The Terrance and Phillip Commercial That Changed Five Kid's Lives
Chapter 1: Roxy Moves To Town
By: Outrageous
[A/N: Hehe! My next fic! I hope this one goes well. I'm not going to go through with one about one of the kids being possessed yet. I still need to work things out with that one. Let's get on with the story. Oh and if you read 'Everybody Loves Somebody'... everything that happened in that fic, didn't happen in this one. Kay? Kay.]
Roxy, a southern girl from Georgia, lay facing her door in her bed. Her eyes fell on the bright red numbers on her clock and she read that it was 3:28 AM. She couldn't get to sleep because she was thinking about her four new best friends. One was Eric Cartman. He was the fat, racist, foul- mouthed kid that a lot of people hated. Roxy wasn't too fond of him either, but he made her laugh. Another one of the kids was Kyle Broflovski. He was the Jewish kid who had language worse than Cartman sometimes. Kenny McCormick was the kid with the orange parka who was really perverted.
The one that Roxy thought about the most was Stan Marsh. There wasn't really anything special about him. He was the one who had befriended Roxy the first day she came to South Park Elementary. The southern girl found him attractive, but later she found out his girlfriend was Wendy Testaburger. When Stan introduced Roxy to Wendy, Roxy's eardrums about broke when she heard the high-pitched voice of the girl. Roxy smiled sweetly and when she turned around she rubbed her ears and asked Stan if she always talked like that. Stan had shrugged and introduced her to the other three boys.
"This is Eric Cartman, but we call him Cartman," Stan said.
"Who the hell is this, Stan?" Cartman asked, chewing on a piece of Salisbury steak.
"This is Roxy, guys. She's new here."
"Oh. Well, I don't like rocksies. They piss me off. Especially when you step on them and then you scream for your mom-"
"Cartman... Um, she's not a rock. She's a girl," Kyle pointed out.
"Oh, well. Hello, little girl," Cartman greeted Roxy. Roxy smiled and waved. "Do you talk?" the fat boy asked.
"Yeah..." the girl replied with her southern accent.
"Whoa! Do that again!" Kyle yelped.
"Do what?" Roxy asked, her accent running smoothly from her lips.
"Anyway," Stan said, smiling, "that's Kyle." Stan pointed at Kyle. "And that's Kenny." He pointed at Kenny. Roxy waved at the two of them. Kenny was smiling, but Roxy couldn't see his smile.
"Do you like to fuck?" Kenny asked, his speech muffled inside his parka.
"Do I like to what?!" Roxy asked, surprised at Kenny's comment.
"Oh, um," Stan whispered to Roxy, "Kenny's real perverted. Just ignore his comments." Roxy raised her eyebrows and nodded.
"So are you guys gonna sit down or what?" Kyle asked. Stan and Roxy nodded. Kenny scooted over to make room for Roxy. Stan sat in his usual spot by Kyle.
"Scoot over, you fat fuck," Kenny demanded Cartman.
"Shut the hell up, Kenny. You're poor. I shouldn't have to take orders from you." Cartman ate another piece of his steak and finally gave in to Kenny's stare. The chubby boy waddled over to the edge of the bench and fell off. "Goddammit, Kenny! I hate you, you poor piece of shit!" Kenny chuckled. The fat boy got up and saw that there was no room for him on the bench. He mumbled curses to himself and stood up at the edge and ate the rest of his steak.
That was Roxy's first impression of the boys and she thought it was an interesting one, but a very, very good one.
The girl closed her eyes and smiled as she nuzzled herself inside her sheets. She couldn't wait until the next day at school.
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"Hey, Stan!" Roxy yelled to Stan as she approached the bus stop.
"Hey, Roxy. What's up?" Stan asked.
"What the hell is she doing here?" Cartman asked.
"Dude, she goes to our school now and apparently she's at our bus stop, too," Kyle explained.
"Oh, okay." Cartman looked at Roxy. "What's your last name, little girl?"
Roxy raised an eyebrow and smiled. "My last name is Ploffkey."
"Ploffkey? What kind of a last name is that?" The pudgeball exclaimed.
