Jenonca- ok here is a hint a Draco and harry pairing. Hermione walks by a classroom and she hears noises. Hermione has a perverted mind LOL. Please read and review thanks

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Hermione granger, the know it all, as she is called at least twice a day by Ron Weasley, is currently walking down the 3 floor corridor of Hogwarts school. Hermione came to a sudden halt as raised voices floated out from a near by classroom.

"YOU'RE NOT PUTTING IT THERE"

"Why not potter?"

Hermione dared not believe her ears. What was MALFOY doing with Harry? Surely this is innocent she thought desperately.

"Fine I'll put in here potter, is that better?"

THUD

"ARGGH MALFOY YOU BASTARD THAT HURT, GET IT OUT"

"No Potter, I'll rather stay here, more pain for you the better I feel"

Hermione couldn't belive what she was hearing. Another thud was heard.

"OW"

"Stop being a pussy I'm nearly finished"

"Stop being rough" Harry's voice floated out.

"Nearly there"

Hermione hurried down the hall. She made a mental note to corner Harry about having sex with Malfoy.

Meanwhile in the classroom

Harry sucked his bruised thumb. Malfoy had finished nailing in the last nail of the book shelf he was working on.

"damn Dumbledore forcing us to build this together" cursed Malfoy "and by hand is just plain nasty"

"Poor Malfoy scared of a an ickle little muggle tool" Harry taunted.

"Fuck off" the blonde waved the Hammer at Harry. He then smirked at Harry and said.

"You know Potter to someone out there it sounded like we where having sex"

Harry narrowed his eyes. "No it didn't"

"Yes it did"

"DIDN'T"

"DID"

"DIDN'T"

"DID"

"Does it matter?"

Malfoy shrugged "no" there was a moment of silence until Malfoy said.

"You'd want me if you where gay"

"Fuck off" Harry glared "even if I was I'd have better taste than you ferret"

"Admit it Potter I make you horny"

"No you don't"

"I do"

"DON'T"

"DO"

"DON'T"

"DO"

"DON'T"

"DO"

"DON'T"

"Come on Potter I'm the best looking guy in school, everyone wants me including you" Malfoy laughed.

"That may be apparent on some other planet but this earth Malfoy"

"So you do want me"

"What are you god's gift"

"No but it wouldn't that be interesting"

"Malfoy I'd rather screw Voldermort than ever fuck you cause that's how much I hate you"

Malfoy laughed "you don't have to like me to fuck me Potter"

Harry shot Malfoy a look that clearly said drop dead.

"you know Malfoy I never knew you wanted me so bad that you'll hint heavily at me" Harry said trying to sound serious.

"ha why would I want you lightning boy" Malfoy glared "I was only saying you would coz I'm sexy"

"Screw you I'm going to my common room"

And with that Harry swept out of the room pissed off.

"Come to the dark side Potter, they have cookies, not wait they have me" Malfoy called laughing at how he had annoyed Potter.

'Annoying potter is one of my favorite things and it's even better as gryffindore's are idiots" Malfoy thought.

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So what do you think? Any good please review thanks.