Chapter 1 - The Robbery Begins
***"Jingle Bells Rock" plays while the credits begin and start showing the sceneries of Christmas celebration in New York City***
***As the song and credits end, this movie would start with Marv and Harry smuggling their shotguns into Duncan's Toy Chest and hiding in gingerbread houses***
Little did Kevin know that Marv and Harry are hiding in the toy store, Kevin started browsing and shopping around.
Meanwhile, Marv and Harry started to spy on Kevin. Then, they chose to discuss with each other about how they are gonna hold Kevin hostage and rob the toy store without getting arrested.
"Ok Marv," explained Harry, "Here's how it's gonna go. Are you listening?"
"Yes, Harry," responded Marv.
"You see that kid buying toys and shit?"
"Yeah"
"There was this one time when he was in Chicago making a donation to 7-Eleven, and he was given two turtle doves. He kept one and gave the other to this one old guy."
"So what's the point, Harry?"
"I believe that he's gonna make a donation to that guy named Mr. Duncan at the cash register and once again receive two turtle doves. Once we hear the words 'turtle doves,' that's when we pop out of our hideout and begin the robbery."
"So what are we gonna steal, Harry?"
"We're gonna steal all the money that's been locked up in that big-ass chest. It's gonna be enough for us to take a plane to London to go on vacation, especially to see the Winter Olympics."
"That's sounds like a great idea. Maybe we could steal the crowned jewels from London, too."
"Fuck that London robbery for now, Marv. What I want the most is to get our asses out of this country before the cops beat the shit outta us and lock us up for an awful long time."
"Whatever you say, Harry."
"Remember, Marv. We have to hear the words 'turtle doves' before we begin the robbery."
"Alright, Harry. We'll wait to hear 'turtle doves'"
Meanwhile, Kevin arrived in front of Mr. Duncan with a bunch of toys, including two styrofoam Hulk hands and a PSP. Mr. Duncan scanned all the toys.
"That will be $300," announced Mr. Duncan.
Kevin took out the envelope of his dad's stack of money and passed out three $100 bills to Mr. Duncan.
"Oh my," said Mr. Duncan. "Where did you get all that cash?"
"My dad won a big cash prize at the Illinois lottery," responded Kevin, "So my dad gave me some that prize money to me for the holidays, so I can stay out of mischief"
"I see, so where are you and your family spending your Christmas at?"
"At the Plaza Hotel"
"One of the world's most famous hotels. This must be your luckiest Christmas ever."
"For sure it is."
"And all that money this store gets from selling the toys is donated to The Children's Hospital."
"In that case, I'm gonna give you an extra $100. I would hate to see those sick children die away."
Kevin gave the $100 donation to Mr. Duncan.
"That was very sweet of you," said Mr. Duncan, "Now here's what I like for you to have."
Mr. Duncan picked up a pair of turtle doves from the little Christmas tree on the counter and passed them to Kevin.
"These are two turtle doves,' explained Mr. Duncan, "What you get to do with the is keep one to yourself while give give the other to-"
Suddenly, Marv and Harry busted out of their hideouts with shotguns in their hands.
"Nobody fucking move," yelled Harry, "This is a stick-up. Now everybody, get the fuck on the ground and nobody gets hurt, especially you women and children."
All the customers and employees got on the ground, except Kevin and Mr. Duncan. Harry grabbed Kevin by the arm.
"Hi ya pal," said Harry, "Nice of you to drop in and shop"
"Yeah kid," sarcastically said Marv, "We're so happy to see you, we wish you were dead"
Harry pointed his shotgun at Mr. Duncan and put an empty gym bag onto the counter, while Marv pointed his shotgun at Kevin.
"Into the bag," demanded Harry, "Or Marv kills the kid."
"Yes, sir," stuttered Mr. Duncan.
Mr. Duncan unlocked the money chest and crammed all that money into the gym bag. Then, Mr. Duncan passed the bag of money to Harry.
"Come on, Marv," demanded Harry, "We gotta get outta here before they call the cops on us. And take the kid with."
"Yes, Harry," responded Marv, "And I know we got a plane to catch."
As Marv and Harry were walking towards the front doors with the kid and the stolen money, they saw a bunch of police cars parked in front of the toy store.
The police chief put a bullhorn to his mouth and said "This is the police. We got this store surrounded and we got the SWAT team on the roof with their sniper rifles. Let go of the kid and the money, and come out of the toy store with your hands up."
"What the fuck are we gonna do, Harry?" complained Marv.
"I don't know, Marv," complained Harry, "But I really have a bad feeling about this. We have got to find a way to escape the fuck outta this shit."
"I can't believe you guys would steal money that belongs to those sick kids," said Kevin.
"Shut the fuck up, kid," yelled Harry, "Or I'll shoot a big hole through your head."
Marv suddenly snuck Kevin's plane ticket back to Chicago out of Kevin's pocket, and tore it up.
"Looks like planes don't take you to the Promised Land," said Marv. "Because we're gonna steal all this money and kidnap you to London."
"But my parents will be worried about me," cried Kevin.
"Who cares?" said Harry. "If you stick with us, we won't have to kill you."
Could Kevin really be kidnapped by Marv and Harry? Will he ever stop those bad guys from committing the crimes before they kill him? Will he ever get in touch with his family who is in Miami and have them meet him in New York? Stay tuned for the next chapter of "Home Alone: Christmas Eve Afternoon"