one with the equipment." It's true. She always gave us the things we needed for class. I mean, she gets it from nowhere. She just knows how to get a hold of it.

"Well then all of you took a part in this." We all nodded as if that were obvious.

"Sir, I was the one that came up with the idea. Ava planned when and how we'd do it. Jenn got hold of our equipment." For being head of the school he sure is a dumbass.

"Who was the one that came up with the idea of pranking?" He asked really slowly. Wow. I'm not retarded. Just an innocent teen. OK, take out the innocent part.

"Isn't it obvious?" I asked Jones politely. He shook his head. Dumbass.

"But I do know that whoever it was is getting suspended for a long period of time." I could handle that. I mean, sure I don't really want to be suspended but I could handle it, I let my arms fall from my chest and sighed. The game was up.

"Sir, it was…"

"Me." I turned to face Alec shocked. What the actual fuck? That was my line! Wait! It wasn't him! It was me!

"Sir, he's lying. Trying to stop me getting into trouble. It was me that thought we should give the new-bee's a proper welcome." I sat up straight and sent death glares towards Alec. Nobody takes the blame for me!

"Am I … missing something here?" Ava asked, looking between Alec and me. I shook my head desperately.

"No. Ava! You know I don't date. And I don't crush on boys either." I said and folded my arms across my chest again.

"Yeah I know. Just double checking." I smiled and turned to face Jones, who was waiting.

"Well, since your grades are the best among the school, I'll let you off with detention for a week. Everyday after school. The rest of you, double detention after school." He dismissed us and we stood up to leave.

I wasn't surprised to hear the bell ring. We'd taken ages to actually do the prank and then we had to wait a while for Jones to call us into his office. Ten minutes in there and that adds up to the whole period. "What have you guys got next?"

"All of us have Trig." Jane said after pulling out four schedules.

"Same!" I said and linked arms with Jenn and Ava. "So, to Trig? Oh, and get ready for alot of attention." We headed down the corridor, took a left, down another corridor and stopped in front of the first door to the left. Was our prank a success or a great fail. "Three." I said.

"Two." Ava whispered.

"One." Jenn squealed in excitement.

"Go." We all said together and I opened the door to a whole round of cheering and clapping and a very worried looking Mr. Jolly. This is gonna be good.

So what did you think as my first HUMAN fanfiction? I know the pranking bits a bit rubbish but thats because I'm gonna build the pranks up so that a VERY special one is saved for a moment I can picture really well but they'll get better as time goes on. :) Anyway, I hate it when people beg for a review so I'm just gonna ask nicely.

I'd like very much if you could review this story and tell me what you think. Even if you didn't like it but I'd love to know whether there's a point in posting it? Because not everbody has the same taste. Thanks.

If you want mentioned in any sort of wayy... then just ask because I think it's better when people that werent going to exist do :D :D Anyway! Thanks for reading!:D:D:D