Title: Wufei's Training Class
Author: Solo_02
Pairings: 1x2, 3+4, 5x?
Rating: R
Warnings: yaoi, lime, intended lemon, language, AU, violence, drugs, and songfic
Dedication: To my buddies, Nikki_7, Nasa, and Kaynoah_13_8
Disclaimers: Don't own, don't care, don't sue, and don't give a jolly-well-damn whether you like it or not
Notes: Kim, Never Knew, Criminal, and the Kiss by Eminem, and Chop Suey by Systems of A Down
Guns: 380 semiautomatic pistol, 38 revolver, magnum 44 pistol, AK- 47, Mac-11, nine, revolver, AK-74, 10 revolver, 357 Magnum
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Duo: Wufei, what's that move called?
Wufei: A kick Maxwell, a kick
Duo: cool.
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Duo: Who taught you those moves?
Wufei: .
Duo: I mean, you've been practicing everyday for 5 hours. You should start a training class.
Wufei: *rolls eyes* shut up Maxwell.
Duo: yea, but-
Wufei: *draws sword* I said shut the fuck up! You're ruining my concentration!!!
Duo: *gets up* alright geeze *walks inside house* Man! Why is Wufei so uptight?
Quatre: *sympathetic smile*
Heero: just leave him alone, that's just the way he is.
Duo: *walks into Wufei's Sword room* Cool! Look at this collection!
Wufei: *walks inform outside* Damnit Maxwell! GET OUT!
Duo: but I was just-
Wufei: *points sword at Duo's face* GET OUT NOW!
Duo: *runs to a case of swords against a wall & draws sword*
Wufei: PUT MY SWORD DOWN NOW! *charges at Duo*
Duo:*runs away with sword* Ahhh! *runs into living room where the pilots are* HELP!
Wufei: DAMN YOU MAXWELL! GIVE ME MY SWORD!
Duo: *kept on running*
Heero: Duo.just give him the damn sword.
Wufei: *finally catching up with the braided boy attempted to kill him with the sword*
Heero: *shakes head* .baka.
Trowa: He just never learns.
Duo: Ahhh!
Wufei: *throws sword at Duo and misses. The sword went into the wall*
Duo: YES!
Wufei: DAMN!
Quatre: YOU PUT A HOLE IN THROUGH MY WALL!
Wufei: *not paying attention* MAXWELL!
Duo: *runs around happily with Wufei's sword*
Wufei: *pulls out katana and chases after Duo*
Heero: *pulls out a 380 semiautomatic pistol* Duo, give Wufei the fucking sword and sit your ass down.now.
Duo: but-
Heero: *turns off safety lock*
Duo: Alright, damn. *hands Wufei sword and sits down*
Wufei: *begins to walk away*
Quatre: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Wufei: what?
Quatre: What?!? What?!? You just put a hole through my wall!
Wufei: I'll pay for it, geeze. *yanks sword out of wall* *walks away*
*NEXT DAY*
Wufei: *practicing*
*Duo went out for a while, to everyone's relief (accept Heero)*
Duo: *returns with a girl following behind him*
Wufei: what the.
Duo: .um.Wufei, remember when I recommended that you start your own training class?
Wufei: *silence, he knows what's coming*
Duo: Well, here's your first student.
Wufei: WHAT?!?
*the rest of the pilots enter room*
Quatre: What's going on in here?
Wufei: MAXWELL! *pulls out katana and charges at Maxwell* *missies* DAMN!
Trowa: *looks at girl* who're you?
Girl: Me, well I'm- *interrupted*
Wufei: I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE! MAXWELL, GET HER OUT OF HERE!
Girl: *looks hurt, then angry* WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Wufei: QUIET WOMAN!
Girl: *pulls out her own sword and points it at Wufei's throat* .what was that?
Wufei: *silence*
Quatre: Hi, I'm Quatre. What's your name?
