Once upon a time, there existed a fox known as Tails by his friends. However, due to unforeseen circumstances. His parents had tragicaly...left him a mansion while they moved to their new home at the beach. The tragic part, he can't afford to pay any of it. Working odd jobs, Miles will encounter friends, girls, rivals, enemys, in the crazy screwed up world of the sonic universe.

Lets see how far we go before we break him.

Episode 1 - The First Odd Job

"Is he ready to pilot the mecha?" Asked a brunette with short cut hair with a lab coat. "Lets ask him, fox boy, do you feel all right?" Asked a man right next to the woman who had simply wore a black leather jacket with blue jeans. Both had been behind glass as a giant robot had risen from the huge room. "How did I get here..." Tails asked himself as he began to remember what had happened earlier.

Flashback

Tails had been walking down the sidewalk at station square. Because he had only been skilled with machines, he needed a job that would pay him money. Sadly, the best he could find was to test pilot a giant robot. Because of the huge morality rate, and deaths of other people. It was a surprise that this company hadn't been in trouble yet. But since the money he would get would be enough to pay for his mansion for nearly a month, he decided to go for it.

Flashback ended

"Ready, launch the...have we given this thing a name yet?" Asked the man. "Lets just call it a...Gun Lion?" The brunette said. "But wouldnt we have to give it a gun?" The male scientist asked her. "Did people die having to listen to the both of you? Just think of something already!" Tails had said harshly to the two of them. "Fine then, LAUNCH EVADOM!" The male had yelled. "Is that the best you co-AHH!" Tails had yelled as his robot was launched out of the center and at the outskirts of station square. The robot had no landng spot.

"Fox, are you alright?" The brunette asked. Tails only replied in gibberish after his fall. "Should we add another one to the casualtys?" Asked the male. "Yeah, we lost another one." The brunette said as she turned off all communications with Tails and his robot. "I'm fine, let me get myself up first." Tails said as the inside of the cock pit had been flashing red and blaring an alarm. "WARNING, WARNING, CASUALTY DETECTED, STARTING SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE." The voice rang as Tails quickly left the robot that had put itself on self destruct.

"Crap, the doors are shut!" Tails said as he noticed the robot was sending it self to the ocean. "AUTO PILOT ENGAGED, SELF DESTRUCT IN 1 MINUTE." The alarm had blared while Tails had been trying to find a way to escape. Hidden underneath his seat had been an eject switch. After he had pushed it, an axe was swung right behind him. "That explains the casualtys from before..." Tails said as he pushed the eject button once more to remove the axe from its spot. After breaking through the glass. He safely flew away from the robot that had blown up in the water.

After a walk back to the base, he entered the room angrily to find both people making out in the floor. "You tried to kill me!" Tails said as the woman fixed her hair. "Sorry about that...when the people dont respond after the launch, we usually assume they already died." She said as the man behind her had taken out money. "Your the first one to come back alive, so-" He was cut off as Tails snatched the money from his hand and angrily walked out the door. "YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR MAKE OUT SESSION NOW!" He said slamming the door.

End

Authors Note: Yeah I know, no girls introduced. But I hope I made it clear that tails is gonna go through a lot of crap in this fanfic before its over. Also, expect to see the brunette and man again.