-Me- Hello my fellow fan fiction people this is my Thirty-sixth story. I strongly suggest that you read the other thirty in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib'snew Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom, New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra'sgrandentrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, Thanksgiving interview, When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet, Zim's one little Slip, It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1and, Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever, Christmas Eve Shopping Spree, The Most Wonderful X-Mas Ever, Amethyst and Kierra's Worst Day Ever, End of the Year Sleep Over, Friday the 13th Valentine Stalker, Poison Bloody Pineapple, Hearts and Arrows, Bloody Sword Transfusion, First day back, Final Destination Iz style, Fourth of July Speech of Doom, First Date, Opposite Day, Neurotically Nice, Sonic Siren, and Romance Blooming Deception. Anyway I don't own Invader Zim and

-Me Again- Hey guys and welcome to the rewrite of my Halloween special. This rewrite is going into a whole new direction so for those of you that remember the last Halloween episode I wrote forget everything and just read and enjoy.

Setting 1 Mr. Elliot's Class

It was Wednesday the 29 of October when our story begins. All the students were in their seats after lunch waiting for Mr. Elliot to arrive.

-Mr. Elliot- Good morning students I'm so happy today, because we're getting closer and closer to another wonderful holiday Halloween and…

-Amethyst- AHH! Mr. Elliot you speak madness. How can you be happy about the return of THE CANDY ZOMBIES!

-The Kids- Hahahahaha!

-Amethyst- Oh sure laugh now, but we'll see who's laughing when they come for your BLOOD!

-Meef- AHH! No stay away from my blood. Amethyst protect me. (He hugged Amethyst from behind.)

-Amethyst- Uw no get away from me you vile stink creature. (She said grabbing Meef's hands and pulling them off of her. She shoved him off with such great force that he fell backwards in his chair.)

-The Kids- Hahahahaha!

-Mr. Elliot- Meef are you alright?

-Meef- Yah I'm fine Mr. Elliot. (He said setting back up his seat and sitting in it.)

-Mr. Elliot- (The children were still laughing during this whole event.) Alright settle down now class. I'm sure Amethyst was just playing a little joke on us all.

-Amethyst- No I wasn't I… (Paige quickly covered Amethyst's mouth.)

-Paige- You caught her Mr. Elliot. Amethyst family loves playing jokes around Halloween. Of course we all have our beloved Halloween Traditions. I love to go Trick or Treating on Halloween, dressing up in costumes, and begging adults for candy. It's really a lot of fun.

-Mr. Elliot- Well put Paige. Yes Halloween sure is a fun holiday. In fact the origins of this holiday date back to…

-Paige- (While Mr. Elliot continued to talk about the origins of Halloween Paige took her hand away from Amethyst's mouth.) Amethyst are you o.k.?

-Amethyst- No I am not o.k. Paige. Why did you cover my mouth?

-Paige- Sorry Amethyst, but you were talking crazy. There are no such things as Candy Zombies.

-Amethyst- But I saw them.

-Paige- They were probably just kids in costumes.

-Amethyst- They were? But Zim said…

-Paige- Trust me Amethyst Halloween is just a holiday were kids dress up as anything they want. You go door to door say "Trick or Treat" and you get free candy from your neighbors.

-Amethyst- Oh… What a stupid earth holiday. I prefer Christmas.

-Paige- Oh Amethyst don't be like that Halloween is a lot of fun.

-Amethyst- Maybe for you humans, but I can't eat your filthy earth candy there for it is stupid in my book.

-Paige- You do have a point, but I still think we should hang out on Halloween. It would be fun. Maybe we could watch scary movies all night.

-Amethyst- Maybe or…

-Mr. Elliot- Amethyst Paige I know you two wish to talk, but I have something very important to say that you'll want to listen to.

-Amethyst and Paige- Sorry Mr. Elliot.

-Mr. Elliot- It's o.k. Now for those of you that don't know every year our town puts on a Halloween Carnival for Charity. All of the money they make goes to local charities and this year President Man has chosen our Skool to help out. Each class will be doing something different for the carnival and our class gets to take part in the Haunted Trails. Which is a hay ride for the costumers and you get to dress up as different creatures and pop out all over the trail.

