Chapter 1 – The Election
"Alright! As you all know, it's election time again!" the Chairman of Plants announced over the intercom. The message was being broadcast to everyone in the plants. "I suspect that you will all be voting for your favourite chairman once again, me. Thank you for your time." The current Chairman of the Plants was a man named Gilbert Dullindal ; though he was more commonly known as Gil. He had long flowy hair that was shampooed and conditioned 3 times a day by his servants, and a bizarre smile on his face all the time. Other than that, there was nothing wrong with him.
Only a few moments later, another broadcast could be heard across the Plants. It was an announcement from the only other person running for Chairman: Gin. He had "Hey! What's shaking, everybody? My name is Gin, and I want to be Chairman so I can use Zaft's power to take over the universe!" his voice boomed over the PA system. "I also want to hang a giant disco ball from a building in town square so we can have a rad party! So vote for me!" Gin Ichimaru was also running for Chairman this time around. He had white hair that went only went down to his neck, odd eyes that never opened, and a creepy grin that always remained on his face as well. He was very popular among the population because of his obsession with throwing killer parties!
At around 3 p.m. that afternoon, the votes were in and the winner was announced by some random dude with an afro and a pink Hawaiian shirt on. His skin tight pants were also very unflattering. He pulled the paper containing the winner's name from the envelope handed to him, and he read the new Chariman's name aloud. "Gin!" he hollered. All of the people standing in front of the stage screamed and jumped up and down to show their joy.
"W-what?" stuttered Gilbert, who was in complete confusion of everything going on around him. "Didn't any of you hear him," he shouted out, "He said he wants to take over the universe!"
"Who cares?" the crowd yelled back in response, "He wants to put up a disco ball!"
"Yeah and disco balls are cool!" a random man screamed out. "You're not cool because you look like a girl. Your little girlfriend there should take you out to get your hair cut."
"I'm a guy!" Rey responded, starting to grow restless. Though he had long, silky, blond hair and many feminine features, he seemed intent on the fact that he was a man.
"Fine, if we get out hair cut, will you come back and vote for us?" asked Gil, a glimmer of hope rising in his eyes.
"Sure, whatever." said a person in the front row. "But for now, let's disco!" And all of the spectators walked away. But Gil couldn't help but notice that the voice sounded vaguely familiar; it sounded like Kira Yamato's!