TADAA! A NEW STORY! that makes 6! (see Aqua? I AM smart!)

Anyways... I wrote this with my... friend... Jin, on the way to Quebec. Blame her if it isnt funny enough

Oh, and A Fluttershy Story has 2 new chapters that will be added as soon as Aqua gets back from the US... and actuallly types them up...

BLAME HER!

Total sniffed the underbrush and picked up a horrible smell. Yuck!

"Total, what is it?" Sydnerella asked her dog. "did you find somthing"

Total was Sydnerella and Jins tracking dog. This may sound strange, but you see, Sydnerella and Jin were

secret ninja assassins, and their current mission was to kill Justin Beiber and Taylor Lautner.

Total nodded and promptly pooped.

"I'll take that as a yes?" As Sydnerella bent down to inspect, a huge coyote came out of the bush with a

pristine, black dress shoe in its mouth.

" OMG WHAT IS THAT?" Shouted Syderella. As you can see, she isnt exactly the bravest girl around.

Jin took out a gun and shot the coyote. "There. It's gone." She said. "Now what did you find Total?" She asked the

dog

"A dress shoe. It most likely belonged to Taylor Lautner. All Justin Beiber ever wears is those stupid sneakers."

" Messed purple and white one." Sydnerella grumbled.

"OMG! I see- wait are those bones?" Jin shrieked. As she bent down to touch the white bone-like objects, a

creepy, masculine voice whined. "Stop touching MY props!"

"AHHHHHH!" Shouted Sydnerella. Again.

"W-whos there? Show yourself!"

"Fine." Said the voice. A man stepped into view.

"I am filming a film here for my sons school project."

"Oh, is your son here?" asked Sydnerella

"Yes... Johnny, come here!" said the man. A little boy walked up next to his father.

"Are you the only ones here?" Asked Sydnerella again.

"Yes... why?" Sydnerella pulled out a gun and shot the man and his child.

"Lets go, before somone finds them" she said. Sydnerella may not be brave, but she was bloodthirsty.

"Now why did you do that?" asked Total

"They were jeapordizing the mission, by living." Sydnerella said nodding.

"Syd, if i've told you once, i've told you a thousand times. You can't just go around killing people willy-nilly, okay?" said Jin.

"Hahahahahahaha." said Sydnerella, laughing hystericly. "You said 'willy-nilly' HAHAHA"

"... wow" said Jin. And so the three ninja assassins coninued on their way, focused on completing their mission.

S-There it is! Isn't it beautiful?

* Poof *

I- I-i- i'm back... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M BACK!

S-Iggy here was stolen from me by my friend Aqua. I mean, i stole him from her in the first place, but we have written more stories together, so iggy is officially mine... wait... eww. I don't want him.

I- REALLY? SO I CAN GO BACK TO AQUA? YAY!

S- No. i just remembered why I wanted you here. to say R&R. and to keep me company...

I- * Sigh * R&R?