-The Class- YEAH! We get to scar people WOO!

-Mr. Elliot- Yes it is exciting. Now I want you all to pair up in groups of two and remember that your partner will be working with you very closely. So choose wisely.

-Meef- YEAH PARTNERS!

-Shadow- Hey Amethyst do you wanna be my partner?

-Amethyst- Yes Shadow.

-Meef- Hey Amethyst wanna be my partner?

-Amethyst- No Meef Beast Shadow already asked me and even if he hadn't I would never be your partner. I hate you!

-Meef- Oh… Amethyst will you be my partner now?

-Amethyst- No.

-Meef- Now?

-Amethyst- No!

-Meef- Now?

-Amethyst- NO!

-Meef- Now?

-Amethyst- No and since you are going to ask again NO AND A THOUSAND TIMES NO!

-Mr. Elliot- Alright does everybody have a partner?

-Meef- Oh Mr. Elliot I don't. (He said standing up and raising his hand.)

-Mr. Elliot- Oh no Meef this won't do get up here and I will figure something out. (Meef went up to Mr. Elliot's desk.) O.k. everybody who has a partner get together and I'll stick Meef with one of your lucky groups. (Everybody did as they were told and sat by one another. Amethyst and Shadow sat together and Jason and Paige sat together. Amethyst was parrying in her seat saying over and over again "Please don't pick us") Alright Meef why don't you go with Amethyst and Shadow.

-Amethyst- NOO!

-Meef- YEAH! (He ran over and hugged Amethyst.) Oh Amethyst isn't this wonderful we get to work together?

-Amethyst- No it is not wonderful Meef Beast now let go. (She tried to push him off again, but this time he had a harder grip on her and he refused to let go.) Shadow help. (Shadow pulled Meef off of Amethyst and held him by the arms.) Thanks. (She ran up to Mr. Elliot grasping her hands together.) Mr. Elliot please reconsider I can't work with Meef. He's so disgusting and I despise him with every fiber of my being.

-Mr. Elliot- Now Amethyst we do not insult people like that and don't worry you're going to have a great time with Meef.

-Amethyst- No I won't in fact I refuse to take part in this stupid earth carnival thing if I have to work with that creature.

-Mr. Elliot- Sorry Amethyst, but taking part in the carnival is mandatory and besides you get free candy for taking part in the carnival and I'm told that there will be scream detector at each of your scenes and the group that scares the most people get's a $100 gift certificate to your favorite store.

-The Class- YEAH!

-Mr. Elliot- Yes it is fantastic now take your seat Amethyst and I'll pass out the information sheets. (Amethyst realized that there was no use talking to the Mr. Elliot so she sat down in the empty seat on the other side of Shadow. Shadow let go of Meef. He wanted to sit down next to Amethyst but there were no seats over there. So he decided to sit in the seat that Amethyst was once sitting in on the other side of Shadow. Then Mr. Elliot grabbed his stack of information seats and began to give out one packet to each group.) At the top of the information seats is the name of the Horror Movie that your group will be working on. The state will provide the costumes and some props, but I want each of you to bring something from home to make your skit more you and fun. (Mr. Elliot finished handing out the sheets and walked up to his desk.) O.k. everybody now spend the rest of class time discussing ideas for your project and tomorrow I will take you all to the carnival site and show you where you'll be working. Remember be creative when you are thinking of your ideas. (He sat down and began to work on grading some papers while the students discussed their ideas.)

-Amethyst- Stupid Mr. Elliot.

-Meef- Oh Amethyst isn't this just so wonderful? (He said leaning closer to her.) We're work together again and this time it won't be as painful WOO!

-Amethyst- Speak for yourself and stay on your side of Shadow. (She said shoving her desk a little.)

-Meef- But we're so far apart.

-Amethyst- Good!

-Shadow- Guys don't you think we should try to get along?

-Amethyst- Fine what stupid Halloween movie are we working on anyway?

-Shadow- (He picked up the packet and looked at the movie title.) Frankenstein... Oh cool I know everything about this monster. I just finished reading the book and I've watched all the movies.

-Amethyst- Good at least one of us is prepared.

-Shadow- What you mean you've never heard of Frankenstein?

