Ninjago Chat Show! ~Pilot~
My OC is:
Name: Igniz.
Gender: girl.
Age: 13.
Species: human.
Hair colour: icy straight blue hair.
Eye colour: baby blue.
Gi: baby blue.
Element: winter.
Let's begin. Guys, I'm still new to writing so, bare with me.
(~^~) let's do dis.
Author: wow, where's everyone. *looks at audience.* oh. Hello everyone. My name is Igniz Winter Ninja. And you're watching the Ninjago Chat Show Pilot! *dances* woo!
Igniz: aren't I meant to be saying this...?
Author: oh yeah. *poof*
Igniz: anyway, Hi! I'm Igniz! And this is the Ninjago Chat Show! Give us a question, dare, or any debate topics and we'll be sure to do them! Right ninja?!
Ninjago cast: right!
Igniz: right ok, so we're gonna start off with questions. Right?! *eyes grow bigger* right?!
Ninjago cast: *a tat bit frightened* right...
Igniz: ok! So I have a question for Jay. *takes out card* Jay, if you were to ever fall in love with someone, excluding the girls, in this group who would it be?
Ninjago cast (excluding Jay): ooh!
Cole: wait so you mean the boys only?! I just realised.
Kai: oh.
Jay: um...in reality none of them. I will always love Nya.
Nya: and she won't like you back. *smiles*
Jay: aw. Ok um...*looks around* it will probably be Cole. Because well, he's the one I'm closet too.
Cole: dream on buddy.
Igniz: aw...what do you have to say about that Jay?
Jay: *squints eyes at Cole* I'll be you up, happily.
Cole: forgetting I have super strength?
Jay: *realising* yeah...
Igniz: *snickers*
Cole: hah.
*Zane comes in late.*
Igniz: Zane! We're a few minutes in an' you're late!
Zane: I apologise.
Kai: yeah where were you man?
Zane: i forgot that the show has started.
Cole: that's why we have a scheme.
Zane: oh. I knew not.
Kai: ok let's move on Zane's perfect vocabulary is making me gag.
Igniz: alright! *throws card in bin and takes out a new one* next question.
Zane: why must you do that to the poor card?!
Igniz: because-
Zane: it's supposed to go in the recycling bin.
*silence.*
Cole: *shuts Zane down* he annoyed me so bad I thought I was going to lose my hair but phew it's still on my head so HAPPY DAYS!
*silence*
Cole: it's just an expression.
Igniz: *slightly irritated* OK! Just lemme say the question. *calmly* Kai, Ice, Earth or Lightning?
Kai: uh...
Jay: I say the most logical choice is lightning! I mean, lightning sounds cool, right?
Cole: now you're lying.
Igniz: chose yet Kai?
Kai: none.
Cole: what?!
Kai: you didn't say there was no option for none.
Igniz: darn it.
*Lloyd comes in.*
Cole: hey fan girls, your favourite ninja is here.
Lloyd: what's going on?
Cole: oh just some chat show thing were doing.
Zane: which is disgraceful.
Cole: *shocked* how the f**k did you turn back on!
Zane: JOHN CENA!
Jay: ok.
Igniz: looks like we only have time for two questions. But we'll have time for more once you! And I mean who's reading this right now, posts any of those things I said at the start!
Cole: goodbye! Stay Frostome!
Igniz: I should use that for my outros all the time...stay Frostome people.
