Hey there everyone Oracle of the Stars at your service sorry for not updating in awhie but don't except a nice long chapter for christmas along with some other goodies. Including a one shot involving a little thing call Teamfourstar as well as Yu-Gi-Oh agridged in some hilarious outcome. And some others that I'm not going to give away just yet.
Anyway speaking of Teamfourstar its that time of year and what better way to spend it then listening to parody versions of our faveorite christmas carols? Such as Yamcha the Scar-Faced Bandit, The Twelve Days of Abridgemas, and Here Comes Son Goku. I love things songs and actually all of there videos but now that its christmas I'm wondering are they going to make anymore? And then I got thinking what would I like to here, and just started writing. So now here is a parody I came up with! I came up with around when a few months ago when I first saw episode 14 with Freeza, Zarbon, and Dodoria. Three people in a traveling group...where have I heard that before? Why the Chipmunks of course and they are famous for there hit song 'Christmas Don't Be Late'. So now I think you can guess where this is going.
Before I introduce the song there is a critic known as detectiveL2, he is looking for more fics to critque and has asked to not only critque mine but also to tell my readers if they are looking for more of a professional review check him out. Well there's my two cents on with the show!
Disclaimer: The following is a non-profit based parody, Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Dragon Ball GT, and Dragonball Z abridged are all owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, Akira Toriyama, and TeamFourStar. Please support the official release.
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Christmas Annihilate
Starring Freeza and the Freaky Alien Genotypes and Bardock
Bardock: Alright you guys ready to sing our christmas song?
Dodoria: What christmas song?
Zarbon: Dodoria don't tell me you forgot?
Dodoira: I thought we was coming up with a new kind of torture.
Bardock: This is torture (for me anyway) now you ready Dodoria?
Dodoria: I guess...
Bardock: You ready Zarbon?
Zarbon: Absolutely just let me tighten my thong
Bardock: You ready Freeza? Freeza? FREEZA!FREEZA!FREEZA!
Freeza: Yes Yes I'm ready Shut the Hell Up!
Dodoria/Zarbon/Freeza:
Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for war and time for fear
We haven't been good, but we can blast
So Hurry Christmas, Move your ass
Zarbon/Dodoria:
We want to make things go boom kaboom
Freeza:
Me I want to impale your doom
All:
If you make us stand and wait
Then Christmas is what we'll Annihiliate
Bardock:
Ok...that was...not as bad as I thought (still bad thought)
Zarbon:
What was that last part?
Bardock:
Nothing...but yeah Dodoria you did uh...uh...bang up job?
Dodoria:
I make a things blow up
Bardock:
Right...and Zarbon you sure were...decent
Zarbon:
Well naturall...wait what do you mean by decen~
Bardock:
Freeza you were off key a bit but I don't think anyone really cares.
Freeza? Freeza...? FREEZA!FREEZA!FREEZA!
Freeza:
I'm standing right next to you, you idiot now shut up before I kill you twice!
Bardock:
Fine...just finish the damn song...
Dodoria/Zarbon:
Want to make things go boom kaboom
Freeza:
I will still impale your doom
All:
If you make us stand and wait
Christmas is what we'll annihilate
If you make us stand and wait
Freeza:
I'll kill you all and leave not a trace
Bardock:
Hey Freeza that's not how we end it
Freeza:
Do you think I care? I like that a lot better let's change the song.
Bardock:
We can't change the damn song! Not now!
Zarbon:
Why not I like that better too.
Dodoria:
Yeah...
Bardock:
It doesn't even rhyme.
Freeza:
It does too now I'm changing the song and there isn't a thing you can do about it.
Bardock:
oh yeah I (loud bickering going off all over the place) Dodoria...grr Zarbon I...just shut up...FREEZA!FREEZA!FREEZA!
...
*blast noise*
Freeza:
Yes if you make me stand and wait, I'll kill you like I did that ape!
Well there is the end hope you all enjoyed it! If you didn't I apologize this is my first time doing a christmas like song. Have any suggestions? Or advice? Cause I was thinking of doing a 'Super Kame Guru Is Coming To Town' next! Wish me luck with that and whatever I come up with for Mr. Popo. This has been an Oracle of the Stars Production.