Girl: *slowly lowers sword* .that'll teach you to treat me like that. *pays attention back to Quatre* Oh, I'm Lori Minomoto.
Quatre: Oh *reaches out to shake hand*
Lori: *shakes hand*
Heero: *interrupts* And just why are you here?
Lori: Oh, Duo said that I could get training lessons from someone here named Wu-Wu.
Wufei: *glares at Duo*
Duo: *sweatdrops*
Lori: Who's this Wu-Wu?
Duo: *points at Wufei* He is.
Lori: *glares* him.
Wufei: YES ME! THE NAMES WUFEI!
Lori: .oh.
Duo: I just call him that.
Lori: and I'm supposed to get lessons from this jerk.
Wufei: NO! I NEVER WAS HOLDING LESSONS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Duo: Come on Wu-Wu!
Wufei: NO!
Lori: If I may cut in-
Wufei: NO!
Lori: *draws sword at Wufei's throat* Now you listen here. And you listen well.I paid for these lessons and I plan to have them.
Wufei: *glares at Duo*
Duo: Come on! Lighten up!
Lori: QUIET!
Wufei/Duo: *silent*
Lori: .now, do I get my lessons? Or do I get my money back?
Wufei: MONEY!
Duo: LESSONS!
Lori: LOOK, IT'S RATHER ONE ORTHE OTHER!
Trowa: Well, what do you want?
Lori: Personally, I'd like the lessons.
Heero: Fine, Wufei, give her lessons.
Wufei: NO!
Heero: *pulls out gun* DO IT!
Wufei: *growls* DAMN YOU!
Quatre: Wufei, please.
Wufei: FINE, how long do I have to teach her?
*Everyone turns to Duo*
Lori: One month.
Wufei: WHAT?!?
Heero: *about to pull out gun*
Wufei: ALRIGHT!
Lori: *smiles* thankyou.
Wufei: .speak for yourself.
*Lori slept in the extra room*
*Next Day*
Wufei: *wakes up and gets dressed* 4:30 am, not bad. Time to start this useless training. *walks to Lori's room* wake up.
Lori: *wakes up* *looks at clock* 4:45, not bad.
Wufei: Whatever. Your training shall now begin. You have 15 minutes to be ready and outside. Starting now. *walks out of room*
*15 minutes later*
Lori: *runs outside to where Wufei is*
Wufei: you're on time, good.
Lori: *smirks* oh, since you're my trainer, what do I call you.
Wufei: Whatever you want.
Lori: Fine, can I call you Master Chang?
Wufei: Yeah, woman that'll do.
Lori: WOMAN! DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME THAT!
Wufei: I call you what I want until I feel you're up to my level.
Lori: UP TO _YOUR_ LEVEL!?!
Wufei: that's correct.
Lori: *growls*
Wufei: Shall we begin woman?
Lori: *annoyed* yes master Chang.
Wufei: Now, we shall start by ridding our minds of this world in deep meditation.
Lori: *nods seriously*
*they sit in meditation for 4 hours* ______
*by then Quatre, Trowa, and Heero are awake looking out the back door at Lori and Wufei meditating*
Heero: She'll put Wufei in his place.
Trowa: *nods*
Quatre: He's finally met his match and rival in a woman. Maybe Wufei can change?
Trowa: I'm guessing they're done meditating now *watching Wufei and Lori stand up* ______
Wufei: That was a good meditation.
Lori: *nods* What now Master Chang?
Wufei: Well woman, I'd like to see your skills. Can you show me all the skills you know of fighting?
Lori: sure.
Wufei: *sits down on grass and leans against tree to watch and see what Lori can do*
Lori: *takes a deep breath and begins*
*Lori was incredible. She started with the basics. Back flips, kicks, punches, triple kicks, double punches, etc. Then she went into doing the most dangerous moves known to man! Wufei was rather impressed. He'd never known a woman to be able to do all this.*
Lori: *finally finished after 3 hours of doing fighting techniques, takes a deep breath, bows, and stands there looking at Wufei for a response.*
Wufei: That was very good. You did well, but there is still more you need to learn. How old are you anyway?
