If Sasuke Actually Came Back
disclaimer- i do not own Naruto
AN: Ok so I was watching some Shippuden last night and I was thinking about how the town would react if Sauske actually came back.. This is what I think might happen. Oh by the way this is a parody. Big time.
It was a sunny day in Konaha the birds were chirping, the children were playing and all was calm. Until a certain emo walked up to the gate. The guards were so shocked that they didn't do anything to stop rogue ninja who is part of the acatski and possibly there to harm them from entering the village. After about 20 seconds the hidden leaf Sauske fan girls noticed that the man of their dreams who has that dreamy I-don't-care-about-anything-but-revenge look in his eyes. The squeals and screaming of "OH MY GAWSH ITS SASUKE" could be heard from a mile away.
"OH MY FREAKING SEXY JUTSU ITS SASUKE!" Naruto screamed. This was the moment he has been waiting for for so many years. The dude who constantly bullied him (but was secretly his gay lover) and ditched him to give his body to a dude who puked snakes had finally returned. He was so fabulously happy he thought he might die.
Sasuke then casually said, "Sorry for doing this Naruto but I'm still addicted to revenge and what not so don't take this personally but I'm going to have to kill us all – "
SASUKE DETONATES A BOMB AND KILLS EVERYONE IN THE VILLAGE.
The end.