So, this random story popped into my head while sitting in geometry (the best class to not pay attention in!) and, being consumed in boredom, I found it necessary to write it.
Just a short little one-shot.
Read and Review - por favor y gracias!
Max POV – After "The Final Warning"
Boys can be totally disgusting.
Especially mutant freaks that have a mushroom cloud farting ability built into their genetic makeup.
"Gazzy!" I exclaimed, catching a whiff of his latest creation.
Both the Gasman (what an appropriate name) and Iggy sat half-laughing, half-gagging from the toxic odor. "But Max," Gazzy coughed, "I need to practice!"
I rolled my watering eyes and glanced at Angel and Nudge. Their shirts were pulled up over their noses, trying to weaken the atrocious smell that was dispensing itself throughout the air. "The practice somewhere else!" I retorted.
Ignoring my request, Gazzy let another let another one rip. "Ugh," I moaned, the putrid stench making my stomach churn.
"Dude, I am so jealous!" Iggy declared, holding his hand up for a high-five.
After the greenish smoke had cleared, I walked over to the blue-eyed, blonde haired child and put my arm around him, testing the air to be sure I wouldn't suffocate if I inhaled. "Gazzy," I began sweetly, "Your skill is very helpful when we are in trouble. But when we are sitting around a fire and the gas could cause a flaming inferno…" My voice steadily rose as I spoke. Once I realized it I quickly dropped back into a kind tone. Well, as kind as I could be in that situation. "The lethal farts need to stop."
His cheeks flushed and he nodded in understanding. I smiled at him, only to have it turn into a scowl when Iggy leaned over and belched loudly in my ear.
My eyes flared in anger, and I glanced over to see even Fang laughing. I punched Iggy in the arm, his reaction being to yell, "Hey!" and chuckled to himself, and eventually it turned into complete laughter.
"Iggy, hand me a soda!" Fang demanded, and a burping contest ensued.
Sighing, I grabbed the girls' hands and walked away from the competition. As we distanced ourselves, I heard numerous types of bodily noises, and accompanying high-fives.
Like I said, boys are totally disgusting.
Okay, I know, I know. Random/dumb, right? Haha, hope it made you laugh a little though, even if it was just to yourself.
Review, please.
Even if it's just to tell me you found this semi-amusing.