Lori: I'm 14.
Wufei: *shocked* //she's a year younger than I am. // ______
*Duo was up now up, watching Lori and Wufei train*
Duo: Now that was cool.
Heero/Trowa: *nod*
Quatre: She can do almost everything Wufei can. ______
Wufei: that's enough for now. We'll practice again around 5 tonight.
Lori: *bows head*
Wufei: *walks away* *when he doesn't hear any footsteps behind him, he turns around*
*Lori was practicing again with her sword this time*
Wufei: .women.*walks into house*
*2 hours later*
Wufei: DAMNIT MAXWELL!
Duo: Uh.oh. *hears Wufei's voice*
Lori: *raises head from her laptop* what?
Duo: Wu-Wu figured out what I did to his stuff.
Quatre: Duo, don't tell me you did it again?
Duo: *nods sheepishly* yup.
Trowa: You're in for it now.
Wufei: MAAXWELL! *voice getting closer*
Duo: I'M OUTTA HERE! *runs out of room*
Lori: What was that all about?
Heero: *looks up from his laptop* nothing, just Duo's stupid tactics.
Lori: .o.k. *shrugs and goes back to her laptop*
Wufei: *runs into room with sword* WHERE IS HE?!?
Lori: who?
Wufei: DUO, YOU WOMAN! WHERE THE HELL IS THAT BASTARD?!?
Lori: *shrugs* left here earlier when he heard you.
Wufei: THAT BITCH! *runs away looking for Duo*
Lori: is THIS AN EVERYDAY THING?
Quatre: *nods weakly* pretty much.
Heero: we've gotten pretty used to this now. Duo pulls a prank on Wufei everyday between 3 and 5 pm.
Trowa: We've come up with a schedule, since this happens so often.
Lori: Man.those two need therapy or something.
Trowa: Already tried that.
Heero: Yeah, it's their human nature.
Lori: Those bakas.
Heero: Exactly what I was saying.
*5 pm* *Wufei and Lori train*
Lori: YAAAHH! *does a hard upright kick and tries to hit Wufei*
Wufei: *blocks* Come on, if you can't lie at least one hit on me, how can you expect to even be up to my level?
Lori: *does a spin kick* YAAHH!
Wufei: *misses block and gets kicked* Good, you're not as weak as I thought you were.
Lori: WEAK! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I MAY BE CALLED WOMAN! BUT I WILL NOT BE CALLED WEAK! *draws sword and points it at Wufei's throat* TAKE THAT BACK NOW!
Wufei: NO! MAKE ME! *draws sword as well*
Lori: FINE! *charges at Wufei with sword*
Wufei: *dodges* COME ON! IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?!?
Lori: YOU WISH! *does a back flip and tries slashing Wufei with sword*
Wufei: *doesn't dodge quick enough and gets a HUGE BLOODY wound on his face*
Lori: *gets hit by Wufei's sword as well and gets a wound on her arm*
*They both stop, breathing hard and glaring at each other*
Lori: *stands up* I've been called many things through my life, but weak is what most people misjudge me for. You make that mistake again and it may cost you your life. *glares at him then walks back into the house in silence*
Wufei: *grabs his sword and sits there for a minute*
*Lori walks into house*
Lori: *walks in avoiding the stares she was receiving from the pilots. She stares coldly at them and continues to walk away*
Duo: *walks up to Lori* Lori, you okay? Did Wu-Wu hurt you?
Lori: *glares at Duo*
Duo: *shocked at how cold she is* Are you okay?
Lori: *draws sword and points it at Duo's face* Don't you dare sympathize me?!? I AM NOT IN THE MOOD MAXWELL!
