Be prepared for a surprise ending ^.^ Yes...those are actual holidays too! lol...Thanks for reading! and Reviewing too!
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Thud. Akane squeezed her eyes shut tighter. She didn't want to wake up, nor find out what was going on in her room. Another thud, 'Why me?' she thought to herself. She stirred slightly when something small bounced off the end of her bed. 'P-Chan'... Akane shot up, just as Ranma tripped and landed on her bed. "Ranma!! If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times!! Stop chasing P-Chan!" She looked down angrily, "Honestly, you're jealous of a little pig..." Ranma quickly sat up, glaring at P-Chan. It was then that Akane realized her shirt was unbuttoned. Her face turned bright red as she looked up at Ranma. He stuck out his tongue with a defiant "NAH!"
"NAH THIS YOU PERVERT!!" Akane grabbed her nightstand and whacked Ranma, sending him flying out the window. She huffed for a few moments, face still bright red. "What a lech..." Akane buttoned back up her shirt, noticing P-Chan again. He stared at her - a little too interested. She dismissed the thought and picked him up, "Widdle P-Chan knows what today is..doesn't he? He wouldn't bother me..." She smiled and set him safely back on her bed. 'You'd think Ranma would actually be nice to me on my birthday...' She frowned slightly; P-Chan gave an inquisitive oink.
Things didn't go much better as Akane walked out the door for breakfast. Who else should she run into but Ranma? The blow knocked Akane down, and Ranma backwards. They stared angrily at each other for a few moments. Ranma broke the silence, "You started it." Akane stood, dusting herself off and retaliating angrily,
"I did not! You're the one undressing me in my room! Lech! Pervert!" At the words lech and pervert, Happosai strolled down the hallway, unconsciously cued. He whistled innocently and headed to breakfast.
"It was Ryoga, I swear!" P-Chan raced out of Akane's room, flying angrily at Ranma. The little pig's jaws clamped down hard on Ranma's arm. Ranma quickly picked him off and chucked him down the hallway; bouncing all the way into the breakfast milk pitcher.
"Oh?! And where was he? Besides..." Akane grabbed a nearby bucket of water, raising an eyebrow, "Do you even know what today is?"
"Umm...National Croissant Day?"
"Nooo...." Akane inched closed with the water, she was trying to be patient.
"Groundhog's day?" Ranma inched backwards, holding out his hands.
"No..."
"Create A Vacuum Day?" The cycle continued, Ranma inching closer to certain doom at the dead end hallway.
"No..."
"What if Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day?"
"No..."
"National Hairball Awareness Day?"
"No..."
"Health and Happiness with Hypnosis Day?"
"No..."
"National Make Your Own Lucky Day Day?"
"No..."
"Lumpy Rug Day?"
"N-O! Last Chance!" Akane held up the bucket of water menacingly.
"Pop Goes the Weasel Day?" Ranma gulped as he bumped into the wall behind him.
"NO!" Akane frowned, a small tear forming in her eye, 'He really doesn't remember does he...' She pulled back the bucket, ready to let it fly when who should appear behind her but...Genma! The bucket crashed into his stomach, turning the big man into a panda. He held up a sign, tears streaming down his cheeks, 'Breakfast is ready...' Grabbing the opportunity, Ranma dashed past them both. He turn as he ran sticking out his tongue, "You are so un-cute!" Unfortunately, he wasn't watching where he was going and ran right into the other side of the hallway. Akane calmly walked past him, and sat at the table.
She looked at the food disappointed, no cakes, no presents, nothing. Usually they opened presents at breakfast... 'Ah...maybe they are having a party later today...' She tried to look happy as Kasumi sat, the food ready. "Looks good Kasumi.." Akane said halfheartedly. Casual conversation passed, but she just stared at her food. She could only manage a few bites before she was full. "I think I'm done thanks..."
Nabiki smirked, "What's wrong Akane? Still a bit shaken from your 'fun times' this morning with Ranma..."
"I still think they should wait until they're married!" Kasumi added.
Genma quickly scrawled a note on a sign, 'I'm so proud of my son...' Soun nodded in agreement.
"We didn't do nothin'!!!" Ranma protested as he sat down, recovered from the wall-blow. Akane just stood and left them to bicker.
She went to her room, tears streaming down her cheeks. 'They can't even remember my birthday...not one "Happy Birthday Akane!" What did I do to deserve this? Even Ranma...' She started to sob, tired and angry.
"Akane!" Happosai bounced into her room, a fresh pair of bras on his head and sack of lingerie on his back. He gave a fake look of sadness when he noticed she was crying, "What's wrong dear? Need something to cheer you up?" He smiled mischievously, digging in the pack on his back. Akane watched, trying to clear her tears and embarrassed beyond belief. Maybe he was getting her birthday present. His grin widened when he pulled something. A brand new lacy black/gold bra and panty set. "Would wearing these make you feel better?? I'll let you borrow them just for today!" "UGH! I knew it! Of course you don't remember!!" Akane booted him out of the room, slamming her door. She collapsed in a heap of sobs on her bed. 'Does no one remember??'