"Shut up, stupid-ass. Go fuck a cow," Kenny said standing up for Roxy.
"You shut up, poor boy! Screw you guys, I'm going home!" Cartman screamed.
"Cartman, you can't go home. You're about to go to school," Stan said. Cartman mumbled to himself and the bus pulled up. Ms. Crabtree screamed at the kids.
"SIT DOWN!"
The kids sat down and Roxy looked for a seat. Kenny pushed the kid the was sitting next to him out of the seat and told Roxy to sit by him.
"Thank you, Kenny," the girl said. Kenny smiled and nodded.
"Hey, you wanna come over after school?" Kenny asked. Stan heard Kenny's comment and butted in.
"Actually, Kenny, Terrance and Phillip are playing a special tonight. Maybe all of you should come to my house and watch that."
"Terrance and Phillip?" Roxy asked. Everyone on the bus got completely quiet.
"Damn, bitch, I'd thought you would at least know who Terrance and Phillip were," Cartman said, surprised.
"Don't call her a bitch, fatass," Kyle said.
"Ay!"
"Terrance and Phillip are the coolest Canadians in the world. They're on this TV show that we watch," Kyle explained. Roxy nodded although she was still confused. After school everyone showed up at Stan's house to watch the Terrance and Phillip special. The show went on and everyone was cracking up. Even Roxy.
"So you like the show so far?" Kyle asked.
"Hell yeah!" Roxy exclaimed. All the boys smiled except Cartman.
"Why did we invite her here?" Cartman asked.
"Cartman, why are you such an asshole?" Stan asked.
Cartman imitated Stan in a high pitched voice. "Oh, Wendy, I just want to touch you, but if I touch you I will throw up all over you! Oh, Wendy, oh! Oh, I love you so much! Oh, Wendy!"
"Shut the hell up, fatass," Stan mumbled.
All of a sudden a commercial came on. The kids didn't know it, but this commercial was going to change their life.
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So, how do you like it so far? Review please! Oh and just a little preview- the commercial is a Terrance and Phillip commercial... =)
Love- Hannah
Chapter 1: Roxy Moves To Town
By: Outrageous
[A/N: Hehe! My next fic! I hope this one goes well. I'm not going to go through with one about one of the kids being possessed yet. I still need to work things out with that one. Let's get on with the story. Oh and if you read 'Everybody Loves Somebody'... everything that happened in that fic, didn't happen in this one. Kay? Kay.]
Roxy, a southern girl from Georgia, lay facing her door in her bed. Her eyes fell on the bright red numbers on her clock and she read that it was 3:28 AM. She couldn't get to sleep because she was thinking about her four new best friends. One was Eric Cartman. He was the fat, racist, foul- mouthed kid that a lot of people hated. Roxy wasn't too fond of him either, but he made her laugh. Another one of the kids was Kyle Broflovski. He was the Jewish kid who had language worse than Cartman sometimes. Kenny McCormick was the kid with the orange parka who was really perverted.
The one that Roxy thought about the most was Stan Marsh. There wasn't really anything special about him. He was the one who had befriended Roxy the first day she came to South Park Elementary. The southern girl found him attractive, but later she found out his girlfriend was Wendy Testaburger. When Stan introduced Roxy to Wendy, Roxy's eardrums about broke when she heard the high-pitched voice of the girl. Roxy smiled sweetly and when she turned around she rubbed her ears and asked Stan if she always talked like that. Stan had shrugged and introduced her to the other three boys.
"This is Eric Cartman, but we call him Cartman," Stan said.
"Who the hell is this, Stan?" Cartman asked, chewing on a piece of Salisbury steak.
"This is Roxy, guys. She's new here."
"Oh. Well, I don't like rocksies. They piss me off. Especially when you step on them and then you scream for your mom-"
"Cartman... Um, she's not a rock. She's a girl," Kyle pointed out.
"Oh, well. Hello, little girl," Cartman greeted Roxy. Roxy smiled and waved. "Do you talk?" the fat boy asked.
"Yeah..." the girl replied with her southern accent.