Duo: but you're hurt, I just wanna help- *interrupted*
Lori: *glares* .touch me and you'll regret the day you were born.
Quatre/Heero/Duo/Trowa: *shocked*
Lori: *lowers sword and walks upstairs to her room*
Wufei: *walks through door avoiding the stares he was getting*
Duo: HEY WU-WU-! YOU GOT HURT TOO?
Wufei: *glares* .can it Maxwell. *serious face*
Duo: *backs away trying not to get into the same situation he got in to with Lori* .sorry.
Wufei: *glares* .
Trowa: *thinks to self //bitch stealing my line //*
Quatre: Wufei, do you need help? That cut looks pretty deep.
Wufei: *glares coldly and walks upstairs to his room*
*Everyone stares at the stairs for a moment*
Duo: What was that all about?
Trowa: *shrugs* .not my problem.
Heero: *nods* . *turns back to laptop*
*2 days later*
Lori: *training in front yard*
Wufei: *training in backyard*
Duo: Man, this has been going on for 2 days.
Quatre: I know.
Trowa: I wonder how long this will last.
Heero: it will last as much as it has to.until they learn to accept and respect each other.
Trowa: *nods*
Quatre: I believe you're right
*2 hours later*
Wufei: *gets ready to walk through side door*
Lori: *gets ready to walk through side door as well*
Wufei: *stops and looks at Lori*
Lori: *stops as well*
Wufei: .um. look.I'm sorry.but I mentally consider people weaker than I am. Justice is what I believe in.
Lori: *shakes head* .I don't need your apology. I just want to be respected for who I am.I usually get this from men, but I just lost my cool that time.
Wufei: *nods* I understand you, but I consider all women weak. I don't fight bleeding hearts or women. That's just the way I am.
Lori: .then I' so sorry you feel that way *walks into the house leaving Wufei to think about what he just heard.*
Wufei: *growls* DAMNIT! THIS ONNA'S GETTING TO ME!
Quatre: What? *came outside*
Wufei: *growls* nothing. *walks in house*
Quatre: *grins* she's getting to him.
*Next Day*
Lori: *practicing outside*
Wufei *walks to behind her to talk*
Lori: YAAAHHH! *swings sword backward, does a flip and accidentally cuts off half of Wufei's hair on the left side of his head* uh.oh. *sees what she did*
Wufei: *bloods boiling, angry, and burning* ONNA!! HOW DARE YOU?!
Lori: um.um *her mind screamed 'RUN!'* *she ran towards the house*
Wufei: COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD! *runs after her*
Lori: *runs into house with Wufei hot in pursuit*
*everyone looks up from what they're doing*
Lori: ahhh!!!
Wufei: *growls* I'M GONNA BOIL YOU!
A/N: The "I'm gonna boil you" was Kaynoah's idea*
Lori/Wufei: *run up the stairs*
Everyone: *stares at the stairs for a moment*
*silence...................*
*quiet.....................*
*someone scratches head*
*cricket sounds*
Duo: *speaks first* What was that all about?
Trowa: *shrugs*
*Evening*
Wufei: *sitting in his room on his laptop*
*Suddenly, he gets an email.*
Wufei: I'll just print it out. *not even bothering to see who it was from*
*prints*
*5 minutes later*
*prints*
Wufei: Must be a mission *goes to look at printer* .oh my gods.
*1 hour later*
*still printing*
Wufei: MAXWELL!
*the papers read*
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*This has been printed 306 times and counting*
Wufei: Ahhh! MAXWELL! KISAMA!
*about to leave room but decides to wait until later. Turns off printer and walks into his bathroom*
*1 hour later*
Wufei: *he emerges from the bathroom. He had cut the other side of his hair cut the same length as the other side. It looked stylish, but it wasn't quite the same.* *His hair would grow back by the end of the week because he put 'Miracle Grow' in his hair.*
TBC.
