My first Dota 2 Fanfic. Kinda inspired to try making a modern AU aswell after Nightsilver Tales and Dota High School. This is first time i wrote a story in English, so you might find tons of grammatical errors or typos. I apologize beforehand. If you don't mind, let me know where i went wrong so i can make it right .

I still don't know if i will make any continuation of this, i don't even came up with a tittle. But feel free to enjoy what i have at the moment :)


Thank God It's Monday

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Usually, assignment for school subject such as Life Orientation was fun for Lyralei. But this one was not. Maybe if she had other partner, it'd be easier. Unfortunately, she was paired with the most unexpected person for her to even think she would end up as a partner. Her archenemy at Archery Club, Traxex. Not that she hated her, but their relationship was kinda complicated until now.

They were both actually smart, beautiful, and athletic. Pretty much populer among other students in slight different ways. They seemed like always competing in almost everything. Those were what people see with their eyes.

Lyralei actually didn't mind to be friendly with her, considering they shared same passion; Archery. And moreover, they were on the same team.

She tried. But the more she tried to know her better, the more Traxex would close herself from the rest of the world. And it upset the Ginger even more.

In class, Traxex was very well known as the laziest, and most uncaring. She rarely paid attention to what teachers said, and rarely talked to anyone. Just sat there quietly, next to the wall, drawing something on her text book. She'd only do one or two assignments which she liked... right before the deadline. None would bother to talk to her.

Lyralei, was a workaholic type. The one who always study hard, paid attention in class, got her assignments done long before everyone else, loved to talk to anyone... even strangers she never met in her life. She never had any idea of how Traxex could always pass all the subjects in a whole semester with such attitude. With good grades too, actually. Sometimes even better than hers.

At first, Lyralei thought this project would be easier if her partner sat at bay. She'd do everything alone and remain sane and calm throughout the weekend. At this moment, she would never be happier to see Traxex sitting in her bedroom.

For the project, their class was the luckiest one in getting the weekend card. A student from each class drew a card from a box and whatever written on the card was their assignment and they couldn't change it. Of course they would make it count for a lot of marks.

Lyralei could still remember when they were told about their class's very interesting project. Everyone groaned and moaned in displeasure at the sound of having to take a fake baby that was very real like. It cried when unhappy, drink milk, poop, and all thing a normal baby will do.

...

-few hours ago-

"Heyy Heyy, everyone! Remember, this counts a lot. And please... do not destroy the baby." Said a blonde teacher in a cheerful tone. She picked one of the baby and lifted to the air for every one to see. When it started to cry, everyone groaned again and each gave their own two scents at how stupid this was. "Sadly, it doesnt have a switch to turn off so you guys will have to try your best to babysit them. I think this will teach you a lot. Even prevent premature pregnancies." She chuckled evilly and handed a baby to person nearest to her.

"Oh my God!" The boy in purple polo shirt yelled and pushed away from the desk, nearly falling to the ground. "That wasn't funny at all, Ms. Rylai."

The teacher laughed and screwed his short mohawk hair. "I'm sorry, Magina. I hope that didn't hurt you."

She then clapped her hands. "Oh yeah, one more thing. The person next to you will be your partner for the weekend. You can choose between staying together or parting ways, but remember! Hand in the report on your experience. Extra marks if your baby returns safely!"

Lyralei turned her head to the person sat next to her and her jaw nearly dropped, "Shite." She whispered.

Traxex glared when she heard Lyralei. Then turned her face away. "I'm not happy either." The pale haired girl muttered.

Lyralei whipped her head around to see Magina receiving his baby from the teacher. His partner being Carl obviously made him yelled that he would never raise a baby with such a narcistic horse. The teacher only laughed and carried on.

Each baby came with a few necessities such as bottle, clothes, diapers and other things to keep the baby happy. It made Lyralei even sicker to her stomach. She had no experience with babies and hope Traxex did. Otherwise, the two would have one hell of a weekend.

What scared her even more was the fact that the babies look so freakin real. They had hair on their heads! The hair was just like a real person's hair being attached to them! She wondered who created these creatures.

When Ms. Rylai arrived by her desk, her eyes widened when the blonde woman handed the baby over to her and smiled encouragingly, "You'll do great."

Lyralei looked down at the baby then at Traxex, who was staring at her. Before she could say a word, the pale haired girl held her hand up to hush her.

"Your baby." She said simply.

...

Lyralei watched as Traxex was holding the baby as if it was real. They finally able to enjoy a silence once the baby asleep.

The room was a mess. Diapers, blankets, baby clothes, bottles all over the place. And it had only been few hours after they received their bundle of joy.

"Are we going to name her?" Lyralei asked softly, because apparently this thing was so sensitive to noise. Seriously, technologies were way too advanced these days.