"Whoa! Do that again!" Kyle yelped.
"Do what?" Roxy asked, her accent running smoothly from her lips.
"Anyway," Stan said, smiling, "that's Kyle." Stan pointed at Kyle. "And that's Kenny." He pointed at Kenny. Roxy waved at the two of them. Kenny was smiling, but Roxy couldn't see his smile.
"Do you like to fuck?" Kenny asked, his speech muffled inside his parka.
"Do I like to what?!" Roxy asked, surprised at Kenny's comment.
"Oh, um," Stan whispered to Roxy, "Kenny's real perverted. Just ignore his comments." Roxy raised her eyebrows and nodded.
"So are you guys gonna sit down or what?" Kyle asked. Stan and Roxy nodded. Kenny scooted over to make room for Roxy. Stan sat in his usual spot by Kyle.
"Scoot over, you fat fuck," Kenny demanded Cartman.
"Shut the hell up, Kenny. You're poor. I shouldn't have to take orders from you." Cartman ate another piece of his steak and finally gave in to Kenny's stare. The chubby boy waddled over to the edge of the bench and fell off. "Goddammit, Kenny! I hate you, you poor piece of shit!" Kenny chuckled. The fat boy got up and saw that there was no room for him on the bench. He mumbled curses to himself and stood up at the edge and ate the rest of his steak.
That was Roxy's first impression of the boys and she thought it was an interesting one, but a very, very good one.
The girl closed her eyes and smiled as she nuzzled herself inside her sheets. She couldn't wait until the next day at school.
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"Hey, Stan!" Roxy yelled to Stan as she approached the bus stop.
"Hey, Roxy. What's up?" Stan asked.
"What the hell is she doing here?" Cartman asked.
"Dude, she goes to our school now and apparently she's at our bus stop, too," Kyle explained.
"Oh, okay." Cartman looked at Roxy. "What's your last name, little girl?"
Roxy raised an eyebrow and smiled. "My last name is Ploffkey."
"Ploffkey? What kind of a last name is that?" The pudgeball exclaimed.
"Shut up, stupid-ass. Go fuck a cow," Kenny said standing up for Roxy.
"You shut up, poor boy! Screw you guys, I'm going home!" Cartman screamed.
"Cartman, you can't go home. You're about to go to school," Stan said. Cartman mumbled to himself and the bus pulled up. Ms. Crabtree screamed at the kids.
"SIT DOWN!"
The kids sat down and Roxy looked for a seat. Kenny pushed the kid the was sitting next to him out of the seat and told Roxy to sit by him.
"Thank you, Kenny," the girl said. Kenny smiled and nodded.
"Hey, you wanna come over after school?" Kenny asked. Stan heard Kenny's comment and butted in.
"Actually, Kenny, Terrance and Phillip are playing a special tonight. Maybe all of you should come to my house and watch that."
"Terrance and Phillip?" Roxy asked. Everyone on the bus got completely quiet.
"Damn, bitch, I'd thought you would at least know who Terrance and Phillip were," Cartman said, surprised.
"Don't call her a bitch, fatass," Kyle said.
"Ay!"
"Terrance and Phillip are the coolest Canadians in the world. They're on this TV show that we watch," Kyle explained. Roxy nodded although she was still confused. After school everyone showed up at Stan's house to watch the Terrance and Phillip special. The show went on and everyone was cracking up. Even Roxy.
"So you like the show so far?" Kyle asked.
"Hell yeah!" Roxy exclaimed. All the boys smiled except Cartman.
"Why did we invite her here?" Cartman asked.
"Cartman, why are you such an asshole?" Stan asked.
Cartman imitated Stan in a high pitched voice. "Oh, Wendy, I just want to touch you, but if I touch you I will throw up all over you! Oh, Wendy, oh! Oh, I love you so much! Oh, Wendy!"
"Shut the hell up, fatass," Stan mumbled.
All of a sudden a commercial came on. The kids didn't know it, but this commercial was going to change their life.
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So, how do you like it so far? Review please! Oh and just a little preview- the commercial is a Terrance and Phillip commercial... =)
Love- Hannah