Fun Times with Andy
So I'm remaking a story on here, all credits to the fine asshole who wrote the original
It was a beautiful day for Woody, Buzz and his friends. Even more beautful was the fact that Andy was on his way home to visit them. If it weren't for the fact that they were keeping their lives a secret, Woody would just come to life and just hug Andy and tell him how much he missed him.
They heard a car pull in. It was hard to imagine that the kid who played with them and would always take one of them as his mom drove him somewhere was now the one driving. Where did the time go, Woody asked himself. No matter, Andy was here, and all was right with the world.
They heard footsteps coming up to the door. This was it.
SLAM
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT KUSH WAS DANK!" Andy screamed as he threw his backpack filled with meth and porn mags down. Andy looked around his room. "Oh look all of my toys are here, guess I better play with them hahaha," He said as he picked up Buzz. Buzz looked into Andy's glassy bloodshot eyes, "Oh fuck," and then Andy popped open his wings.
"Hey motherfucking Buzz let's see if you can fly," Andy said as he opened up the window, "To infinity and beyond motherfucker," He then threw Buzz out and Buzz landed on the road where he was quickly crushed by a passing truck.
Andy looked around his room again and saw Mr Potato Head. Mr Potato Head tried to run but Andy caught him and pulled off his eyes and shit. He then pulled out some dildos from his backpack and shoved them in the holes where his eyes and mouth were. Mr. Potato Head stumbled around the room with sex toys flopping around before falling down the stairs, where Andy's mom tripped on him and broke her neck, smashing him to pieces.
"Holy fuck it's motherfucking Woody, I have missed you so motherfucking much!" Andy said as he grabbed Woody. Just as he was about to do god knows what, Andy had to shit. Woody sat and watched as Andy pinched the mother of all loafs. The farting sounds could be heard from miles away.
Andy finished with his shit and looked for toilet paper. "Oh, fuuuck, no toilet paper. Guess you'll have to do cowbody," Andy picked Woody up again and made him face his shit covered crack. Andy then proceeded to wipe his ass, Woody screamed in horror as he slid up and down Andy's shithole "Oh man that feels so good,"
Andy then finished wiping and threw Woody into the toilet. "Haha theres a shit in my boot, right?" Woody had tears in his eyes. What happened to Andy? "Later bitch," Andy said as he flushed his childhood down the the shitter, overall nothing of value was really lost that day.
THE END