Summary: Naruto stumbles upon a green midget instead of Jiraiya. He offers to train naruto, but he must learn to control his emotions. The green midget is flanked by two others, A man that seems shriveled up by time, withered to the bone, somehow retaining his muscle even in his age, and a red haired wolf summoner. They all train Naruto, until the month is over with.

Authors Note: I am making this fic because I see so many terrible fics about naruto being god like, giving him powers from all different series, such as bleach, star wars, inuyasha, you get the picture. I decided I should see how I can do with one, I intend for this to be my best fic yet, also, my other fanfictions are not dead, they are simply dormant, please be paitent my whole ten reveiwers. lol, seriously though, my muse has come up short for Kitsuneoni and Kensei, so dont expect an update from them until at least say... january, with school, I barely have time anymore, and with my muse officially dead for now, Im taking a break, this story was a spur of the moment thing, but lets face it, all of mine are ;D happy reading.

Chapter one: What a Shame

The night was a calm and peaceful night, if one were to meditate, this would be the night. Indeed, this night was a gift from god himself, except for one child. This child was the bane of the village, the scourge of the town, hell the entire country! How could one child be hated so much? It was rather simple actually. He was hated for what he held within him, although few understood what he truly held within. Within this child was a legendary being capable of destroying entire countries in a day. Yes, the legendary Kyuubi no Kitsune was sealed inside this child.

Naruto had never been beaten, well only a few times, and even then it was a simple fight, and Naruto didnt even feel the civilian's punches, or any attacks they threw at him. His immense chakra protected him from this. How could chakra protect? This was a question he asked himself everyday, eventually he was told by the hokage that once a being releases chakra, their bodies develope differently, they become stronger, faster, smarter, everything. Naruto was no fool, the hokage was hiding something. Why would a child have the chakra stores that went beyond anyone, including Sarutobi, in the village? It was insane, he didnt have any control over his chakra, making him constantly leak incredible amounts of chakra, however he instantly regenerated the lost amount like it was nothing.

He had recently asked Sarutobi for help, but the old man was busy. He simply handed Naruto a scroll, without realizing it was not a scroll for normal chakra control, but advanced. Naruto used a genjutsu to hide his appearence. He didnt need to, but he wanted to be underestimated. Being underestimated would provide incredible surprise for his opponents. His speed and stealth surpassed most non jounin. Umino Iruka was the one man who he allowed to catch him, because he was the only one he could trust to do what is right. Iruka had been in ANBU before, but due to his injury he could not longer do ANBU missions. Iruka was originally a tracking ninja, his nose was one hundred times better than an Inuzuka's, which is what allowed the hokage to allow him into ANBU in the first place. He served under Kakashi Hatake, a man he respected and feared immensely.

7 Year Timeskip

Naruto followed after Ebisu after he was rejected by Kakashi for training. He knew what was going on in the shadows, but he could not tell anyone. The man that was training Sasuke was not Kakashi Hatake, but a pawn put in by the council. Those few beatings he did have as a child were ordered by the council. He walked along the stone bridge, where Ebisu was knocked out, appearently by a green midget. This green man had a wrinkled face, and looked like an elf fused with a rat. He was about to walk away when he heard the man talk.

"Young one, Wait you will." He said. His wrinkles didnt make him look ugly, just.. strange. "Train you, I will." So the man was offering to train him? that was strange, not everyday you run into a green wrinkly elf that wishes to train you. Naruto sensed no harm from this man, but he did have great power. Naruto was not sure how, he just knew this man could easily murder the hokage if he wished. Naruto shrugged and followed the elf.

They arrived to a small ship, it was grey in texture, and strangely had two controls on it, two dials that seemed to point at ninety degree angles. These dials had the words "time" and "gravity" placed above them. Naruto's eyes widened as he realized what this was. He had read about something like this, it was supposedly what the riduko sennin trained in. He had read the legends of the Riduko Sennin from his history book, it was pretty much the only section that interested him, or anyone in his class. The rest of the book was about konoha's triumphs and clan history, the history of ninja, which mostly involved political systems and nothing else. Naruto paid attention none the less, pretending to sleep, but he was truly looking for ways to usurp the council once he reached appropriate rank.

This small ship was said to control gravity and time, allowing up to ten thousand time normal gravity, and slowing time down to where a day was a year, however, the user wouldnt age while in the machine, a strange quality of slowing down time. The green man walked inside, naruto following shortly after. Naruto immediately fell to his knees from the double gravity. Naruto stood up, not expecting the extra weight, otherwise he would not have fell. "so whats your name anyway?" He said, just now noticing the other two inside the ship. "Yoda, I am" The green man replied. "I am Roshi" The older man replied. He had muscle, obviously strong, possibly on the same level of hokage. "I.. am Chuck" the last man replied. He seemed younger than the other two, and stronger too, he had a grey and black wolf beside him.

Naruto studied them. The older man was bald, but had a long mustache, goofy glasses, a triangular shaped beard, and a turtle shell on his back. The man also carried around a makeshift cane from a staff. Naruto felt something was off with this staff. The other red haired man seemed confident, and strangely animalistic. He had Jiraiya's spiky hair, but shorter and red. Naruto didnt know how to explain what felt off with him. Naruto nodded "no last names?" He raised his eyebrow. Roshi and Yoda shook their heads, but Chuck nodded. "Norris" Yoda facepalmed, and Roshi chuckled. Naruto didnt get the joke. "oookay...? anyway why exactly did you want to train me?"

"The Rohtua told us to" Chuck said. Naruto wondered what kind of name was Chuck, perhaps another country's? "and who is this... Rohtua?" Naruto asked, getting more freaked out by the second. "forget that, we will, train you, we must" Yoda said. Naruto understood, it was a bit challenging with more than one sentence meant, but he was smart enough to understand. Roshi sighed "indeed, we shall train you boy, afterwards you will get a single gift from each of us, explanations of why will be after"

And break

what do you think? its not my worst start to a fic, but certianly... okay maybe my best.. anywho dont foget to Reveiw D; without your precious reveiws my muse will never survive. Ill give a cyber cookie to anyone who gets the joke i put in here :3

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