Traxex's pale eyebrow twitched. "It's not even real."

"I know. I'm just saying we might probably get higher mark if we perceive this as our child."

"Please, stop! You're creeping me out!" Traxex spoke louder this time. And there it was, the damn crying started. She stood up and held the baby in front of her face. "You know what? Satan. Some name for you." Suddenly, the baby stop crying.

Lyralei just watched in horror. True that the baby was a satan-like. But she still wouldn't call her that. "You can't name her that."

"Fine. Lyralei. Same thing, right?"

"True, but that will be weird when comes the time to.." Traxex smiled meaningfully at her project partner before The Ginger realised something. "Heyy! Did you just similize me with Satan!?" She made sure to speak softly enough for the baby to go back to sleep.

"Sssssssttttt!" Traxex didn't satisfied. She put her finger front of her lips to remind her ginger classmate how creepy this thing was.

Traxex put the baby on the bed with extreme cautious. She sighed in relief after her attempt was a big success.

"What now?" She then mumbled into the pillow.

"What will the arrangements be?" Lyralei asked as she was gathering all of the things around the room.

"I'm leaving Lyralei with you and going home."

"No. You're not. And stop calling her by my name!"

"I'm not playing mommy with you."

Lyralei furrowed her brows at Traxex as a response. Arms full of baby clothes and diapers with a bottle in her hand.

"You fit the part though. You look just like a sweet little mommy." Traxex snorted at her and sat up.

"Well that's not gonna change my mind. You're helping me this entire weekend or i'll tell Ms. Rylai you did nothing. This time, you can happily fail. I won't give a shite about it."

The Ginger's words surprised her and she nodded her head in approval. "You got some tits on you, Ginger head."

"Of course. I'm a female if you haven't notice." Lyralei replied.

Traxex's face twisted into confusion upon hearing her reply. "But you don't have a brain. I prefer not to said balls, tits are better anyway."

The ginger stopped for a moment then said, "Ooooh." With a thoughtful expression on her face.

"Oh?" Traxex asked.

Lyralei didn't really know how to response and turned to her partner, "Huh?"

"Tits."

"What?"

The pale haired girl just stared at her with her signature poker face.

"Oh. I mean i understand when you used the breast terms."

"Just say it. Tits."

"No."

Their chit-chat is suddenly cut short by a sound of crying, yet again.

"What now?" Traxex asked.

"Do i look like someone who knows what to do?" Red head replied with a sarcastic question. "Maybe she needs milk."

"Give her milk then."

"But i've never made a formula before. Not in my lifetime." Lyralei admitted then walked over to picked up the baby.

"Satan wants your tits."

The ginger's gorgeous green eyes widened, "You don't think they...?"

"They what?" Traxex raised one of her pale eyebrow.

"Do you think that they can be soothed by suckling on a nipple?" Lyralei asked innocently.

Traxex almost broke apart. Never would she ever picture Lyralei, one of the top student on her class, her rival in archery, said something like that. It was like her images on the red headed girl were destroyed in mere seconds. So, she decided to have some fun in this turn of events.

With the most serious tone she had, and also put her best acting skill to a test, she said, "Yeah. Was checking up on them. It did say they'll calm down if you let them suck your tits."

"Really?" Lyralei asked in doubt. Eyes flicking between doll at her hand and at Traxex.

"Yeah." Her classmate answered calmly while leaning back. Hands on the back of her head. Right now, Traxex tried her best to hold back the laughter from bursting out. If Lyralei really fell for it, she'd laugh herself to dead for sure.

"Are you sure?"

"Dead sure." She assured her with a smile on her face. The most false smile she ever threw at someone else.

With a nervous hand, Lyralei began to pull her forest green shirt. But just about halfway to her abdomen, she stopped and stared at her classmate, who looked both confused and flabbergasted.

"Actually..." Lyralei walked over, leaned down to give the baby to Traxex. "... you should do it."

Traxex's eyes looked at Lyralei's in utter horror. "No freakin way! Your nipples are bigger than mine. You do it!"

"Traxex, come on!" Lyralei demanded, her right arm reached out to grab Traxex's dark blue hoodie. Traxex slapped the incoming hand with her lefty and pulled up the forest green shirt instead, using her other free hand. The baby cried in Lyralei's left arm as the two continued to fight on.

"Wait, wait." Suddenly, the ginger canceled her next attack then looked deep down to Traxex's eyes, who was now beneath her torso. "How in the world, you know my nipples are bigger?"

"I just know."

"People with small breasts usually have smaller nipples, you know."

"Oh, so are you admitting yours are small?"

"Not really small, but-"

The baby started the crying again, even louder now. Pulling them away from their conversation.

