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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
It was a quiet peaceful afternoon on the top of a telephone pole in the middle of the desert... not that
Odd dellirobia and ulrich stern were caring too much with that as they currently more surprised by the
fact they were chained to it as well as the fact that-
AHHHH! WERE NAKED!
What the (bleep) did you do!? Shouted an irritated and mortified ulrich
Me!? Exclaimed an equally mortified Odd
Don't give me that! Snarled ulrich, one moment were in kadic academy, the next your magic trick
emits smoke and now were here!
all I was doing was practicing from "uncle Mojo's book of magic"! Defended Odd, It was just a simple
"Hare" removal spell!
Meanwhile: in odd and ulrich's dorm room
a now hairless dog named kiwi whines.
Ulrich just shook his head in frustration. Look, whatever, I'll hurt you for this later! right now we need
to get home...or at least some pants before someone see's us!
Odd reluctantly nodded. Okay, but first things first, we need to get down from here.
Ulrich quickly thought up a plan. Try and slip your scrawny wrists out of the chains- and if you say
your "just svelte", so help me I will scream until someone sees us!
Fine. said odd with annoyance.
After much effort he worked his wrist free...only for both of them to realize that them being connected
was the only thing keeping them from falling...right into a cactus patch.
The tranquil desert quite was shattered by the screams of young-in's
a few hours later...
Both odd and ulrich were less then thrilled with their current endeavor of staying off the main road
while covering their respective shames with roadside trash.
Uh, ulrich? can we trade? I don't want girls seeing this "dinky" brand chips bag covering me and
get the wrong idea.
Ulrich just growled. quite complaining! at least your thing covers you front and back! I have to hold
this soup can that only covers the front!
Odd gave him a questioning glare. Well then I guess you wouldn't mind trading your "extra large"
brand soup can for my "dinky" chip bag, then?
Ulrich, suddenly very flustered and reluctant, darted his eye's around for a distraction. Oh! uhhhhh-
Hey! look! It's Milly and Tamiya!
They had just walk up to a very naked Tamiya and Milly chained to a tree
Oh, wow. It really is them said a surprised Ulrich.
uncle Mojo's book of magic? asked Odd.
Yep, said a very resigned Milly.
they should really ban that, noted Ulrich shaking his head
Milly, looks down and giggles. "The" Odd Dellirobia covered with a "dinky" bag? of all the times not to have my camera!
And that's when odd snapped. alright! that's it! give me the soup can!
both boys are suddenly fighting tooth and nail, oblivious to the loss of their coverings and the
appreciation of their reluctant audience.
Wow, said Milly through a nosebleed
Camera or not this makes up for everything! Said an equally appreciative Tamiya.
And the enjoyment continued...
Until the boys roll off a nearby cliff.
TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want!