Kingdom Crazies
Ch.1 You Wacked My Brain Out
Me: Muwahahahaaa! Time to torture Sora!
Sora: AWWW...Why me?
Me: Because its the funniest if you go insane.
Sora: Why can't you make Goofy go insane? Nobody likes him anyway.
Me: Because I am the authoress. And Goofy is messed up enough. Poor guy. And I have the power! ("I Got The Power" comes on.)
Sora: Your evil, do you know that?
Me: Now why would you say that? (has bloody knife behind back) (heres someone shout "MY LEGS!" painfully in the background.)
Sora: Oh, well. Just tell the story.
Sora was with Donald, Goofy, and Riku at Traverse Town in the second district. Sora thought it would be fun if him and Riku did old times by battling with wooden swords, to see who was the better keyblader. Riku was stubborn at first. Wooden swords? He thought it was childish, but Sora talked him into it.
"Oh, c'mon Riku!"
"No, way! Wooden swords is dumb. Why cant we fight with our keyblades?"
"Becuase we could damage ourselves with them."
"Oh...Cant we use something else? BESIDES wooden swords?"
"Wooden swords is the safest though."
"Fine, you know what? Just forget it."
"Your right. I don't need a battle to prove I could beat you."
Riku turned and looked at him daringly.
"What did you say?"
"Nothing."
"Yeah, thats what I thought."
"Except the part that I could whoop your ass."
"Buuurn!" Donald said jumping up and down excitingly.
Riku glared at Donald.
"Fine, lets play."
He then grabbed the wooden sword. Sora then did the excact same thing. They then started to attack each other. Whack, whack, dodge, whack, roll, whack, dodge, jump, roll, whack, whack, whack, duck, roll...Am I irritating you? Riku then did one mighty leap and whacked the crap out of Sora on the head. He forgot to block. Sora fell over backwards. Riku stopped and ran to him, knowing that he hitted him too hard.
"SORA!" Donald and Goofy both yelled.
"Are you okay?" Riku asked worringly.
Sora got up shakily and his eyes rolled all around in his head.
"Yeeeup!" Sora said in a funny voice.
"Maybe you should lie down back in one of the hotel rooms." Riku mentioned.
"That sounds good." Sora said in the same funny voice and walked to the hotel wobbily.
"You guys should go with him." Riku called to Donald and Goofy.
They did as they were told. When they were out of site, Riku then let out the gas he was holding.
(Back to talking with Sora)
Sora: Hee, hee. That was funny what you did with Riku.
Me: (nodding) Yeah it was.
Riku: I wouldn't do that! YOU ARE ALL DERRANGED!
Me: Muwahahaahahaha! I shall torture the people of Kingdom Hearts!
(Sora giggles)
Riku: Thats creepy. Sora giggles?
Sora: A guy can't giggle anymore? Jeez, you people are derranged.
Riku: Guys didn't ever giggle anyway.
Sora irritated: SHUT UP! (pouts)
Me: Tee, hee. This is fun!