"Feed it!" Traxex insisted. "For crying out loud, that thing is freakin annoying!"

"Why the hell i have to be the one who do all the job?" Lyralei was shaking the baby in her arms, in attempt to make the crying stop.

"You're the mother."

"But you're the mother too! Damn it, Trax!"

"Nope. I'm a person who ready to leave."

"You can't just leave."

"Watch me." She then got off of the bed and made her way to the exit. But stopped midway by Lyralei's arm grabbing tightly on her shoulder.

"Don't leave me alone."

"Oh my god, we sound like a married couple about to divorce." Traxex shuddered.

"Do your part, i'll do mine. Then we'll get through this. " Lyralei lifted the baby on her shoulder, patted her back softly.

"Fine. I will." Traxex stomped back to bed and sat down. Arms crossed over her chest. "You sleep on floor with Lyralei."

"Seriously?! This is my room! Besides, my bed can fit two of us."

"And Lyralei?"

"Between us. And didn't i tell you to stop calling her me?"

...

-2 hours later-

"I'm so not doing this." Traxex got off of the bed. Grabbed all blankets she could get her hands on to place them on the floor. When she had successfully make a nest-like bed, she held the baby up and put her on it, then covered her with other blanket. After that, she jumped back to bed. Her eyes met Lyralei's as they were facing each other. "This is weird."

"Indeed." Lyralei turned around to face the wall and shut her eyes. "Good night."

"Night." Traxex replied as she was turning the light off then settled to bed.

...

3 hours. A good 3 hours were given by the baby before she wrecked her parents sweet dreams. A pale haired girl was first to wake. "Lyralei, get up!"

Her classmate was still drolling in deep sleep, didn't even budge. With a heavy sigh, Traxex shoved a pacifier into the baby's mouth. Hoping it'd work. When it didn't work at all, she got up, grabbed a bottle, and again put it into the baby's mouth but to no avail. Last thing she had in mind was the worst scenario in area.

Sure enough, Satan needed diaper change.

It disgusted her. Traxex took the shitty diaper off and nearly gasp. She kept telling herself that it wasn't even real. Even if it wasn't real, even if it wasn't real... but... why the hell it had to be so fucking realistic up to this level? Changing a dirty diaper was not pleasant experience for her.

"Ginger head!" She yelled. Lyralei turned around, still half asleep. "It shites! I'm not cleaning this!"

"Just wipe her butt."

"There're no force on Earth or Heaven can make me do that!"

"It's not real poop. Do it."

"I don't care. It's your baby."

"Our baby." Lyralei corrected her.

"Right. Do our baby a favor; change the diaper. For the sake of humanity."

Lyralei groaned lazily but got up anyway, like she didn't have any choice. Less than 5 minutes, the baby was clean and quiet.

"Not that hard." Lyralei commented and then threw her body back to her bed to get to her side. Traxex was already asleep.

...

The next morning was even worse. The two students were like stuck in an endless nightmare where they wouldn't wake no matter what they did. Nothing would quiet the baby down. They had tried everything, but the baby still crying and wouldn't stop for a second. Traxex lost her mind for few times, and almost slapped the baby in the face... using a chair which she lifted with ease.

Lucky for them, Lyralei always there to prevent anything horrible happened to their baby. Or else, they wouldn't get the project done.

Lyralei decided to hit the shower early, to clear up her mind. Nothing more refreshing than water splashing your entire body in the morning. Leaving Traxex alone with the baby.

"Just keep quiet, please! I trully beg you." She yelled in frustation. It worked though. Sudden silent filled the empty air. The room was at its peace. Traxex literally cried out tears of joy at this moment of silence.

She carefully placed the baby on the bed, walked toward the bathroom, opened its door and looked inside. "Satan has calmed down."

"I can hear so." The showering girl turned to face her classmate. "Thought i'd never like silence. But this... is something else."

"So, you do have tits," Traxex commented on her upper body parts.

"Some eyes you got there." The taller girl said to the pale haired one. A bit annoyed at her words. "Are you going to shower?"

"I don't have any change here. I'll go home and come back later."

"Don't you dare leaving me alone with Satan. I'll lend you mine."

"Sure." Traxex rolled her eyes and took her step out of the bathroom. "I'll just help my self then." She said, opening Lyralei's drawer. After a while digging through bunch of shirts, she found suitable one. Then ambled back to bathroom.

"One of my favourites. Nice taste." Lyralei told the pale head sarcastically as she was hanging her towel up on the hook next to the sink.

Traxex tossed Lyralei's shirt onto the counter and getting undress right away. Both Lyralei and her had no shame.

Lyralei finished getting ready while Traxex still on shower. They were not bothered by each other's presence. Not a single feeling of awkwardness coming to their nerves. Once the red head was done, she got out of the fogged room and settled down on the bed.