-Amethyst- Well I've heard some stuff about it from Dib, but when I found out that the only movies about it are in black and white I decided not to watch it. I hate black and white movies.

-Meef- Ah… Shadow I've never heard or seen anything about Frankenstein could you tell me the story?

-Shadow- Sure. It's about a mad scientist who brought a monster to life using dead human body parts.

-Meef- Oh no why would he do that.

-Shadow- To prove he could I think. Of course in the end the monster decided to make his life miserable.

-Meef- Huh bad monster.

-Shadow- Hey the monster had his reasons. The guy was a total jerk. All the monster asked for was someone to love so we would not feel so alone and the only excuse the scientist gave him was he did not want to because he did not want to break the laws of humanity again. He already did it once he should have done it again. If you ask me he got what he deserved.

-Amethyst- Yes yes it's so tragic and it sounds like an interesting story, but right now we have to focus. So what costumes do we get?

-Shadow- Oh let's see. Bride of Frankenstein, Frankenstein and…

-Meef- Uw I wanna be Frankenstein that way me and Amethyst can be married.

-Shadow- Ah technically Meef Frankenstein is the scientist's name most people get that mixed up.

-Meef- So you mean if I am Frankenstein then I don't get to marry Amethyst?

-Shadow- Exactly.

-Meef- But I want to marry her…

-Amethyst- Too late you already said it. So you have to be it. HAHAHAHA! Victory!

-Meef- (Meef looked down at his desk all sad and depressed like.)

-Shadow- You know Meef you may not be married to Amethyst in the skit, but your character did make her and…

-Meef- You're right Shadow I did make her. Uw I should make a world filled with Amethysts and then we could all go frolicking throw the meadows together, to the circus, Happy World, and…

-Amethyst- (Meef continued to talk about the wonderful things we would do with his Amethyst clones and frankly the whole thing was grossing Amethyst out.) Shadow why did you have to put that image in his head?

-Shadow- I didn't wanna see him cry.

-Amethyst- Grr… Of course you didn't but now I've got that filthy image stuck in my head and it's making me shutter with disgust. (She began to shutter.)

-Shadow- Look Amethyst I think we need to discuss something while he's in his rambling stage. You want to win the prize don't you?

-Amethyst- Of course I do. I would never turn down free money.

-Shadow- Right and in order to win we have to be nice to Meef, because he is easier to work with when he's happy.

-Amethyst- Uw I don't wanna make that filthy human happy, but I do want that prize… Fine I'll be nice to him, but he can't be allowed to touch me and…

-Meef- Hey what are you guys whispering about? (He said popping in between Amethyst and Shadow.)

-Amethyst- AHH! Meef I told you to stay on your side of Shadow. Now get back there! (She pointed towards his seat and he sat back down. She grabbed the paper from Shadow.) O.k. let's see the tools these filthy humans provided us with are two tables, 2 table cloths, a fake machine that's lights glow and it makes lightning noises, and the costumes.

-Shadow- Hmm… there's not much to work with that's scary.

-Amethyst- Oh I know what I'm gonna bring.

-Shadow- What?

-Amethyst- I'm not telling it will be a surprise.

-Meef- Uw I love surprises.

-Shadow- Well I don't Amethyst you need to tell us.

-Meef- Wait Shadow I'm gonna guess. Is it balloons or confetti? So we can make our spot so pretty or maybe even a smiley face gun.

-Amethyst- Ah what?

-Meef- You know it's a gun that you load with yellow smiley face stickers. We used it to decorate the outside of our house. So we can make everybody happy when they see it.

-Shadow- Remind me never to go to his house.

-Amethyst- Dito. And no Meef it's not that it's a creature and that's all I'm going to say.

-Shadow- O.k. bring it tomorrow and I'll bring my cousin's chemistry set. I'm sure she won't mind letting me use it.

-Meef- And I'll bring my smiley face gun.

-Amethyst- Meef we are trying to scary these filthy humans not bore them to death.

-Meef- But, my mom says scaring is wrong.

-Amethyst- Grr… I can't work with him.

-Shadow- Calm down Amethyst. Meef you need to remember that people go to these things to get scared and besides we want to win the gift card and all the money we make at the carnival is going to charity.

