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Being bored last night, me and a couple of friends did a roleplay involving a deleted scene from us with Jack, Ana and Will from COTBP. Will was latebloomer04, Ana was KMvancouver and I was Jack. Enjoy. This begins just after the scene cuts away from Jack, Will and Gibbs on the dock.
Words in italics are actions.
Sorry, but its in script format.
Jack Sparrow: Why did you go and promise her that ship William?
Will Turner: Didn't you steal her boat?
Jack Sparrow: I coulda used two
Will Turner: What would you do with two?
You just want to be Commodore Sparrow
Jack Sparrow: Have a pirate fleet that's what. Now its all ruined
Ana Maria: Haha
The ship is mine, Jack
Will Turner: It doesn't have the same ring as Captain Sparrow
Jack Sparrow: No, it doesn't
Ana Maria: Of course it does!
Jack Sparrow: it sounds much more better
Ana Maria: No it doesn't
Will Turner: much more dumber that's what
Jack Sparrow: eats banana
Ana Maria: Captain Anamaria - I like it
Will Turner: swipes banana
Jack Sparrow: hey, give that back. i didn't have breakfast
Will Turner: Fanks Jack this is yummy
Ana Maria: rolls eyes
Will Turner: I like Capn Ana
Ana Maria: Why thank you Will!
Will Turner: if Elizabeth were here she would agree with me :)
Jack Sparrow: rolls eyes
Ana Maria: You can be first mate!
Will Turner: ok!
Jack you just keep being sexist and stay on the Pearl
Ana Maria: Jack..powder monkey?
Is that alright?
Jack Sparrow: But we're trying to find the pearl dear William
Will Turner: haha they named the monkey Jack so it would do
Ana Maria: Indeed
Will Turner: right
Jack Sparrow: fine
Will Turner: I knew that...are you sure you don't want the Interceptor instead?
It's a very fast ship
Ana Maria: I'll take this ship, thank you very much
Bigger cabins
Jack Sparrow: gives Ana the look
bigger cabins you say?
Ana Maria: grins at Jack
Aye
Will Turner: Jack your cabin on the Pearl is rather small, isn't it?
maybe you could do with a change
Ana Maria: That would be an understatement
Will Turner: snort
Jack Sparrow: My pearl is huge-ish
Will Turner: Good Lord...
Ana Maria: Right
Jack Sparrow: and so is its cabin
Will Turner: here he goes again
Ana Maria: Just let him go for a little while..
Jack Sparrow: smacks will on the head Can we get on the ship now then?
Will Turner: Ow! infamous Turner glare
Watch it!
Ana Maria: But of course, dear powder monkey!
Jack Sparrow: Sparrow glare back
staring contest!
Ana Maria: confused
Will Turner: You wanna swordfight, Jack?
I could soooo kick your butt
Ana Maria: Oh! I'll judge!
Will Turner: En Guarde!
Jack Sparrow: ...crap
touche
Will Turner: yeah that's right be afraid
be VERY afraid
Ana Maria: ..I'll just..stay out of this
Will Turner: sword threaten
Jack Sparrow: rugby tackles will to the ground
Ana Maria: Fight! Fight!
Will Turner: oh no you DIDN't!
Jack Sparrow: pulls arms behind his back
Will Turner: It's on, Sparrow!
Jack Sparrow: Say uncle!
Will Turner: no
Jack Sparrow: say it!
Ana Maria: watches contently
Will Turner: Why?
Jack Sparrow: Because its more fun for me, that's why
Will Turner: steals Jack's sword
I win!
Uncle
There!
Ana Maria: But you said uncle
Will Turner: So?
Ana Maria: If you say uncle, you give up
Jack wins
Jack Sparrow: ha!
Will Turner: DARNIT!
Ana Maria: Haha!
Will Turner: Are you just making this up, Jack?
Jack Sparrow: no
Ana Maria: No
Jack Sparrow: Shall we get on the ship then?
