Chapter One
Hufflepuffs
Things at Hogwarts had been pretty quiet. Well, until Fred and George Weasley began to get ideas. These ideas spawned a marathon of pranks that left no student, teacher, or otherwise unimportant character untouched by their insanity. no one knew where these ideas came from, or how to stop them. All they could do was wait until the twins left the school.
The first bit of mischief happened one fine Wednesday morning, right around breakfast time.
The mail owls had arrived, as usual, and delivered the mail, as usual. Most people agree that the Weasley twins were both grinning when they received their mail.
Now, most of the school knew that grinning twins were never a good sign. Not in Hogwarts, anyway.
Well, the twins both read whatever the note said, grabbed their spoons, got up, and walked over to the Hufflepuff table.
"Ready, Fred?"
"Ready, George."
And so, the two twins raised their spoons and poked the closest Hufflepuffs.
"You know, Fred," George said so that everyone could hear them, "The Hufflepuff colors do make them look like they're covered in bees."
"You are absolutely right, George."
I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees."
AN: My first attempt at a cross between a crackfic and a mystery. Help is appreciated.