Authors Note: This is an experiment… Like most FanFictions are in the first chapter, but… I kinda got the idea while I was talking to myself on the computer, in the bathroom, making soup, doing my hair, taking a shower, tying my shoes, getting in the car (Yeah, you get it, I talk to myself a lot) And then while I was making soup, the idea hit me: What if Voldemort sent recruiting Death Eaters here to watch me, so as to evaluate how good of a Death Eater would make??? (And I'm rather paranoid, evidently) What would they go back to Voldemort and say??? And thus, I started thinking of a story: Death Eaters Recruiting. Hope you like it!!

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"Our numbers have diminished considerably since the attempt to take the prophecy, Alecto..." The Dark Lord mused, stroking his chin at the end chair of the table in the Malfoy Manor. "We need to recruit some more. Young and clever, is how we need them. It seems Lucius and the others have been getting old and weary… Not as clear-thinking as they once were… Go to the Ministry, my minions, research and find all the pureblood Slytherin children of at least sixteen years of age and gain their loyalty before school starts again this fall. Make sure you have a considerable number before September first." He gazed across the table at the small number of followers who weren't in Azkaban. Nobody moved. "Now, imbeciles." He hissed and every one of the Disciples' was gone with a pop.

Voldemort leaned back and summoned Nagini. The great snake slithered underneath the table and up the back of the Dark Lord's chair.

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Bellatrix Lestrange stood outside the Ministry of Magic, thinking. She would surely be sent to Azkaban were she to step foot in the place, and she could not fail her master again… But what if she wasn't Bellatrix Lestrange? She popped to the nearest potion store, purchased an already-brewed Polyjuice potion, and the disapperated to a back alley of the Ministry to wait for a worker of some sort to pass through the area.

She finally caught one and overpowered the young woman, knocking her out and taking a hunk of hair. She mixed the woman's DNA in her potion (Turning a startling and glowing hot pink with flecks of teal) and took a large gulp. At once her body started shrinking to fit into the short, slim girl's build. Bellatrix took the girl's clothes and glanced at her nametag: Alicianna Farley, Department of Magical Law Enforcement

Perfect, Bellatrix thought as she smoothed down her now blond hair. It will be quite easy to attain Hogwarts files with a law enforcement officer. She said, mentally putting together a plan.

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Goyle Sr. too was standing in front of the ministry, thinking of a way to get inside the office of records. Surely he could just walk right in, couldn't he? He hadn't gotten caught; he wasn't in Azkaban, obviously! But just in case… He turned his hair bright red magically and grew a mustache. After changing a few letters of his name around on his nametag, he carefully walked up the steps into the main entryway, so as not to attract too much attention.

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Bellatrix, or Alicianna Farley for the time being, sifted through the library of records until she found the section labeled "Hogwarts Students 1986 – Present time" and pulled a drawer open, and then another until she found The 1992 drawer. She flipped papers and files of current sixth year students, looking for Slytherins to recruit.

She pulled the first file out and began perusing it when a rather goofy looking man came up behind her, grunting an 'excuse me' and Bellatrix stepped away, peripherally looking at the back of the man's head as she read.

The sausage neck shape was familiar to Bellatrix, but she knew no one with such shocking hair. But even still, the massive blob look was very recognizable. She laughed (Almost too loud for the silent library) as she finally realized who it was "Goyle?" He twitched, repressing the instinct to respond to being called.

Bellatrix sighed as she turned him around to look at her. Yup, it was Goyle. Again, Bellatrix sighed and shoved him back to his files and began reading again.

Julia Eve

School: Hogwarts
House: Slytherin
Age: 16
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Blood Status: Pure
Parental Figures/Guardians: Lee and Louise Eve, Muggles
Additional Notes: Julia is an orphan, adopted by Muggles, Lee and Louise Eve. Chosen to be in Slytherin because of her resentment towards her parents for never telling her of her true roots. Short tempered. Her blood can be traced to the Black and Prince families. Has a fondness of Muggle Technology.

Bellatrix stroked her chin, thinking of the file. Julia seemed like Death Eater material. The anger, the Slytherin-ness, the blood that runs through her veins… But the fondness of technology… That could be hazardous. Disgusting, Bellatrix thought, truly disgusting. Why anybody with such honored blood-lines would even –

"Hola, Amigo's!!!" A man with a sombrero and maraca's came dancing over, underneath the giant hat was a face with a black mustache and a body covered in a shawl, and on the feet there were even sandals. "Me… necesitar… a… acreditar… alrededor… kein reglamentar." He said with rather broken spanish, reading something in his hand, and looking back up at them when he was done. When they didn't respond he started spinning around yelling "Ai ai ai ai ai!!!!" and shaking his maracas. Bellatrix stopped him mid-spin and tore the mustache off to find the face of Yaxley.

She sighed in his face, rudely. "Get your damn files and shut up, Yaxley; we're trying to be inconspicuous here!"

Goyle blinked at the short, blond woman in front of him. "And who are you?" He said it as if to ask a child.

"Damn it Goyle, who else would I be other than Bellatrix Lestrange?! Now move, I need more files!" She shoved him out of her path.

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So how waaaaas it??? It'll get funnier, I'll promise, but I kinda just needed to set stuff up, ya know??? The next chapter's coming soon! Please review and tell me how you feel!