BtVS/One Piece

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'Goddamn Snyder' Xander thought viciously. Instead of his and the rest of the Scoobies first completely stress free day off from monster slaying and they had been saddled with a bunch of kids that they had chaperone from house to house. And that is why he was stuck in this costume shop looking for a cheap costume so Snyder wouldn't give him detention for the rest of his life.

He looked through the costumes that lined the clothes racks and props that filled the shelves. Buffy and Willow were off to the side as his blonde haired crush admired a dress of a 17th century noblewoman. 'Probably for Angel' he sighed. What did captain hair-gel have that he didn't? Other than his lack of personality.

He was so caught up in his thoughts that he nearly jumped a foot into the air when a voice with a distinct British accent appeared behind him "Can I help you young man?"

Xander chuckled as he looked at the shop's owner "Uh, I was looking for a gun so I could go as a soldier. But you didn't have any guns left so now I'm just looking for something cheap."

The man smiled pleasantly "I have exactly what you need." He led Xander to the counter and went into the back room and came out with a strange assortment of clothes "This costume was originally meant for a costume store that specialized in cosplay, but I received it by accident. No one else had any interest it so I don't see why I couldn't sell it to you for, say… ten dollars."

Xander happily paid the money and made his way back home. He had his costume, now he just needed to get ready for a night of candy and no vampires.

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Joyce opened the door and was met by Alexander Harris in a somewhat strange costume. A flamboyant yellow striped suit with a button up shirt and purple tie, white shoes, and some sort of Navy coat draped over his shoulders. She happily greeted him "Well hello there Xander" and asked the obvious question "who are you supposed to be?"

He grinned and answered simply "Borsalino."

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Borsalino, more commonly known by his marine alias Admiral Kizaru, looked around at the strange surroundings. Unfamiliar and strange monsters running around would have caused people to question their sanity, but the admiral just smiled his whimsical smile "Well this is straaaanngee. This place is pretty scary."

Just as calmly he glowed with a yellow light and disappeared in a beam that shot forward, bouncing off windows as he traveled around the strange town. Meanwhile a red headed girl ran to where she thought her Xander-shaped friend would be "Huh, but I thought…" She groaned in frustration "Okay then I'll just find Buffy and then find Xander later. Oh I hope he's okay" she said in worry.

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Spike looked around at the various monsters that ran through the streets causing chaos. He put on his game face and smiled happily "Well, this is just neat."

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Borsalino looked down at the pirate. The man was ridiculously stereotypical for a pirate, eyepatch, bandana, earrings; it was kind of insulting that an admiral was the only one around to deal with this kind of trash but it had to be done. He smiled at the growling, smirking pirate who said "Arr, look at this bloke dressed up in his fancy suit. How 'bout you give it over before I run ye' through."

The admiral just kept smiling "Wow, your pretty scary."

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He looked down at the group. The red head and the girl in the fancy dress looked familiar and the two wearing leather with gelled hair made him angry for some reason that was lost to him. The blonde one was approaching the dressing wearing so he decided he should probably get involved. Plus he was bored.

A flash of yellow light brought everyone's attention to the smirking yellow suited admiral. Spike grinned "Well if it isn't the Slayer's little sidekick." He looked at the terrified Slayer and then at the transformed Xander "Might as well have a little snack."

Borsalino just kept grinning "Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?"

Everybody looked at him in confusion as Spike's eyebrows shot up his brow "What?"

The glowing leg crashed into Spike's head and propelled him through the wall of the warehouse and out the adjacent wall. The other transformed monsters looked at the destroyed wall and hightailed it the hell out there. The members of the Scooby gang just stared at Borsalino in shock. The questions they wanted to ask were stopped as the wave magic freed everyone from their costumes. The teenager who was an admiral for a night made his way home in a daze.

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"You tried to fight my shiny kitten" Drusilla said airily as she looked at the bandaged form of her lover. Spike growled in response, or at least he tried to. Most of his bones were shattered and his skull was nearly turned into mush. If not for a vampire's natural durability and healing he would already be dead.

Drusilla just kept smiling "My kitten is so shiny now. Like a pillar of light."

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"Oh man what vampire punched me in the face and where was Buffy when you need her" Xander moaned as he pushed himself out of his bed clutching his head. He had memories from last night, but they were blurry. He looked towards his open bathroom door and forced himself to move towards it. Suddenly he felt like he was being compressed as he shot towards the bathroom as a beam of light. He bounced off his mirror and hit the wall in his human form. As he slid down the wall he said the only thing he could.

"That's not normal."

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"G-man we need to talk" He said desperately as he followed the librarian around the library.

"How many times have I told you not to call me that Xander" the irate Englishman said as he continued to stack books.

"This is serious" he continued to plead desperately.

Giles stopped in front one of the tables and slammed the box of books down onto it. He turned to face Xander with a look of annoyance on his face "What could possibly be so important that must interrupt me while I am working."

The teenager pulled out the axe he had been carrying under his shirt and sliced off his hand. Giles looked at his in shock "XANDER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"

Xander just stood calmly as the hand broke down into particles of light and rebuilt itself at his wrist. Giles looked at the hand in bewilderment.

"That's not normal."

"That's what I said."

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"Fool, no weapon forged can hurt me" the Judge said as he stared at the Scooby Gang, Drusilla and Angelus at his back.

Xander just smirked "Pretty sure light isn't forged." He pointed his finger right at the Judge and thin beam of light shot out. Judge couldn't do anything as the light hit him and he was torn to pieces by the explosive light.

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"Anybody ever tell you that suit you're wearing makes you look gay?"

"Anybody ever tell you that dress you are wearing makes you look like a slut?"

Xander smiled at the glaring hell-goddess across from him. After he dealt with Angelus his association with the Scoobies had been chilly at best. He rarely talked to them save for Cordy and the new girl Faith. The only time they really interacted is when Giles called him in to deal with a big bad. Otherwise he spent most of his time hunting demons and vamps. Occasionally in L.A. with Angel funnily enough; the guy he killed was the one he ended up hanging with most.

But it was big bad time again and he had to save their asses. He had already saved Dawn now he just needed to deal with blonde while the other blonde glared at his back "What are you doing here Xander."

He looked at the petite Slayer "Just saving your ass."

"Hey asshole I'm over here" the dress wearing goddess said.

Xander looked at her and smiled "Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?"

"Huh?"

Glory was thrown back through several walls and laid groaning on the ground. Rubbing her bruised forehead she pushed herself up "Was that supposed to hurt? I AM A HELL-GODDE-"

Another flash of light and another painful impact, this time to her abdomen. She was sent flying back clutching her stomach. With an angry growl she pushed herself back up "Who the hell are you!"

Particles of light formed together into the man with the yellow suit who was attacking her. He stood barely a foot in front of her as she kept trying to push herself of her knees. As he looked down at her his smile grew even bigger "Me? I'm just a yellow monkey."

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Due to my computer problems I lost the nearly finished chapter of Shadow's Apprentice and half finished chapter of Naruto's Stand. Given how annoyed I was and how many ideas I have bouncing around in my skull I decided to write a couple of drabbles.

-Bemmybean