Will Turner: I'll bet you are
Ana Maria: Yes
Will Turner: and Ana is in on it!
Jack Sparrow: helps will stand
Will Turner: grrrrrr
We need to find Elizabeth first
Ana Maria: Will! On deck now!
Will Turner: that is our NUMBER ONE priority
Jack Sparrow: of course. let's look at me compass
looks at ana and winks
Will Turner: your compass doesn't work
Ana Maria: winks and smiles
Jack Sparrow: cough right, we need to head west
Ana Maria: does it point to me?
Jack Sparrow: I want me Pearl!
Ana Maria: Be patient Jack!
Will Turner: I'll bet it doesn't point to anything because Jack can't make up his mind what he wants
Ana Maria: Sometimes, he does
Jack Sparrow: that's not true
compass spins wildly
Never mind
Will Turner: Oh really?
haha I was right! Score one for Willy boy
Jack Sparrow: ...are you going to do a dance now in celebration?
Ana Maria: yes
Will Turner: It's ELECTRIC! does the electric slide I don't care if it's an anachronism
Ana Maria: Dance Will dance!
Will Turner: Hey Jack, you tripped me!
No fair you... pirate!
Ana Maria: Jack, you should dance too!
Jack Sparrow: its not my fault you tripped over that rope
Will Turner: uh huh, by that rope you mean your foot!
Jack Sparrow: Jack Sparrow does not dance
Ana Maria: No, Will, it was a rope
Will Turner: haha Jackie is scared!
Jack Sparrow: Jack Sparrow has two left feet
Ana Maria: No you don't!
Come on!
Will Turner: and you know this how?
Jack Sparrow: You dance then if you're so smart
Will Turner: I'll dance w/you Ana!
Ana Maria: yay!
Will Turner: But only because Jack is too chicken
Ana Maria: Ahh
But of course
Will Turner: waltzing
Ana Maria: See Jack?
waltzes
Jack Sparrow: Only in my delusions may i be considered a chicken
Will Turner: It's easy
Ana Maria: Very
Will Turner: I don't even want to know...
Ana Maria: Even a chicken could do it!
Jack Sparrow: no you don't
fine then
takes Ana's hand
Will Turner: smirks
Ana Maria: Jack!
Will Turner: now this I HAVE to see
Ana Maria: Those are my feet!
Jack Sparrow: sorry love
Will Turner: HA!
Jack Sparrow: oww
Ana Maria: That wasn't me Jack
Jack Sparrow: where did that banana peel come from?
Ana Maria: You do have two left feet!
Jack Sparrow: glares at will
Will Turner: You ate it, remember?
I didn't do it!
Jack Sparrow: No, you ate it
Will Turner: innocent puppydog face
Ana Maria: You both did..
Will Turner: so did you, Jack
Jack Sparrow: Shouldn't we be getting on the Interceptor soon?
Ana Maria: yes
Jack Sparrow: the crew seems to be getting restless
Will Turner: Aye!
AVAST!
Ana Maria: ..
Never say that again
Will Turner: big grin
Jack Sparrow: I have no comment at this time
Will Turner: I'm a real pirate now!
Jack Sparrow: Yeah
Ana Maria: looks away
Jack Sparrow: in your dreams
Ana Maria: I don't know him
Jack Sparrow: You have a loooooooong road ahead of you before you can earn your stripes and bandana
You'd look good with blue I'd say
Ana Maria: Aye
Will Turner: Hmm you know, I'll bet I would look good in a bandana
see Ana agrees!
Ana Maria: Mhmm
Will Turner:)
Jack Sparrow: And an earring too
Ana Maria: To complete the look
Will Turner: An earring? Is that a little ... rebellious?
Ana Maria: You can't wear stocking the rest of your life
Will Turner: glare
Jack Sparrow: Aren't pirates rebels though
Will Turner: I have boots you know
I just don't choose to wear them
Ana Maria: With..buckles!
laughs
Will Turner: yes that's true Jack, but I just want to rescue Elizabeth and go back to my smithy
Jack Sparrow: puts arm on Will's shoulder We should be off then
Will Turner: Don't hate the shoes
Ana Maria: And wear stocking the rest of your life?
yes, we should be off
Will Turner: what's wrong with stockings?
