Sollux stared at the beans in John's hands longingly. He wanted those beans. He wanted them with all his troll heart's might. He desired their beany flesh and smooth, shiny surface. He loved how when they were cold, they were hard and when they were warm, they were soft. He loved how similar he was to them. The bipolar nature, the desire that pulsated from them, the wondrous, lovely shape. EVERYONE wanted them.
Sollux stared at the beans once more. The force of his passion caused John to relinquish them to him with a weird look. Obviously, he was jealous of Sollux's new love.
Lovingly, Sollux stroked them. They were his at last.