Dear Rosie, I hate you
Dear Rosie,
I hate you.
I hate everything about you.
I hate your hair. I hate its orange/red/brown colour. It reminds me of red carrots which I also hate. I hate that your hair is so big and messy and I can't see Professor Flitwick when you sit in front of me in Charms (not that I can see him anyway, but you get the point). It also has recognizible smell – one that I cannot quite identify. It kinda smells like oranges dipped in chocolate and covered with cinnamon. But whatever it is, I don't like it. I don't know which shampoo you use, but don't use it anymore. That smell is driving me crazy.
I also hate your eyes. I hate the way you look at me. It's like you can see right through me, past my ridiculously good looking exterior into my equally amazing soul and you can stand all that awesomeness so sometimes you refuse to even look at me. And I hate that even more. I hate the fact that yor eyes are brown. Brown. The most boring eye colour ever. But also the warmest eye colour ever. I hate that your eyes are so warm while the words you say so cold and harsh.
Speaking of the things you say, let me just say that I hate everything that you say. Wether it's the (correct)answer to Professor Longbottom's question, a piece of gossip you share with your friends (I hate them too, by the way) or a witty comeback to my brilliant insults. I hate all of it because I hate your voice. Your voice gives me chills. And I hate your sense of humor. Your sarcasm. Your irony. The list goes on and on.
Oh and by the way, I hate that you're top of the class in every subject. Stop being such a know-it-all, it's annoying. You know every book back and forth, your thirst for knowledge is unquenchable, you're probably the only person who has actually read Hogwarts: A History and your favourite place in the entire school is library. I hate that I could only beat you in Quidditch and that's only because you can't hold a broom to save your life and that's only because you can't learn that just from books. (Ha!)
Of course there are other things I hate about you, but to write them all would take an eternity.
But out of all the things I hate about you, I hate you most for making me fall in love with you.
Ridiculously-handsome-your-one-and-only,
Scorpius
A/N This is my first story so if you're going to leave a review, please be nice :) Constructive criticism is welcome, of course.