Jack Sparrow: So, still willing to die for her then?
Ana Maria: laughs
Will Turner: Uhhh
possibly
only if I get to come back to life
Jack Sparrow: That's a fine goal
Ana Maria: yeah
Will Turner: Why thank you! bows
Jack Sparrow: she's a fine lass...for you of course
Ana Maria: Aye
Will Turner: Yes but I don't know if she likes me :(
Ana Maria: Why would you say that?
Jack Sparrow: whispers to Ana But I bet she'll be the one wearing the pants if you catch me drift in this relationship
Will Turner: That Norrington has caught her eye
Ana Maria: AHAH!
Jack Sparrow: Bah
Will Turner: I heard that!
Ana Maria: What, does she have the hots for stocking or something?
Jack Sparrow: and wigs
and military clothing
Will Turner: She did say she liked my stockings once
but she might have been joking - I'm not sure
Jack Sparrow: That's good :)
Ana Maria: Ahh
Jack Sparrow: Well did she laugh afterwards?
Ana Maria: Or turn red
Will Turner: I hope she doesn't like military clothes and wigs
she coughed
Ana Maria: Oh
laughs to Jack
Jack Sparrow: could be anything really
Ana Maria: Anyways
Shall we on my ship?
Will Turner: lol
Jack Sparrow: Oh right
Will Turner: Let's go!
Ana Maria: There I go slurring my words
Jack Sparrow: helps ana board ship
Will Turner: you've been hanging out w/Jack too long
walks aboard
Ana Maria: On deck Will!
Jack Sparrow: Let go the anchor then?
Ana Maria: Aye!
Will Turner: What can I do?
Ana Maria: I want movement
Jack Sparrow: and Me?
Will Turner: not this again
at this rate we'll never leave!
Jack Sparrow: I was only asking what to do mate
Will Turner: uh huh right sure cough
Jack Sparrow: Do you want me to tackle you again?
Will Turner: Do you want me to beat you in sword fighting again?
Jack Sparrow: I beat you the first time :p
Will Turner: Only because you CHEATED!
If I had known you were going to cheat, I would've cheated
Jack Sparrow: See and that's how you have to learn. I'm a PIRATE!
Like you know how to cheat
Will Turner: but I didn't know, so being the nice person I am, I fought fairly
I do so know how to cheat!
I did it once... in school
Jack Sparrow: whispers to Ana he's blushing :D
Will Turner: I forgot to study for my spelling test and I peeked at my friend's paper
I think I'm going to hell for that...
Jack Sparrow: See you there then
unless I end up in the Locker shiver
Will Turner: I was just thinking the same thing
At least I'll have some company since Jack will be there
What locker?
Jack Sparrow: Davy Jones' Locker. You've never heard of it?
Will Turner: Oh THAT Locker
It doesn't exist, Jack
it's all hogwash
Jack Sparrow: ..of course it doesn't
still shivers anyway
neither does Davy Jones and his bloody curse.
all made up
Will Turner: good! Then I have nothing to worry about
Jack Sparrow: uneasy laugh
Ana Maria: Keep telling yourself that Jack
Jack Sparrow: shut up ana
Will Turner: What do you mean?
Are you keeping something from me, Jack?
Ana Maria: Ah nothng
Jack Sparrow: Nothing
Will Turner: Secrets don't make friends
Jack Sparrow: Let's just say I know a guy named Davy and he gave me something very important which I might or might not need to repay him for in oh say a year or two
savvy
Ana Maria: Is it that soon now?
Jack Sparrow: Unfortunately
Will Turner: That was way too vague for me to follow
I'll just put it out of my head grins
Ana Maria: Good boy
Jack Sparrow: Great; how's the Interceptor doing then?
Are we moving?