****************** Hope you enjoyed that part, I'll try to update often!!! Bye bye and please review!!!
Author: Solo_02
Pairings: 1x2, 3+4, 5x?
Rating: R
Warnings: yaoi, lime, intended lemon, language, AU, violence, drugs, and songfic
Dedication: To my buddies, Nikki_7, Nasa, and Kaynoah_13_8
Disclaimers: Don't own, don't care, don't sue, and don't give a jolly-well-damn whether you like it or not
Notes: Kim, Never Knew, Criminal, and the Kiss by Eminem, and Chop Suey by Systems of A Down
Guns: 380 semiautomatic pistol, 38 revolver, magnum 44 pistol, AK- 47, Mac-11, nine, revolver, AK-74, 10 revolver, 357 Magnum
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Duo: Wufei, what's that move called?
Wufei: A kick Maxwell, a kick
Duo: cool.
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Duo: Who taught you those moves?
Wufei: .
Duo: I mean, you've been practicing everyday for 5 hours. You should start a training class.
Wufei: *rolls eyes* shut up Maxwell.
Duo: yea, but-
Wufei: *draws sword* I said shut the fuck up! You're ruining my concentration!!!
Duo: *gets up* alright geeze *walks inside house* Man! Why is Wufei so uptight?
Quatre: *sympathetic smile*
Heero: just leave him alone, that's just the way he is.
Duo: *walks into Wufei's Sword room* Cool! Look at this collection!
Wufei: *walks inform outside* Damnit Maxwell! GET OUT!
Duo: but I was just-
Wufei: *points sword at Duo's face* GET OUT NOW!
Duo: *runs to a case of swords against a wall & draws sword*
Wufei: PUT MY SWORD DOWN NOW! *charges at Duo*
Duo:*runs away with sword* Ahhh! *runs into living room where the pilots are* HELP!
Wufei: DAMN YOU MAXWELL! GIVE ME MY SWORD!
Duo: *kept on running*
Heero: Duo.just give him the damn sword.
Wufei: *finally catching up with the braided boy attempted to kill him with the sword*
Heero: *shakes head* .baka.
Trowa: He just never learns.
Duo: Ahhh!
Wufei: *throws sword at Duo and misses. The sword went into the wall*
Duo: YES!
Wufei: DAMN!
Quatre: YOU PUT A HOLE IN THROUGH MY WALL!
Wufei: *not paying attention* MAXWELL!
Duo: *runs around happily with Wufei's sword*
Wufei: *pulls out katana and chases after Duo*
Heero: *pulls out a 380 semiautomatic pistol* Duo, give Wufei the fucking sword and sit your ass down.now.
Duo: but-
Heero: *turns off safety lock*
Duo: Alright, damn. *hands Wufei sword and sits down*
Wufei: *begins to walk away*
Quatre: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Wufei: what?
Quatre: What?!? What?!? You just put a hole through my wall!
Wufei: I'll pay for it, geeze. *yanks sword out of wall* *walks away*
*NEXT DAY*
Wufei: *practicing*
*Duo went out for a while, to everyone's relief (accept Heero)*
Duo: *returns with a girl following behind him*
Wufei: what the.
Duo: .um.Wufei, remember when I recommended that you start your own training class?
Wufei: *silence, he knows what's coming*
Duo: Well, here's your first student.
Wufei: WHAT?!?
*the rest of the pilots enter room*
Quatre: What's going on in here?
Wufei: MAXWELL! *pulls out katana and charges at Maxwell* *missies* DAMN!
Trowa: *looks at girl* who're you?
Girl: Me, well I'm- *interrupted*
Wufei: I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE! MAXWELL, GET HER OUT OF HERE!
Girl: *looks hurt, then angry* WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Wufei: QUIET WOMAN!
Girl: *pulls out her own sword and points it at Wufei's throat* .what was that?
Wufei: *silence*
Quatre: Hi, I'm Quatre. What's your name?
