SANTA (OLDSTYLE) vs. THE ORIGINAL VERSION of PIKACHU
Santa - weight 367 lbs, a thing of amazing beauty and frightening power. he makes you think twice about thinking about anything more than twice. yeah. heavy man, very intimidating.
Pikachu is waterproof, that has been demonstrated many times. This makes him an intimidating foe. Nevertheless, Santa will be able to give him problems.
"I am about to lunch off the precipice, into the waiting arms of history," says Santa Claus, the Oldstyle version that you see in a lot of J.C. Penney Xmas decorative displays, where Santa is a husky green-cloaked man lugging a heavy xmas tree. Yeah. Fucking amazing sight. He is atop a mountain on a sled, about to push off and rush down the side of the mountain and onto the Sonic the Hedgehog superhighway spead out in front of him. The night stars are out, and they are beautiful.
Pikachu is having a pool party with the cute bitches from Beyond the Other Dominion, their names being: FLAVIA BUENO, SUPER-MARY FLEENER, THE ALUMINUM FOG (silver age version).
Titter, titter. We are laughing madly. We are happy. This happiness will probably go on forever.
Suddenly the sky goes black. SANTACLAUS is in the sky above, screaming out-- -----
SHOW ME THAT SMILE AGAIN DON'T WASTE ANOTHER MINUTE ON YOUR CRYING I KNOW WE'RE NEAR THE END I KNOW WE'RE NEAR THE BEST IS READY TO BEGIN
Santa holds up a strange backpack and yells, "Anbody want drugs?"
Pikachu doesn't do drugs. He is horrified, and then millions of glittering acid snowflakes fall around him and they catch the light and they look awesome and suddenly Pikachu is in the ARENA and he is about to fight SANTA.
-----TO BE CONTINUED----------
Hey everybody, this is my first fanfic under my new name, and I wanna know if you are likin my heavy beats. Pls comment, you'll be my best friend.
Santa - weight 367 lbs, a thing of amazing beauty and frightening power. he makes you think twice about thinking about anything more than twice. yeah. heavy man, very intimidating.
Pikachu is waterproof, that has been demonstrated many times. This makes him an intimidating foe. Nevertheless, Santa will be able to give him problems.
"I am about to lunch off the precipice, into the waiting arms of history," says Santa Claus, the Oldstyle version that you see in a lot of J.C. Penney Xmas decorative displays, where Santa is a husky green-cloaked man lugging a heavy xmas tree. Yeah. Fucking amazing sight. He is atop a mountain on a sled, about to push off and rush down the side of the mountain and onto the Sonic the Hedgehog superhighway spead out in front of him. The night stars are out, and they are beautiful.
Pikachu is having a pool party with the cute bitches from Beyond the Other Dominion, their names being: FLAVIA BUENO, SUPER-MARY FLEENER, THE ALUMINUM FOG (silver age version).
Titter, titter. We are laughing madly. We are happy. This happiness will probably go on forever.
Suddenly the sky goes black. SANTACLAUS is in the sky above, screaming out-- -----
SHOW ME THAT SMILE AGAIN DON'T WASTE ANOTHER MINUTE ON YOUR CRYING I KNOW WE'RE NEAR THE END I KNOW WE'RE NEAR THE BEST IS READY TO BEGIN
Santa holds up a strange backpack and yells, "Anbody want drugs?"
Pikachu doesn't do drugs. He is horrified, and then millions of glittering acid snowflakes fall around him and they catch the light and they look awesome and suddenly Pikachu is in the ARENA and he is about to fight SANTA.
-----TO BE CONTINUED----------
Hey everybody, this is my first fanfic under my new name, and I wanna know if you are likin my heavy beats. Pls comment, you'll be my best friend.