it starts through my cousin and ends with me every other sentence. the whole thing is made up from the start
your mom is a hoe jerome said to creig.
so creig runs to his mom who is in millions of dollars of dept. this is because she buys phones and sells them. but because the sale price lowers she loses money.
so she sells her son to these people to get rid of her dept. so they take him and all her phones.
16 years later she feels bad and goes to see him.
but wait he is dead on a meat hook drained of his blood.
damn i sold another of my children to vampires. this is the twelfth i did this.
so its Halloween and the vampires are tring to use him as a decoration and sell his flesh to high teens.
so happens two high teens come and are amazed by the bodys realisticness it has. and decide to shoot up again.
this in turn angers two blondes who hate syringes but love using straws to do drugs.
they go to there grandmas house to swim while high off of starbucks.
but the grandma hates these two blondes for taking her quarters out of her purse. because she could not play bingo. so she yells what are you crack hores doing here. and the grandma pulls out a gun and scare them and all her bingo freinds away. leaving grandma alone.
the end