Girl: *slowly lowers sword* .that'll teach you to treat me like that. *pays attention back to Quatre* Oh, I'm Lori Minomoto.
Quatre: Oh *reaches out to shake hand*
Lori: *shakes hand*
Heero: *interrupts* And just why are you here?
Lori: Oh, Duo said that I could get training lessons from someone here named Wu-Wu.
Wufei: *glares at Duo*
Duo: *sweatdrops*
Lori: Who's this Wu-Wu?
Duo: *points at Wufei* He is.
Lori: *glares* him.
Wufei: YES ME! THE NAMES WUFEI!
Lori: .oh.
Duo: I just call him that.
Lori: and I'm supposed to get lessons from this jerk.
Wufei: NO! I NEVER WAS HOLDING LESSONS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Duo: Come on Wu-Wu!
Wufei: NO!
Lori: If I may cut in-
Wufei: NO!
Lori: *draws sword at Wufei's throat* Now you listen here. And you listen well.I paid for these lessons and I plan to have them.
Wufei: *glares at Duo*
Duo: Come on! Lighten up!
Lori: QUIET!
Wufei/Duo: *silent*
Lori: .now, do I get my lessons? Or do I get my money back?
Wufei: MONEY!
Duo: LESSONS!
Lori: LOOK, IT'S RATHER ONE ORTHE OTHER!
Trowa: Well, what do you want?
Lori: Personally, I'd like the lessons.
Heero: Fine, Wufei, give her lessons.
Wufei: NO!
Heero: *pulls out gun* DO IT!
Wufei: *growls* DAMN YOU!
Quatre: Wufei, please.
Wufei: FINE, how long do I have to teach her?
*Everyone turns to Duo*
Lori: One month.
Wufei: WHAT?!?
Heero: *about to pull out gun*
Wufei: ALRIGHT!
Lori: *smiles* thankyou.
Wufei: .speak for yourself.
*Lori slept in the extra room*
*Next Day*
Wufei: *wakes up and gets dressed* 4:30 am, not bad. Time to start this useless training. *walks to Lori's room* wake up.
Lori: *wakes up* *looks at clock* 4:45, not bad.
Wufei: Whatever. Your training shall now begin. You have 15 minutes to be ready and outside. Starting now. *walks out of room*
*15 minutes later*
Lori: *runs outside to where Wufei is*
Wufei: you're on time, good.
Lori: *smirks* oh, since you're my trainer, what do I call you.
Wufei: Whatever you want.
Lori: Fine, can I call you Master Chang?
Wufei: Yeah, woman that'll do.
Lori: WOMAN! DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME THAT!
Wufei: I call you what I want until I feel you're up to my level.
Lori: UP TO _YOUR_ LEVEL!?!
Wufei: that's correct.
Lori: *growls*
Wufei: Shall we begin woman?
Lori: *annoyed* yes master Chang.
Wufei: Now, we shall start by ridding our minds of this world in deep meditation.
Lori: *nods seriously*
*they sit in meditation for 4 hours* ______
*by then Quatre, Trowa, and Heero are awake looking out the back door at Lori and Wufei meditating*
Heero: She'll put Wufei in his place.
Trowa: *nods*
Quatre: He's finally met his match and rival in a woman. Maybe Wufei can change?
Trowa: I'm guessing they're done meditating now *watching Wufei and Lori stand up* ______
Wufei: That was a good meditation.
Lori: *nods* What now Master Chang?
Wufei: Well woman, I'd like to see your skills. Can you show me all the skills you know of fighting?
Lori: sure.
Wufei: *sits down on grass and leans against tree to watch and see what Lori can do*
Lori: *takes a deep breath and begins*
*Lori was incredible. She started with the basics. Back flips, kicks, punches, triple kicks, double punches, etc. Then she went into doing the most dangerous moves known to man! Wufei was rather impressed. He'd never known a woman to be able to do all this.*
Lori: *finally finished after 3 hours of doing fighting techniques, takes a deep breath, bows, and stands there looking at Wufei for a response.*
Wufei: That was very good. You did well, but there is still more you need to learn. How old are you anyway?