-Amethyst- Shadow is right Meef. You don't want us to tell the poor hobos that they have to remain poor hoboes, because you don't want to scary people do you?

-Meef- Oh no I like hobos they're really sweet. I met one once and he smelled like whinnies. I like whinnies.

-Shadow- Good for you. So do you have anything in your house that we can use that is scary?

-Meef- Well my Dad is a Hippie Doctor which means he is a doctor and a hippie in his past time…

-Amethyst- Get to the point Meef.

-Meef- Well he has a defibrillator you know those things that shock a person back to life in the movies they say clear every time they use them on a person's chest and…

-Amethyst- Meef that is stupid we can't use something like that.

-Shadow- Wait Amethyst I have an idea. Now it is true that the monster was brought to life by lightning, but I am not going to let any one of you shock me. So here is what we can do. I could be laying on the table with the sheet over me. Meef could say "Live Live!" while pressing on my chest with the defibrillator. Then I'll come to life and you can say "It's alive Hahaha!". Then I'll take off the sheet and run at the people all scary like. Amethyst you can be hiding under the other table where we will put the chemistry set and you can pop out when I go at the costumers with your creature and run at them while showing them your scary creature.

-Amethyst- Good idea Shadow I just hope Meef can be scary.

-Meef- I'll try.

-Shadow- Hmm… Maybe we should bring an audience tomorrow to test our skit out on.

-Amethyst- Oh I'll bring Gir, Kierra, and Diva.

-Meef- Oh yeah I love your pets Amethyst.

-Shadow- I just hope you can keep Gir under control.

-Amethyst- I bet I can.

-Meef- Oh this is all so wonderful we're working together so well. (He said getting out of his chair and rapping his arms around both Amethyst and Shadow. Then the bell rang.)

-Amethyst- Thank you. Well Meef we have to go. So see you. (She used her fazing ability to faze her and Shadow out of Meef grip and then she used her super speed to run her and Shadow out the door. All they left was one permission slip for Meef.) Shoo that was close.

-Shadow- Right next time warn a guy before you do that.

-Amethyst- Sorry would this make up for it. (She gave him a kiss on the lips.)

-Shadow- Yah it would… (Rachel came out of the building with Julie.)

-Rachel- Come on Shadow we have to head home.

-Shadow- Coming so I'll see you tomorrow?

-Amethyst- Right good bye Shadow. (Shadow left with Rachel and Julie.)

-Zim- (Just then Zim came out of the building mumbling to himself about how angry he was. He walked up to Amethyst.) Come on Amethyst let's head home as soon as possible. (She followed after him.)

-Amethyst- What's wrong Zim?

-Zim- I have to work with the filthy Keef human in that stupid Earth Halloween Carnival.

-Amethyst- You too. I have to work with Meef and Shadow at the Carnival. Well at least I get to dress up and scare people. What are you two doing?

-Zim- A dunking booth whatever that is. Of course that is not what I am mad about. That disgusting Keef beast actually asked me to degrade myself by wearing a filthy earth costume. Doesn't he realize that dressing up is just what the Candy Zombies want?

-Amethyst- There's no such thing as Candy Zombies Zim.

-Zim- Says who?

-Amethyst- Paige.

-Zim- And you believe her? Amethyst the Candy Zombies are real and we're going to be sitting ducks on Halloween, because of this stupid earth carnival. Stupid humans I'll have to spend all night working on some kind of gun to protect myself from the candy zombies, you can use your you know what, and we'll have to fix the bases defense again to protect Gir, Kierra, Diva, and Mini Moose.

-Amethyst- Speaking of them Zim I need to take Gir, Kierra, and Diva to Skool tomorrow so they can be my groups audience. You see we need to test out our scary skit in front of someone so we know we are doing it right. Please… (She gave him the puppy dog eyes.)

-Zim- O.k. just don't let Gir get out of control the last thing we need is for him to reveal our secret before we leave this revolting planet.

-Amethyst- Right.

-Me- That night Amethyst and Zim prepared for Halloween. Zim worked on a gun and the security with Amethyst's help, and Amethyst worked on locating her creature. I hope you all enjoyed this first chapter don't forget to always review and I leave you all with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!