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Chapter 1
The Prologue pt 1
We begin our story at Mario's house and as usual he is sitting on his lazy ass doing nothing, along with Luigi who is sitting across from him staring at him for no apparent reason.
" What the hell are you looking at?" Mario shouted. " You're really creeping me out!"
" What did I do?" Luigi asked." Can't I just look at my brother?"
" No, you can't!" Mario argued "You can't just stare at people like that!"
"…Whatever…" Luigi said giving up.
Meanwhile Parakarry was outside putting mail in Mario's mailbox.
" Here's your friggin mail!" Parakarry yelled throwing a letter at the mailbox and flying away. Luigi came out of the house and saw the letter on the ground.
" You could have at least made an effort to put the mal in the mailbox!" Luigi yelled throwing a rock toward Parakarry…and missed. Luigi went back in the house and waved the letter in front of Mario.
" Guess who you have mail from." Luigi said in a sing song voice.
"…Peach?" Mario mumbled nonchalantly.
" How'd you know?" Luigi asked.
" If it's not a bill, it's from Peach." Mario said with a yawn.
" Okay, then I'll read it to you." Luigi said opening the letter.
" I am capable of reading my own mail thank you very much! Mario said standing up. " But since I don't feel like I guess you'll have to read it to me."
"…Right." Luigi said staring at Mario. " Well anyway…"
Dear Mario,
I am throwing a party for no reason at my castle today. There will be food, drinks, and fun party games! I would really be happy if you would come and have fun with us Mario! Oh, and if you want you can bring Luigi too! Okay hope to see you soon!
Sincerely,
Peach
" What did she mean that you can bring me if you want to?" Luigi said angrily.
"It means you're not important." Mario said bluntly.
" Well are you going?" Luigi asked.
" I guess." Mario said slumping down in his chair. Mario got up and walked out the door, Luigi following behind. As he walked through Toad Town toads came from everywhere.
" Hi, Mario!" greeted one Toad.
" Wanna play with us?" asked another toad.
" No I don't, now get away from me." Mario replied. "I'm on my way to a party."
" Oh can we come?" a toad asked grabbing onto Mario's arm.
" Get your hands off me you freak!" Mario shouted trying to shake the toad off him. When he got him off millions of toads swarmed around him.
" Quick lets make a break for it." Luigi said pointing at a gap between the toad stampede. Luigi ran toward the gap as fast as he possibly could. When he got out he noticed that Mario wasn't beside him.
" Mario get out of there!" Luigi yelled. Suddenly Mario jumped out of the crowd with a chainsaw and Toads went running everywhere.
" You always have to do things the violent way, don't you?" Luigi said with a sigh.
" You shut up!" Mario replied tossing the chainsaw aside. " That's why no one likes you now, you're way too nice!"
"Sometimes I wonder if you're really my brother Mario." Luigi said shrugging.
" I feel the same way." Mario murmured. Then they both continued toward the castle. When they arrivd they went inside.
" Well I'm going to stay here and mingle a little." Luigi said smiling.
" You do that…," Mario said walking away. After leaving Luigi, Mario went up to one of the guards.
" You should go see the princess Mario." Said the guard. " She should be in her room."
" Oh goody." Mario said sarcastically. Then Mario headed toward Peach's room. When he came to a big corridor he saw Peach standing in front of her room.
" Hi Mario!" Peach yelled waving excitedly.
" Uh…hi.." Mario said a little scared. Peach went up to Mario and grabbed his hand.
" Why don't you come on the balcony with me and watch the scenery?" Peach said pulling him towardd her room.
" Um…actually I want to-" Mario began.
" YOU ARE COMING WITH ME TO WATCH THE SCENERY!" Peach shouted .
" okay…" Mario squeaked. Just as Peach began dragging Mario by his collar to her room Bowser came crashing through the window.
" Bwahahahahah,it is I Bowser here to capture Princess Peach….again!" Bowser announced.
"What the hell Bowser!" Mario yelled. " Why can't you come through the window like a normal person?"
" It's for dramatic effect, you idiot!" Bowser said a little irritated. "Anyway the Princess is mine!"
" That's right, and you can't stop us!" a mysterious magickoopa who suddenly appeared beside Bowser cackled.
" Who the hell are you?" Mario yelled.
" Why I'm Kammy Koopa!" the magickoopa replied.
" Bowser what makes you think you can take her this time?" Mario asked ignoring Kammy.
" Because…I have this!" Bowser replied pulling out a star shaped object. " It's a star rod."
" Man we are really getting desperate." Mario said under his breath. " We had to rip stuff off of Kirby."
" Silence!" Bowser roared." Suddenly the ground began to shake vigorously.
" Bowser what the hell did you do?" Mario asked trying to keep his balance.
" I built my castle under your castle and gave it the ability to fly. Bowser said proudly.
" Why and how?" Mario asked.
" Grrr, I don't have time for all these questions!" Bowser growled. " Now we fight!"
Battle Mode Start" You can't beat me Bowser." Mario scoffed.
" And why not?" Bowser said confused.
" Because if you did Nintendo would be out of business." Mario said looking at his nails.
" We'll just see about that!" Bowser said using the star rod to power up. Then Bowser ran up to Mario and scratched him doing 100 damage.
" Hey you can't do that!" Mario said befor toppling over.
" Oh, but I just did." Bowser said laughing.
" No duh." Peach
" Aren't you worried about Mario?" Kammy asked.
" Oh yeah!" Peach said realizing her mistake. " Oh no Mario!"
" I can't believe it…." Bowser said in disbelief. " I actually won!"
" Yes my lord you did!" Kammy said patting him on the back.
" Well I don't need him anymore so I'll just get rid of him." Bowser said walking up to Mario's lifeless body.
" Good-bye Mario!" Bowser said knocking Mario out the window. " And good riddance!"
Then Mario's body floated gently to the ground like a feather. You know why? Because he's made of paper hence the name Paper Mario, YAAAAAAY! Well anyway this is the part where I ask you random questions to keep you in suspense! Okay here goes! Is Mario dead? Where will he land? Is the Mushroom kingdom doomed? How did Bowser get his castle under Peach's castle? Why did he do it? And where the heck did Kammy come from? Find out on the next chapter of Paper Mario Uncut! Well accept where Kammy came from and why and how Bowser put his castle under Peach's castle.
Authoress's NotesWell what do you think? Well I hope you guys like it because I aim to please! I know that those toads didn't crowd around Mario in the game but I thought it would be funny! Well please review and tell me what you think and if there is anything I should change.