Lori: I'm 14.
Wufei: *shocked* //she's a year younger than I am. // ______
*Duo was up now up, watching Lori and Wufei train*
Duo: Now that was cool.
Heero/Trowa: *nod*
Quatre: She can do almost everything Wufei can. ______
Wufei: that's enough for now. We'll practice again around 5 tonight.
Lori: *bows head*
Wufei: *walks away* *when he doesn't hear any footsteps behind him, he turns around*
*Lori was practicing again with her sword this time*
Wufei: .women.*walks into house*
*2 hours later*
Wufei: DAMNIT MAXWELL!
Duo: Uh.oh. *hears Wufei's voice*
Lori: *raises head from her laptop* what?
Duo: Wu-Wu figured out what I did to his stuff.
Quatre: Duo, don't tell me you did it again?
Duo: *nods sheepishly* yup.
Trowa: You're in for it now.
Wufei: MAAXWELL! *voice getting closer*
Duo: I'M OUTTA HERE! *runs out of room*
Lori: What was that all about?
Heero: *looks up from his laptop* nothing, just Duo's stupid tactics.
Lori: .o.k. *shrugs and goes back to her laptop*
Wufei: *runs into room with sword* WHERE IS HE?!?
Lori: who?
Wufei: DUO, YOU WOMAN! WHERE THE HELL IS THAT BASTARD?!?
Lori: *shrugs* left here earlier when he heard you.
Wufei: THAT BITCH! *runs away looking for Duo*
Lori: is THIS AN EVERYDAY THING?
Quatre: *nods weakly* pretty much.
Heero: we've gotten pretty used to this now. Duo pulls a prank on Wufei everyday between 3 and 5 pm.
Trowa: We've come up with a schedule, since this happens so often.
Lori: Man.those two need therapy or something.
Trowa: Already tried that.
Heero: Yeah, it's their human nature.
Lori: Those bakas.
Heero: Exactly what I was saying.
*5 pm* *Wufei and Lori train*
Lori: YAAAHH! *does a hard upright kick and tries to hit Wufei*
Wufei: *blocks* Come on, if you can't lie at least one hit on me, how can you expect to even be up to my level?
Lori: *does a spin kick* YAAHH!
Wufei: *misses block and gets kicked* Good, you're not as weak as I thought you were.
Lori: WEAK! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I MAY BE CALLED WOMAN! BUT I WILL NOT BE CALLED WEAK! *draws sword and points it at Wufei's throat* TAKE THAT BACK NOW!
Wufei: NO! MAKE ME! *draws sword as well*
Lori: FINE! *charges at Wufei with sword*
Wufei: *dodges* COME ON! IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?!?
Lori: YOU WISH! *does a back flip and tries slashing Wufei with sword*
Wufei: *doesn't dodge quick enough and gets a HUGE BLOODY wound on his face*
Lori: *gets hit by Wufei's sword as well and gets a wound on her arm*
*They both stop, breathing hard and glaring at each other*
Lori: *stands up* I've been called many things through my life, but weak is what most people misjudge me for. You make that mistake again and it may cost you your life. *glares at him then walks back into the house in silence*
Wufei: *grabs his sword and sits there for a minute*
*Lori walks into house*
Lori: *walks in avoiding the stares she was receiving from the pilots. She stares coldly at them and continues to walk away*
Duo: *walks up to Lori* Lori, you okay? Did Wu-Wu hurt you?
Lori: *glares at Duo*
Duo: *shocked at how cold she is* Are you okay?
Lori: *draws sword and points it at Duo's face* Don't you dare sympathize me?!? I AM NOT IN THE MOOD MAXWELL!
Duo: but you're hurt, I just wanna help- *interrupted*
Lori: *glares* .touch me and you'll regret the day you were born.
