A/N: Yes, This idea is weird. But I know of some weird things too. Lee, I AM HIS FAN GIRL! Raise your hand if you are a Lee Fan girl and damn proud of it!
I don't own Naruto, but if I did, Lee would be the star! It would be called Rock Lee!...I need a nap…
"Lady Tsunade wake up!" Shizune yelled waking Tsunade up. She blinked to the light, sat up, and shot Shizune death glares.
"What?" Tsunade hissed, then yawned.
"Do you want to end up like the third?" Shizune demanded.
"You mean perverted, super old, and killed by a Michel Jackson Look alike? No."
"I mean, risk dieing with out a 6th Hokage chosen!"
"Crap! Am I going to die soon?" Tsunade's eyes widened.
"No, but you can never be too careful. And you promised me you would today!" Tsunade sighed, then thought for a moment.
"Bring me-"
"Naruto?" Shizune asked.
"No…bring me…Rock Lee."
What incredible stupidity will happen? Will Lee be Hokage? What will Naruto think? Is Lee a virgin!? Find out the answers to these questions in the next chapter! Also, there's no lemon in this story despite one question I just asked you. Please review!