Disclaimer;; Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse © Stephenie Meyer. even though I am not using her story line, just here characters for this little tid-bit.
A/N;; okay so… I was talking with my friend and she was going on about how everyone is all "Edward!" or "Jacob!" and no one is ever "Jasper!" cuz she loves Jasper. Then my brain, being it's all powerful awesomeness, went "what if Jasper snapped and decided to take over the world? He could do it you know, make every body love him." So this is my scenario, a waaaaay over exaggeration.
Jasper's Journals
obsession-rules-me, yuki – sama
I step out into the sunlight, not caring what the Volturi will do to me. I can handle them. I can handle anybody; all I have to do is change their emotions.
Alice, Emmett and Edward stare at me from the shadows; I don't really know where Rosalie is, maybe with Charlisle and Esme, like it would really matter. I've made up my mind, no one can stop me. I look over my shoulder and see Edward looking like he wants to kill me, Emmett like a big confused bear and Alice… oh Alice, you knew I'd do this all along, didn't you? Of course, I can see it in your eyes--
A.N;; Okay. I am making this waaay to serious. So if you like that (points up) tell me and I might finish it buut I am gonna do this in screenplay format so get ready, get set, GO!!
Jasper: (runs into a sea of people in the middle of the day) LOVE ME!! ALL OF YOU!! LOVE MEEE!!
(Waiting in the shadows is Alice Emmett and Edward)
Alice: oh my, he's finally snapped. (places hand on her cheek and sighs)
Emmett: you knew he'd do that (points to Jasper, who is standing in the middle of people bowing down to him) and you didn't think to tell any of us?!
Alice: (smiles knowingly) well, you can't say you didn't see this coming? He can control people's emotions, what did you think he would do when he finally snapped?
Edward: eat a kitten. (Alice and Emmett look at him in disbelief) or a puppy. One of the two.
Alice: (laughs) now that I was not expecting! (looks towards Jasper, cups hands around her mouth, making a mega-phone) Go honey, go! Make them all love you, but not as much as I do
Edward: don't cheer him on! He might hurt someone! (yells towards Jasper) You better not hurt the people, Jasper! We love the people, remember?!
Jasper: (laughs hysterically) you are all puppets for me to control!! Dance, puppet, DANCE!
Person: (looks at him like he is nuts)
Jasper: or not. That's cool too.
Emmett: (laughs) dumb ass.
Obsession-rules-me - and there you have it. Short, sweet and to the point. Kinda.
Not as funny as I thought it was gonna be but oh well, this is good too.
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