corvo of the sacred heart: masketta man
chapter 1: prequel delusion
corvo was driving the suv that he shared with his brother, luigi attano, who was the brother of hte lebgendary assassin knpwon as scorvo attano, who had defended his princess emily kaldwin during the race war, he wasn't sure why it was a race war, but apparently it was because thats what the mass media reported a long time ago, after the race war had happened. everyone he had killed had been on white and he had gotten his hands dipped in the blood of both sides if you knew what im saying so he wasnt sure what the race thing was unless it was like, northern white people versus western white people ors omething meaningless like that, but anyway he was driving an suv. he was making a delivery
an assassin delivery..
his brother luigi attano had been kidnapped by the evil delilah kaldwin who had risen from her grave multiple times for the sake of a multitude of cash grab sequels to the dishonored quadrilogy, each more reptitious and obviously badly written than the lsat. it had become a tradition, kind of like how luigi's lost borther mario always would save the pricness from bowser, but this time it was just corvo goign through a city and killing evertyone he saw because that's how you really do stealth, if civillians see you you're done for because then you've got the cops on your tail and your alert level is at 5 and they're crashing int oyour car and busting your headlights out and it's a bad tirp and then before you know it you're in a prison cell getting gangraped by a balding sixty year old man screaming in your ears about how the nazis did nothing wrong and that mother germany was going to retake the british empire (because that was the codeword for the kingdom of dunewall) and it was just really painful for everybody involved, but most improtantly it was painful for covo's ass because corvo's ass was the thing that had to bear the strain of the violent anal intrusion that was being forced upon him.
corvo was driving an suv as a distraciton. he was going to crash into the buildign hwere luigi attano was being held for ransom, they woudl think they were being attacked from the front. but he had as urprise. the suv crashed throguh the front doors of the world tradde center, where luigi attano was being held captive. the terrorists started scremaing in their language which was known as communist english in common parlance adn they thought heh ad come to rescue his brother but he had jumped through the celiling of the sucv because he cut a hole in the top before he had started driving it, so he jumped out and he blinked to an upper window and he heard gunfire as all the terrorists used their ak 47s to fill the usv with bullets but he had a friend at his side. he called his cell phone and bullet pill roared through the sky and corvo blinked again onto the bullet pill and rode him through the building so he flew through the office cubicles of the owrld trade center and then he appeared on the other side and he kicked through the wlal because it was brittle like glass and then he took out two uzis and all the terrorists were focused in front shooting at the suv as it rammed htrough them because he had taped the gas pedal down and he filled them all with a lot of bullets
then he ran into the hsotage room where they kept the hostage but a man in a mask who he couldnt recognize turned around on an office chair holding his brother luigi attano and luigi attano looked like he was tryign to screma but he couldnt because there was duct tape covering his mouht and corvo sceamed "LUIGI!" and luigi ripped off his duct tape really quickly and he screamed "CORVO I AHVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING I WAS NEVER YOUR BRTHER" but the man in the mask shot him in the head and his brains spilled out onto the floor and corvo fell onto his knees and sobbed and pulled off his mask because he was dressed up like the crown killer and his graying hair showed and he said "i'm going to get you" and there was a hole in the floor where mega satan was pulling luigi down into hell and corvo ran towards the masked man to kill him but the masked man teleported backcwards one moment he was sitting on the office chair and the next he was standing behind it and he kicked the chair and it hit corvo in the ribs fracturing all of his stomach bones and then he took out a golden 9mm and he shot corvo in the face six times right as he was above the hell hole and his lifeless body fell into the hellhole following his supposed non brother luigi into the dark depths of hell...
adn the masked man laughed a dark laugh, whcih ahd been torutred by a thousand pillars of eternity, by every echoelon fo the underworld's lost shadow, a shriek fuelded by the egregiou nightmare of a thousand weeping virgin widows. it was a horrible thign to hear... but it was as much more horrible thign to lvie.