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THE BORED LORD
Chapter 1
The dark lord stalked up and down the front of his bedroom, bored out of his sodding mind. What to do? What to DO?! Stuck in this bleeding hide out for over three days now! What am I to do?!
Malfoy entered the room and bowed. "Good afternoon, my lord."
"Lucius, my most faithful servant, I'm so glad you're here." Voldemort grinned maniacally. "You're going to entertain me."
"Yes, my lord."
Ten minutes later, Lucius and Voldemort sat in the middle of his room with Hogwarts Monopoly set up. Voldemort's piece, the snake (which they'd fought over for half the time they spent setting the game up) hissed at Lucius' dementor, who was trying to suck the soul out of Voldemort's finger.
"Ha-ha!" Voldemort mocked, "I have no soul!"
"Your Excellency, it's your turn." Lucius reminded.
"Oh, yes, right!" Voldemort rolled the die, and rolled a six. "HA! I take Hufflepuff tower!"
"Sir, that is a most despicable thing to be joyous about." Lucius reminded.
"Shut up." Voldemort spat, and threw the dice at Lucius.
Lucius rolled the die and got a four: Community Cauldron. He scoffed. "I will not be taking charity."
"Take the card, Lucius."
"That is ludicrous!"
Voldemort brandished his wand, "Don't make me get violent over this, Malfoy."
Lucius' lip curled as he took one of the accursed cards. "You assisted the caretaker in removing a curse. Collect five galleons." Lucius took five galleons and placed them a foot away from his other pile of money.
"Now." Voldemort rolled the die and his snake slithered to another square. "HOT DOG I GOT THE HEAD MASTER'S OFFICE! I can now carry out my plans to take over Hogwarts." He exclaimed.
"Its not real, my lord, it's just a game." Lucius mumbled.
Voldemort flipped the bored over, the pieces scattering every witch way, the snake slithering its way underneath the bed. "ILL SAY WHEN ITS REAL, MALFOY! GET OUT AND SEND ME BELLA!"
A/N: read and review. the next chapter will be up really soon.