Peace and quiet were all she need now. Her mind was already too tired after all this. And still, they had a day to pass through before this hellish weekend was over.

She smiled at the irony. Usually people never want weekend end so badly. They just wish Monday would never come. It also applied to her. Though she loved to study and doing assignments, she still needed a break time to enjoy her little world.

She almost fell asleep from that thought but sat up right away when Traxex entered the room. Eyes locked the shorter girl for few seconds. Long beautiful pale hair, still wet, loose passed her shoulders. Lyralei's shirt size was thightly wrapped her upper body but somehow still looked fit. Traxex only covered her lower with mere undies. And that made Lyralei think she looked really nice.

"Wow," Lyralei gave her a short comment.

"I know, i'm irresistible." She replied, a seductive smile was covering her face.

Lyralei giggled lightly, "Uh-huh."

"So what do we do now?" Traxex asked. Having no idea in her mind.

Lyralei Shrugged, "Write the report?" She suggested.

"No." An instant decline from her partner.

"Movie?"

"Yes."

"Alright, what do you want to watch?" Lyralei headed to her computer and switched it on.

"Surprise me." Traxex yawned and leaned back down onto bed.

While Lyralei was searching through her list of movies, Traxex took the time to observed her partner's body in silence. She was wearing a baggy green shirt with a big yellow smiley face on front. Just baggy green shirt. Not sure if she wore anything under that shirt or put any pants on, because the shirt covered down her thighs.

After all this time she knew her, being in same class, doing many club activities together, she just realized that this Ginger had a model's body. A perfectly slim body which most of girls could just dream of. Legs so toned and slender, like she could fit into everything. And that ass...

"Lyralei?"

"Yes?"

"You have one hell of an ass."

"Ihihi... sexy, isn't it?" Lyralei let loose soft chuckles, and shaking her bottom part for Traxex to see while still clicking and scrolling her mouse.

She remembered Lyralei always love to eat. Another passion her rival has aside from archery. And she didn't remember Lyralei ever going on a diet or anything like that. That girl was a beast when it came to food. She never hold herself back. Where the hell those foods went?

"Ahah! Found one." She set the movie, then joined Traxex on the bed.

She had moved closer to Traxex without realizing. The pale head seemed not too worry about it. The movie rolled for a while, until they both groaned on the sound of baby crying.

"Trax?"

"No!"

...

Finally, as the Sun rose in Monday morning, the torture which put on their shoulder for entire weekend would be over soon. Entire class never been so glad Monday came to their aid. So then they all gathered in class as usual.

Everyone looked so tired that they didn't even talk at all. There was only sound of silence filling up. A blonde woman finally made her way in, looking each of her gloomy student with a bright smile.

"So, anyone still wants a baby?" She asked. Dancing on her students misery.

The whole class kept quiet until Magina spoke loudly. "No! I will never have a child! Ever! Especially with this guy! Not a chance!" He frowned heavily while pointing a long blonde guy in white vest next to him.

"I hate you too, dumbass." Carl just grumbled and fixed his glasses frame between his nose bone with only middle finger. He turned his head to Magina to make sure he got the message.

"There, there. It seems society won't need you guys to be babysitters." The cheerful tone of their teacher tried to cool the heat between the two. "Okay, listen up! All of you will have the chance to give a presentation. Make me proud, kiddo!"

Every pair had their chance. When it came to Lyralei's, she had to wake her partner, who was drolling on her desk next to her. Traxex refused to get up at first, but then reluctantly followed Lyralei's steps to get their job done.

Lyralei gave a well written presentation. Well, she mostly googled on parenting. Copy-paste, copy-paste. Cut here, cut there. Added some of her own thoughts. It was all on Traxex to blame. The pale head procastinated it on the other day, so they didn't have enough time to write it on their own. Lyralei really pissed off at her partner being so careless.

But she had done well. Ms. Rylai was impressed by her words and looked like wouldn't had any idea of where that coming from.

"Traxex?" The blonde teacher turned to asked Lyralei's partner who just got home from another planet.

"What?" She faced her teacher. Blank face. Some of the fellow students laugh at Traxex's lack of awareness in this topic.

Ms. Rylai wasn't a type of teacher who would mad easily when facing a student with special attitude like Traxex. "Why don't you tell us all, what you might learn from this project?" So she smiled instead.

"..." Traxex made her brain work out for few seconds. "I'm just glad not being straight." Then winked cheekily at Lyralei.

All eyes in entire class including the blonde teacher's widened and locked the ginger.

"Why's everyone..." the ginger's mind needed more time to download new information, "... WHAT!?" Before she went all bright red, "Damn it, Trax!"