Quatre/Heero/Duo/Trowa: *shocked*
Lori: *lowers sword and walks upstairs to her room*
Wufei: *walks through door avoiding the stares he was getting*
Duo: HEY WU-WU-! YOU GOT HURT TOO?
Wufei: *glares* .can it Maxwell. *serious face*
Duo: *backs away trying not to get into the same situation he got in to with Lori* .sorry.
Wufei: *glares* .
Trowa: *thinks to self //bitch stealing my line //*
Quatre: Wufei, do you need help? That cut looks pretty deep.
Wufei: *glares coldly and walks upstairs to his room*
*Everyone stares at the stairs for a moment*
Duo: What was that all about?
Trowa: *shrugs* .not my problem.
Heero: *nods* . *turns back to laptop*
*2 days later*
Lori: *training in front yard*
Wufei: *training in backyard*
Duo: Man, this has been going on for 2 days.
Quatre: I know.
Trowa: I wonder how long this will last.
Heero: it will last as much as it has to.until they learn to accept and respect each other.
Trowa: *nods*
Quatre: I believe you're right
*2 hours later*
Wufei: *gets ready to walk through side door*
Lori: *gets ready to walk through side door as well*
Wufei: *stops and looks at Lori*
Lori: *stops as well*
Wufei: .um. look.I'm sorry.but I mentally consider people weaker than I am. Justice is what I believe in.
Lori: *shakes head* .I don't need your apology. I just want to be respected for who I am.I usually get this from men, but I just lost my cool that time.
Wufei: *nods* I understand you, but I consider all women weak. I don't fight bleeding hearts or women. That's just the way I am.
Lori: .then I' so sorry you feel that way *walks into the house leaving Wufei to think about what he just heard.*
Wufei: *growls* DAMNIT! THIS ONNA'S GETTING TO ME!
Quatre: What? *came outside*
Wufei: *growls* nothing. *walks in house*
Quatre: *grins* she's getting to him.
*Next Day*
Lori: *practicing outside*
Wufei *walks to behind her to talk*
Lori: YAAAHHH! *swings sword backward, does a flip and accidentally cuts off half of Wufei's hair on the left side of his head* uh.oh. *sees what she did*
Wufei: *bloods boiling, angry, and burning* ONNA!! HOW DARE YOU?!
Lori: um.um *her mind screamed 'RUN!'* *she ran towards the house*
Wufei: COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD! *runs after her*
Lori: *runs into house with Wufei hot in pursuit*
*everyone looks up from what they're doing*
Lori: ahhh!!!
Wufei: *growls* I'M GONNA BOIL YOU!
A/N: The "I'm gonna boil you" was Kaynoah's idea*
Lori/Wufei: *run up the stairs*
Everyone: *stares at the stairs for a moment*
*silence...................*
*quiet.....................*
*someone scratches head*
*cricket sounds*
Duo: *speaks first* What was that all about?
Trowa: *shrugs*
*Evening*
Wufei: *sitting in his room on his laptop*
*Suddenly, he gets an email.*
Wufei: I'll just print it out. *not even bothering to see who it was from*
*prints*
*5 minutes later*
*prints*
Wufei: Must be a mission *goes to look at printer* .oh my gods.
*1 hour later*
*still printing*
Wufei: MAXWELL!
*the papers read*
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*This has been printed 306 times and counting*
Wufei: Ahhh! MAXWELL! KISAMA!
*about to leave room but decides to wait until later. Turns off printer and walks into his bathroom*
*1 hour later*
Wufei: *he emerges from the bathroom. He had cut the other side of his hair cut the same length as the other side. It looked stylish, but it wasn't quite the same.* *His hair would grow back by the end of the week because he put 'Miracle Grow' in his hair.*
TBC.
****************** Hope you enjoyed that part, I'll try to update often!!! Bye bye and please review!!!