Ana Maria: yea
Will Turner: can't you tell?
some pirate...
Ana Maria: Yeah, your face is green Will!
Will Turner: barfs over the side
Ana Maria: you need your sea legs
Jack Sparrow: Not of me dear God
Will Turner: wipes mouth Sorry guys
I don't know what came over me
Jack Sparrow: Ewww, go wash your mouth out or something
Ana Maria: Clearly
Will Turner: with what?
seawater?
Jack Sparrow: Do we have any fresh water?
Ana Maria: Rum
There's rum
Will Turner: RUM?!?
Ana Maria: Aye
Will Turner: I don't drink - EVER
Jack Sparrow: Rum :)
Ana Maria: Ruuummm
Jack Sparrow: Where exactly is said rum?
Will Turner: I don't want to end up like Mr. Brown
Ana Maria: Rummy in the tummy
Will Turner: so I swore off alcohol forever
Ana Maria: Eunuch
Jack Sparrow: Except of special occasions right?
Will Turner: Am not!
Ana Maria: snicker
Will Turner: I guess it depends on the occasion
Jack Sparrow: Hey, for once I didn't say it
Ana Maria: Like now
I know Jack!
Jack Sparrow: Yes, your first barf on a ship
Will Turner: I would prove it to you Ana but I'm going to stay T rated
Ana Maria: Pity
Will Turner: That is not an occasion!
Ana Maria: Of course it is
Will Turner: Perhaps when we find Elizabeth
Ana Maria: Ahh
Jack Sparrow: Pfft. Yeah right
Will Turner: but then maybe not cause she hates rum
Jack Sparrow: She'll probably be mean to the rum
Ana Maria: Well I don't know about you jack, but I'd like some rum now!
Will Turner: how can you be mean to a drink?
Jack Sparrow: As long as she doesn't burn it
Will Turner: Jack you are strange
Ana Maria: He's unique
Jack Sparrow: Look, I'm just me savvy
Take it or leave it
Will Turner: snorts that's for sure
Ana Maria: I'll take it
For sure
Will Turner: I can't leave so I have no choice
Ana Maria:D
Jack Sparrow: And just remember, I'm the one you busted out of jail to save your bonnie lass
Will Turner: I'm stuck with you
You would still be in that cell if it weren't for me, Jack!
Jack Sparrow: wraps arm around Will's shoulder we'll be friends in no time William
Will Turner: ok!
Ana Maria: Will, You'll learn to love him
But not like Elizabeth
Will Turner: course not!
Jack Sparrow: ..unless you want to
Will Turner: I guess you are growing on me Jack
Jack Sparrow: just kidding
Will Turner: but very slowly
Ana Maria: glares at Jack
Jack, we still have my cabin to check out..
Will Turner: when do you think we'll find Elizabeth? Tomorrow?
Jack Sparrow: looks upIs that rain?
Ana Maria: Yeah
Will Turner: I'm just going to go over here now - away from you two!
Jack Sparrow: begins to pour
Ana Maria: Damn
Inside!
My cabin!
Now!
Will Turner: Wait I have to go inside too!
Ana Maria: Jack!
Jack Sparrow: No, we have to keep going I'm afraid
If not, we'll never reach them in time
Ana Maria: Then
Will, on the wheel
Jack Sparrow: beats him to it
Ana Maria: get the gist of bad weather
Will Turner: Me?
Ana Maria: Seems Jack wants to
Will Turner: I'd rather let Jack do it
he has way more experience than me
Ana Maria: Ah
Jack Sparrow: Right now, make sure everything is alright. William, you go help Gibbs on the line
Ana, you go help Cotton and Marty
Ana Maria: And as captain
Will Turner: Will do, Captain!
Ana Maria: I'll get a drink
runs off
Will Turner: now?!?
Jack Sparrow: haha, Will do. That's clever
Will Turner: I thought so too
Jack Sparrow: Now go
Will Turner: I'm going!
That wasn't so bad. Not as random as some of our other roleplays. Thank you for reading.