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Thud. Akane squeezed her eyes shut tighter. She didn't want to wake up, nor find out what was going on in her room. Another thud, 'Why me?' she thought to herself. She stirred slightly when something small bounced off the end of her bed. 'P-Chan'... Akane shot up, just as Ranma tripped and landed on her bed. "Ranma!! If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times!! Stop chasing P-Chan!" She looked down angrily, "Honestly, you're jealous of a little pig..." Ranma quickly sat up, glaring at P-Chan. It was then that Akane realized her shirt was unbuttoned. Her face turned bright red as she looked up at Ranma. He stuck out his tongue with a defiant "NAH!"
"NAH THIS YOU PERVERT!!" Akane grabbed her nightstand and whacked Ranma, sending him flying out the window. She huffed for a few moments, face still bright red. "What a lech..." Akane buttoned back up her shirt, noticing P-Chan again. He stared at her - a little too interested. She dismissed the thought and picked him up, "Widdle P-Chan knows what today is..doesn't he? He wouldn't bother me..." She smiled and set him safely back on her bed. 'You'd think Ranma would actually be nice to me on my birthday...' She frowned slightly; P-Chan gave an inquisitive oink.
Things didn't go much better as Akane walked out the door for breakfast. Who else should she run into but Ranma? The blow knocked Akane down, and Ranma backwards. They stared angrily at each other for a few moments. Ranma broke the silence, "You started it." Akane stood, dusting herself off and retaliating angrily,
"I did not! You're the one undressing me in my room! Lech! Pervert!" At the words lech and pervert, Happosai strolled down the hallway, unconsciously cued. He whistled innocently and headed to breakfast.
"It was Ryoga, I swear!" P-Chan raced out of Akane's room, flying angrily at Ranma. The little pig's jaws clamped down hard on Ranma's arm. Ranma quickly picked him off and chucked him down the hallway; bouncing all the way into the breakfast milk pitcher.
"Oh?! And where was he? Besides..." Akane grabbed a nearby bucket of water, raising an eyebrow, "Do you even know what today is?"
"Umm...National Croissant Day?"
"Nooo...." Akane inched closed with the water, she was trying to be patient.
"Groundhog's day?" Ranma inched backwards, holding out his hands.
"No..."
"Create A Vacuum Day?" The cycle continued, Ranma inching closer to certain doom at the dead end hallway.
"No..."
"What if Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day?"
"No..."
"National Hairball Awareness Day?"
"No..."
"Health and Happiness with Hypnosis Day?"
"No..."
"National Make Your Own Lucky Day Day?"
"No..."
"Lumpy Rug Day?"
"N-O! Last Chance!" Akane held up the bucket of water menacingly.
"Pop Goes the Weasel Day?" Ranma gulped as he bumped into the wall behind him.
"NO!" Akane frowned, a small tear forming in her eye, 'He really doesn't remember does he...' She pulled back the bucket, ready to let it fly when who should appear behind her but...Genma! The bucket crashed into his stomach, turning the big man into a panda. He held up a sign, tears streaming down his cheeks, 'Breakfast is ready...' Grabbing the opportunity, Ranma dashed past them both. He turn as he ran sticking out his tongue, "You are so un-cute!" Unfortunately, he wasn't watching where he was going and ran right into the other side of the hallway. Akane calmly walked past him, and sat at the table.
She looked at the food disappointed, no cakes, no presents, nothing. Usually they opened presents at breakfast... 'Ah...maybe they are having a party later today...' She tried to look happy as Kasumi sat, the food ready. "Looks good Kasumi.." Akane said halfheartedly. Casual conversation passed, but she just stared at her food. She could only manage a few bites before she was full. "I think I'm done thanks..."
Nabiki smirked, "What's wrong Akane? Still a bit shaken from your 'fun times' this morning with Ranma..."
"I still think they should wait until they're married!" Kasumi added.
Genma quickly scrawled a note on a sign, 'I'm so proud of my son...' Soun nodded in agreement.
"We didn't do nothin'!!!" Ranma protested as he sat down, recovered from the wall-blow. Akane just stood and left them to bicker.
She went to her room, tears streaming down her cheeks. 'They can't even remember my birthday...not one "Happy Birthday Akane!" What did I do to deserve this? Even Ranma...' She started to sob, tired and angry.
"Akane!" Happosai bounced into her room, a fresh pair of bras on his head and sack of lingerie on his back. He gave a fake look of sadness when he noticed she was crying, "What's wrong dear? Need something to cheer you up?" He smiled mischievously, digging in the pack on his back. Akane watched, trying to clear her tears and embarrassed beyond belief. Maybe he was getting her birthday present. His grin widened when he pulled something. A brand new lacy black/gold bra and panty set. "Would wearing these make you feel better?? I'll let you borrow them just for today!" "UGH! I knew it! Of course you don't remember!!" Akane booted him out of the room, slamming her door. She collapsed in a heap of sobs on her bed. 'Does no one remember??'