Well. . . Don't know what to say about this little one, it's just something that popped up in my head
when I saw a funny picture of little Demyx on Deviantart lol
soooo. . . . ENJOY! :D
Oh ya, the Tragedy genre is to the chips XD you'll find out lol
Everyone in the organization made their way to their seats in the small meeting room, Xemnas taking the highest throne and the rest in their usual order.
Everyone was talking and minding their own business until their superior raised his hand signaling for them to quiet down.
"Now that we're all settled I'd like to talk about our main priority, Sor-" he stopped when he heard a loud CRUNCH sound. His eye twitched when it happened again but composed himself and continued.
"Our main priority Sora. The young and promising key bearer-" once again the sound returned but even louder and quicker; his hands clenched into fists as he scanned the room for the annoying noise until his eyes set on a mullet headed man.
He chewed on his potato chips happily, not really paying attention to his fellow nobodies' stares. Xemnas cleared his throat trying to stay calm "number 9, what did I tell you about eating in the meeting room?" he asked still glaring with those scary amber eyes of his.
Demyx stopped chewing when he heard his number being called out and looked up at his superiors "uhm, not to. . ?" he said sheepishly, a small blush appeared on his cheeks while he clutched the small potato chip bag.
Xemnas nodded still looking "and do you know why there is no eating in the meeting room?" he asked in a calm but I-will-kill-you-and-no-one-would-care tone.
Demyx shrunk in his seat making crumbs roll off his cloak "b-because it attracts roaches. . ?" he tried, he really did, but he just couldn't remember why there was no eating in the small room.
Xemnas's stare thickened as he shook his head "no, it is because I detest that crunching noise while I'm talking! It is annoying and distracting!" (GASP Xemnas has OCD?) he said banging his fist on his arm rest making Demyx flinch slightly "o-oh. . ." he said quietly as he looked down at the chip between his fingers.
Xemnas sighed heavily and rubbed his temples before resting his arm on the arm rest again "as I was saying, Sora is beginning to become stronger and therefore more useful to our missio-" his eye twitched once again when he heard a long and louder crunch from before.
He shot a glare toward the potato chip eating man "NUMBER 9!" he shouted making Demyx practically jump out of his seat, he clutched the back tighter from the sudden shout.
"So help me if you eat one more chip I will personally make Saix turn you into a Dusk! Is. That. Clear?" he said still glaring at the smaller man to the side of him.
Demyx's eyes widened "I'm sorry! They're so darn good and-" he stopped when the bag went up in flames until it turned into a pile of burning ash on his lap "and now they're barbecued, got it memorized?" Axel said tapping his head with a wide grin on his face.
Demyx quickly brushed it off his lap before it could burn the material and sighed in sadness as he looked up to his boss "they're gone. . ." he said sadly with big watery eyes.
Xemnas sighed heavily again ignoring the depressing face he had just made and continued yet again "as I was SAYING, if Sora continues to kill heartless we will have our Kingdom Hear-" both his eyes twitched when he heard a portal open and close and a horrifying CRUNCH.
Roxas, clearly late, bit into another chip but stopped when everyone stared at him with panicked expressions ". . . what?" he asked finishing the chip in his hand; Saix rested his head on his hand and shook his head gently "oh dear lord. . ."
Haha ya, poor little Demyx, and poor clueless Roxas too
I still luff u Axel :3
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