Ninjago Chat Show! ~Pilot~

My OC is:

Name: Igniz.

Gender: girl.

Age: 13.

Species: human.

Hair colour: icy straight blue hair.

Eye colour: baby blue.

Gi: baby blue.

Element: winter.

Let's begin. Guys, I'm still new to writing so, bare with me.

(~^~) let's do dis.

Author: wow, where's everyone. *looks at audience.* oh. Hello everyone. My name is Igniz Winter Ninja. And you're watching the Ninjago Chat Show Pilot! *dances* woo!

Igniz: aren't I meant to be saying this...?

Author: oh yeah. *poof*

Igniz: anyway, Hi! I'm Igniz! And this is the Ninjago Chat Show! Give us a question, dare, or any debate topics and we'll be sure to do them! Right ninja?!

Ninjago cast: right!

Igniz: right ok, so we're gonna start off with questions. Right?! *eyes grow bigger* right?!

Ninjago cast: *a tat bit frightened* right...

Igniz: ok! So I have a question for Jay. *takes out card* Jay, if you were to ever fall in love with someone, excluding the girls, in this group who would it be?

Ninjago cast (excluding Jay): ooh!

Cole: wait so you mean the boys only?! I just realised.

Kai: oh.

Jay: um...in reality none of them. I will always love Nya.

Nya: and she won't like you back. *smiles*

Jay: aw. Ok um...*looks around* it will probably be Cole. Because well, he's the one I'm closet too.

Cole: dream on buddy.

Igniz: aw...what do you have to say about that Jay?

Jay: *squints eyes at Cole* I'll be you up, happily.

Cole: forgetting I have super strength?

Jay: *realising* yeah...

Igniz: *snickers*

Cole: hah.

*Zane comes in late.*

Igniz: Zane! We're a few minutes in an' you're late!

Zane: I apologise.

Kai: yeah where were you man?

Zane: i forgot that the show has started.

Cole: that's why we have a scheme.

Zane: oh. I knew not.

Kai: ok let's move on Zane's perfect vocabulary is making me gag.

Igniz: alright! *throws card in bin and takes out a new one* next question.

Zane: why must you do that to the poor card?!

Igniz: because-

Zane: it's supposed to go in the recycling bin.

*silence.*

Cole: *shuts Zane down* he annoyed me so bad I thought I was going to lose my hair but phew it's still on my head so HAPPY DAYS!

*silence*

Cole: it's just an expression.

Igniz: *slightly irritated* OK! Just lemme say the question. *calmly* Kai, Ice, Earth or Lightning?

Kai: uh...

Jay: I say the most logical choice is lightning! I mean, lightning sounds cool, right?

Cole: now you're lying.

Igniz: chose yet Kai?

Kai: none.

Cole: what?!

Kai: you didn't say there was no option for none.

Igniz: darn it.

*Lloyd comes in.*

Cole: hey fan girls, your favourite ninja is here.

Lloyd: what's going on?

Cole: oh just some chat show thing were doing.

Zane: which is disgraceful.

Cole: *shocked* how the f**k did you turn back on!

Zane: JOHN CENA!

Jay: ok.

Igniz: looks like we only have time for two questions. But we'll have time for more once you! And I mean who's reading this right now, posts any of those things I said at the start!

Cole: goodbye! Stay Frostome!

Igniz: I should use that for my outros all the time...stay Frostome people.