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Rated: T (for implications)
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Pie is Sexy
(in P.O.V of some mail-man.)
I was driving my mail carriage towards the Phantomhive estate that morning, sipping on a steaming cup of tea. I was expecting to be greeted by their gardener who was always tending to the garden with a perky smile in place but was surprised when I arrived that he was no where to be seen. Naturally, I went to knock on the door to announce my presence when suddenly a loud, earth shattering scream came from the mannor. I nearly jumped out of my skin in alarm! I went to turn back to my carriage to rush and tell the Yard but halted at the sound of a voice saying "Oh god, its everywhere! All over my chest and, ahh i'm going to need a bath!"
My eyes grew wide. What was going on in there? More curious than freaked out, I pressed my ear against the large door and listened.
"White really is your color, bocchan."
"Bet you wish you could cover me in this stuff all the time, dont you?"
"of course not, young master."
"Isnt it too early for this kind of thing?"
"Afraid of a little taboo?"
"Oh my gawd he's got whipped cream~! Sebastian, you're amazing."
"I knew you'd submit. Ahh exelent~ now make sure to lick it clean when your finished."
"Wait, we can't eat it like this, that's filthy!"
"Oh, are you afraid to get a little dirty, Bocchan?"
"Hell no! Id just rather not get all sticky~ ahh."
"Oh, I think we have a guest listening on the other side."
My eyes widened and a blush coated my cheeks. I've been discovered! But how? The door opened and I nearly fell forward but was caught by a man clad in black with raven hair and red eyes. "Having fun ease dropping?" he asked. I stared at him, widened eyed, before taking the chance to peer around him. What I saw did not match what I was hearing. I saw an ash-haired boy with a piece of pie in his hand and a splotch of whipped cream on his face and shirt as if it had been smashed there. I felt so stupid and wished to bang my head against a wall. Why did I jump to such conclusions? "Would you like to come in for some pie?" the butler asked with a smile. I just shook my head and handed him the mail.
"No, I'm not hungry. Thank you for your time." and with that, I left- red faced and ready for bed even in the early morning.
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